A collection of 40 humorous sentences suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes

Humorous sentences 1 suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes. Oh, my period is coming.

There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

3. Pingping Pingya fossil is Lei.

I will take off your clothes.

5. The spirit of heaven and the spirit of earth, led by xx.

Step 6 fire me

7. Black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels. I don't know whether to put black beans in black barrels or black beans in black barrels.

8. A horse ran on the road and hit a tile on the side of the road. The tile hurt the horse, and the horse trampled the tile. Tiles let the horse pay for tiles, and the horse also wants to pay for tiles.

9. Lala can bend the horn, and Ya Ya can play the horn. Lala can only bend the horn, but can't blow it; Yaya can only play the trumpet, but can't bend it. Lala teaches ya ya to fold the trumpet, and ya ya teaches her to play the trumpet. The two of them smiled happily.

10. Chasing girls on pigs

1 1. Hawthorne

12. A donkey like a madman

13. There is a vine on the high mountain with a bronze bell hanging from its head. The wind moves the copper bell, and the wind stops the copper bell.

14. Ugly don't pull a few mushroom heads.

15. 800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope.

16. Yao Pin

17. Lao Long was very angry and quarreled with the old farmer.

18. Rebecca lang

19. Lan is a female coach, Lu is a male coach, Lan is not a male coach, and Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.

20. Go back and forth.

Humorous sentence 2 1 suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes. There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the bottom. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

22. Do something.

23. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

24. Once upon a time, there was a sword. Call me Jian Zhen.

25. The guillotine hangs upside down, gangsters steal daggers on the stage, the guillotine collapses, thieves fall and daggers jingle.

26. Yihe

27. Xu m: n fire

28. Only information can let you know.

29. Several small villains in Daxi, Xu Cerebellar Axe, Plum Blossom Anger and Xiao Fu Mud.

30. There are hearts on pomegranate trees, peppers, drums and horns on willows, wood sinks, stones float on the water, chickens catch vultures, and mice catch big cats. Do you find it funny?

3 1. I love x!

There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

33. Long live my emperor

34. Wang Shen Sheehan

35. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

36. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

I am a pig.

38. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

39. Cowherd loves six niang, and six niang loves beef brisket.

40. I don't like girls with small breasts

Forty spoofs of funny password red packets

A spoof sentence of a funny password red envelope 1 Ash-black fertilizer will volatilize black ash and turn it into ash, fearing flying flowers.

2. The old farmer got angry and let the old dragon.

There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

4. Red carp, green carp and donkey;

5. A donkey like a madman

6. A good wife and son!

7. I'm xx.

8. Only information can let you know.

9. The bell in class is not so much uneasy as uneasy.

10. Let go of that aunt

1 1. Xiao Ai and Dai Xiao go shopping together. Xiao Ai gave Dai Xiao a catty of food, while Dai Xiao had twice as much food as Xiao Ai. Dai Xiao gave Xiao Yi a catty of food, and Xiao Yi and Dai Xiao had as much food as usual.

12. Biot

13. Niu Liunian came to Liu Nianniu.

14. A gourd wine 926, a gourd oil 629. Change 629 oil into 926 wine, and change 629 oil into 926 wine.

15. Rebecca y m: n

16. Purple sand dish, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin, raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

17. You can stew my frozen tofu, and you can stew my frozen tofu. You won't stew my frozen tofu drama, but you will stew my frozen tofu, stew it, stew it and ruin my frozen tofu!

18.XX I want to give birth to a monkey for you.

19. Circle, circle, circle. Juanjuan drew a circle and a circle, and Yuan Yuan drew a trap circle. Juanjuan is rounder than a circle. Let's see whose circle is rounder.

20. Dad carries white cloth and uncle puts white cloth. Dad doesn't put white cloth, he moves white cloth, and uncle doesn't move white cloth, he puts white cloth.

2 1. There are hearts on pomegranate trees, peppers, drums and horns on willows, wood sinks to the bottom, stones float on the water, chickens catch vultures, mice catch big cats. Do you find it funny?

22. Huahua has two red flowers, red has two yellow flowers, Huahua wants yellow flowers, Honghong wants red flowers, Huahua gives red flowers, and Honghong gives flowers a yellow flower.

23. Brother, I'm pregnant!

24. Two pairs of birds hang upside down on the beam, two pairs of birds hang upside down in the mud, two pairs of birds hang upside down on the poor beam, two pairs of birds hang upside down in the poor mud and two pairs of birds hang upside down on the beam.

