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Poems about snoring

1. Poetry about snoring In ancient poetry, the word "snoring" was used to indicate snoring.

There is a saying in Su Tian Jia of Tang Dynasty called "Stop at Maodian, sleep and snore". However, the only poems I have ever seen devoted to snoring are two by Han Yu, a great writer in the Tang Dynasty.

Limited to space, here is only the first song as an example: the teacher sleeps during the day, what's wrong with the sound and breath? Teacher: Han Yu's friend is Zhuge Jue.

Poor, barking dog. The stubborn wind blows fat, and the pit and the valley set each other off.

Stubborn wind: strong wind. When a male suddenly breathes, he will be twice as strong as each one.

Like a corpse with a nose, it has been called to endure many sins for a long time. Nose corpse: Nose corpse that died after five disasters in hell.

A horse and a cow are surprised and don't eat, and all ghosts get together and treat each other. The wooden pillow is split horizontally and the mirror is scarred.

Rash: pimples on the skin and the like. The iron Buddha frowns and the stone man shakes his legs.

I want to blame the real slaughter. The real massacre: the creator.

You look for lice, ears, and waves. The sun can't bear to shine, and flying is lazy.

At first glance, and Fu, they were wronged and suffered. Peng, Fu: Two generals in the Western Han Dynasty were wiped out.

Another example is the tiger in the circle, which is sour and angry. Although ling LUN blows, the bitter rhyme is hard to change.

Ling Lun: The Yellow Emperor is a musician. Although the witch is salty, her soul is cold and it is difficult to recover.

Witch fairy: the founder of witchcraft. He Shan has a panacea? Heal this desire and gain.

Han Yu uses a series of metaphors, allusions and exaggerations in his poems, which vividly shows the unique snoring of his master when he sleeps during the day, and makes readers feel at home after thousands of years.

2. Poetry about snoring In ancient poetry, the word "snoring" is used to mean snoring.

There is a saying in Su Tian Jia of Tang Dynasty called "Stop at Maodian, sleep and snore". However, the only poems I have ever seen devoted to snoring are two by Han Yu, a great writer in the Tang Dynasty. Limited to space, here is only the first song as an example:

What is the noise when the teacher sleeps during the day? Teacher: Han Yu's friend is Zhuge Jue. Poor, barking dog.

The stubborn wind blows fat, and the pit and the valley set each other off. Stubborn wind: strong wind.

When a male suddenly breathes, he will be twice as strong as each one.

Like a corpse with a nose, it has been called to endure many sins for a long time. Nose corpse: Nose corpse that died after five disasters in hell.

A horse and a cow are surprised and don't eat, and all ghosts get together and treat each other.

The wooden pillow is split horizontally and the mirror is scarred. Rash: pimples on the skin and the like.

The iron Buddha frowns and the stone man shakes his legs.

I want to blame the real slaughter. The real massacre: the creator.

You look for lice, ears, and waves.

The sun can't bear to shine, and flying is lazy.

At first glance, and Fu, they were wronged and suffered. Peng, Fu: Two generals in the Western Han Dynasty were wiped out.

Another example is the tiger in the circle, which is sour and angry.

Although ling LUN blows, the bitter rhyme is hard to change. Ling Lun: The Yellow Emperor is a musician.

Although the witch is salty, her soul is cold and it is difficult to recover. Witch fairy: the founder of witchcraft.

He Shan has a panacea? Heal this desire and gain.

Han Yu uses a series of metaphors, allusions and exaggerations in his poems, which vividly shows the unique snoring of his master when he sleeps during the day, and makes readers feel at home after thousands of years.

3. Poems describing particularly severe snoring. Among ancient poems, you can find several poems with the word "snoring". For example, there is a sentence in Tang's Sutianjia, "Rest in Maodian, sleep and snore". However, the only poems I have ever seen devoted to snoring are two by Han Yu, a great writer in the Tang Dynasty. Limited to space, here is only the first song as an example:

What is the noise when the teacher sleeps during the day? Teacher: Han Yu's friend is Zhuge Jue. Poor, barking dog.

The stubborn wind blows fat, and the pit and the valley set each other off. Stubborn wind: strong wind.

When a male suddenly breathes, he will be twice as strong as each one.

Like a corpse with a nose, it has been called to endure many sins for a long time. Nose corpse: Nose corpse that died after five disasters in hell.

A horse and a cow are surprised and don't eat, and all ghosts get together and treat each other.

The wooden pillow is split horizontally and the mirror is scarred. Rash: pimples on the skin and the like.

The iron Buddha frowns and the stone man shakes his legs.

I want to blame the real slaughter. The real massacre: the creator.

You look for lice, ears, and waves.

The sun can't bear to shine, and flying is lazy.

At first glance, and Fu, they were wronged and suffered. Peng, Fu: Two generals in the Western Han Dynasty were wiped out.

Another example is the tiger in the circle, which is sour and angry.

Although ling LUN blows, the bitter rhyme is hard to change. Ling Lun: The Yellow Emperor is a musician.

Although the witch is salty, her soul is cold and it is difficult to recover. Witch fairy: the founder of witchcraft.

He Shan has a panacea? Heal this desire and gain.

Han Yu uses a series of metaphors, allusions and exaggerations in his poems, which vividly shows the unique snoring of his master when he sleeps during the day, and makes readers feel at home after thousands of years.

4. What funny sentences describe snoring? 1 A classmate often snores. One morning, he got up and asked his roommate, did I snore last night? Roommate A: I don't know if you snore. Anyway, the voice control light in the corridor was on all night.

Last night, thunder played all night, gongs and drums were loud, and my panda eyes came out. When I got up, I found that the ground was not wet. Boy, it turned out to be snoring.

3. "Quick, record it for him and let him listen tomorrow. The sound is simply. " At this time, the recorder has fallen asleep. "Wow, this cry is bigger than me, still recording me. I don't want to record you. "

4. Let me do it. Come on, record his snoring. We'll never get up again.

The most painful thing in the world is not where you are going, but listening to your snoring at night. I want to be quiet, okay?

6. A man said, "Look at your pale face, two panda eyes. Tell me what you did last night? " The friend said, "How dare you? Listen to this snoring. I never sleep."

7. The saddest thing in life is that there is a snorer next to you at night. He slept well, but you can only envy him.

8. I have to fight and study at night, but I seem to be sleeping, and there is nothing. I am excited every second listening to my father's snoring.

9. The last thing I want to hear is that you snore when I am weakest.

10. The closest distance between me and you is that I can still hear your snoring through a room.

1 1. When you fall asleep happily and see your harmless face, who would have thought that you would persecute the people next to you? You can't sleep and can only stare at you.

12. Insomnia every day is not only mentally fertilized, but also physically insomnia. This purr is comparable to Anbang music.

13. No one can beat my excitement at night. I can't sleep with a history book next to this snoring.

14. the Monkey King hates monks chanting, and I hate you snoring, which makes my life wish I were dead.

15. Your snoring, although my eyelids are fighting, my mind is unusually clear. Let's do our homework.

16. The farthest distance between you and me is so far, but your snoring still won't let me go.

5. The sentence describing snoring is as follows:

1. You snore and thunder at night. ...

When I heard the thunder last night, I was worried that the ceiling fell and hit people, or that the house seemed to collapse, or that you were worse than Lei Gong, but there was no lightning.

3. What's the noise when the teacher sleeps during the day?

Dad's snoring