25. The gun went off just for jumping.

26. Hang a drum on the wall, draw a tiger on the drum, the tiger scratches the drum, and take a piece of cloth to make it up. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.

27. Do nothing.

28.gala gāla acute； ;

29. Gallagara

30.Sip tea xiāchá as a verb means to sip. When sipping onomatopoeic words, pronounce gā.

3 1. Red carp has a little green donkey named Li Lianlian.

32. My xx is so small.

33. Give you a raise and invite you to dinner.

34. Thick trees are thick, and bald trees are bald. The thick tree says that the thick tree is not bald, and the bald tree says that the bald tree is not bald. The thick tree said that the thick tree was thicker than the bald tree, and the bald tree said that the bald tree was bald than the thick tree.

35. Chasing girls on pigs

36. Xuan fire xuān

37. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.

38. Don't rub your eyes without tears

39. Fire

40. Buried goods Cu √.

There are forty sentences suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes.

1. The red carp says that his plums are always greener than the Luli of the green carp.

I will take off your clothes.

There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the bottom. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

5. The gun went off just for jumping.

6. Not cheap and unhappy

7. I'm xx.

8. Farmers are angry with farmers, and farmers are even more angry.

9. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

10. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

1 1. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.

12. Durian croissants;

13. Punch your little chest with your little fist.

14. The flat cliff turned into stone.

15. I am a son.

16.Pinpin bēn

17. Lala can bend the trumpet, while Ya Ya can play the trumpet. Lala can only bend the horn, but can't blow it; Yaya can only play the trumpet, but can't bend it. Lala teaches ya ya to fold the trumpet, and ya ya teaches her to play the trumpet. The two of them smiled happily.

180000 years old. XX, get on your knees!

19. The crow stood on the back of the black pig and said that the black pig was black, and the black pig said that the crow was darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.

20. Always carrying a yellow scorpion, and old Huang carrying a square scorpion. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

The second sentence is suitable for sending passwords and red envelopes 2 1. There is a vine on the high mountain with a bronze bell hanging from its head. The wind moves the copper bell, and the wind stops the copper bell.

You love me as much as a bear loves a cat.

23. The cow mill grinds the cow material, and the cow material is left.

24. The soil rope life stem can hold the stem scale and shake the stem back.

25. People have backgrounds, so do I..

26. The kitten holds the flower cat, the flower cat grabs the kitten with its claws, the kitten pats the flower cat with its hands, the flower cat scratches the kitten, the kitten hurts the flower cat, the kitten cries, the flower cat barks, the kitten lets go of the flower cat, and the flower cat escapes from the kitten.

27. Fire

28. My xx is so small.

29. Wang Shen Sheehan

30. Baby Gold Water

3 1. I am very interesting.

32. Margrave in his eighties; ; odieacute

33. Chasing girls on pigs

34. I care about you and only care about what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?

35. The rope life is chopped, and the rope life is a good guess.

36. I don't like girls with small breasts

37. Circle, circle, circle. Juanjuan drew a circle and a circle, and Yuan Yuan drew a trap circle. Juanjuan is rounder than a circle. Let's see whose circle is rounder.

38. There are hearts on pomegranate trees, peppers, drums and horns on willows, wood sinks to the bottom, stones float on the water, chickens catch vultures, mice catch big cats. Are you kidding?

39. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

40. Lan is a female coach, Lu is a male coach, Lan is not a male coach, and Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.

Forty humorous qq password red envelope sentences

Humorous qq password red envelope sentence 1. For better or worse.

You can't tell right from left.

3. Whose youth does not commit two crimes?

I owe xx 5 million.

5. Wang Shen Sheehan

6. lay a good foundation for our department, Tianle, Xixi Zhazhahui.

7. Wang Xun Han

8. Niu Liu is in love with Liu Lian.

9. Pianpin biāo

10. I am a son.

1 1.

12. greedy tāo tiè

13. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.

14. Wang Shen Sheehan

15. Once upon a time, there was a sword. Call me Jian Zhen.

16. People have backgrounds, so do I..

17. Basic firewood

18. Purple sand dish, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin, raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

19. Rebecca y m: n

20. Xiao Ai and Dai Xiao go shopping together. Xiao Ai gave Dai Xiao a catty of food, while Dai Xiao had twice as much food as Xiao Ai. Dai Xiao gave Xiao Yi a catty of food, and Xiao Yi and Dai Xiao had as much food as usual.

Humorous qq password red envelope sentence 2 2 1. Si Xiaoshi exchanged 42 tomatoes and 44 kilograms for silk.

22. Gallagara

23. Long live my emperor

24. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They come to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.

25. Eight white rabbits live in eight houses with eight horns and eight octagons. Eight children tried to catch eight white rabbits, which scared them into living in eight octagonal houses.

26. Garlic noodles, garlic noodles and garlic noodles are garlic cloves; Noodles mixed with garlic, garlic mixed with noodles, is to eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.

27. six niang misses Cowherd every year.

28. Put the beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, break the beans that leak out of your pocket, pour out the beans, mend your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and don't leak beans;

29. Oh, my period is coming.

30. Wang y and ng

3 1. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.

32. There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the foot. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

33. Black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, and black beans are put in black barrels. I don't know whether to put black beans in black barrels or black beans in black barrels.

34. The old farmer got angry and let the old dragon.

35. study hard to understand ancient classics, and don't read ancient books to understand ancient ignorance.

36. Enthalpy fire

37. Cowherd loves six niang, and six niang loves beef brisket.

38. When the grass fell, so did the rice. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.

39. Dad carries white cloth and uncle puts white cloth. Dad doesn't put white cloth, he moves white cloth, and uncle doesn't move white cloth, he puts white cloth.

40. Only information can let you know.

Excerpts from 40 funny sentences suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes

Funny sentences suitable for sending passwords and red envelopes (part one) 1. Master Margrave; ; odieacute

Give you a raise and invite you to dinner.

3. Enthalpy fire

4. fire y and yīng

5. Eight white rabbits live in eight houses with eight horns and eight octagons. Eight children tried to catch eight white rabbits, which scared them into living in eight octagonal houses.

6. The bell in class is not so much uneasy as uneasy.

7. Huo Wei wedge

8. The gun went off just for jumping.

9. I'm xx

10. Dad took the baby and ran to the cloth shop to buy cloth to make a robe. If the baby wears a robe, he won't run away. The cloth needs to be mended when it is broken, and then go to the cloth shop to buy cloth.

1 1.

12. Gallagara

13. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to pinch pears with mud, and looked at pears with pears in her hands, which was comparable to real pears and fake pears.

14. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

15. Spirit comes from the sky, spirit comes from the earth, and xx comes from the collar.

16. weiwang wěi

17. Dad moved the white cloth and Uncle put the white cloth. Dad doesn't put white cloth, he moves white cloth, and uncle doesn't move white cloth, he puts white cloth.

18. Pianpin biāo

19. six niang fell in love with Niuniang.

20. Basic firewood

Funny sentences suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes (part 2) 2 1. Chasing girls on pigs.

22. Toto and his brother sit down and share the fruit. My brother pays a lot, and so does my brother. They all say that they want to be small, and grandma is happy;

23. Fire

24. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

25. Go back and forth.

26. product b √.

27. Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

28. Long live my emperor

Yvonne Wang.

30. Taste biāo

3 1. Lao Long was very angry and quarreled with the old farmer.

32. There is a vine on the high mountain with two bells hanging on its head. The wind moves the copper bell, and the wind stops the copper bell.

33. Farmers are angry with farmers, and farmers are even more angry.

There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

35. A donkey like a madman

36. There is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door. Remove the blue cotton curtain and the noodle restaurant door faces south. Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.

37. Study hard to understand ancient classics, and don't read ancient books to understand ancient ignorance.

38. I am very interesting.

Feifei is not Feifei, but a baboon who spends a lot of money on his fat wife.

A collection of 50 humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages.

Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 1 I didn't see the news just now. Send it again …

2. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

3. Talk to you later. Reply 4

Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

Han Han is hibernating.

6. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

7. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

8. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

9. Please press 1 for manual service.

10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

1 1. I didn't go back, but went to pull out radish Ooo.

12. Welcome to visit me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.

13. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.

14. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.

15. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

16. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

17. For others, please press seven.

Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 2 18. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.

19. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

20. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

2 1. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

22. Please press three for family chat.

23. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.

24. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp is harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.

25. Tell Dad to come back

26. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.

27. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.

28. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of old friends.

29. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

30. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.

3 1. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

32. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.

33. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke cans, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

34. Press four to continue the grass.

Humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages 3 35. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?

36. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?

37. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

38. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

39. Stop it, I love you.

40. I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

4 1. Stay here and I will buy you some oranges.

42. [Automatic reply] Because you are too fat, running resistance is great. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~

43. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

44. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

45. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

46. Automatic reply cannot be read back.

47. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

48. Don't send me messages when I am away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so I stay where I am.

49. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.

50. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.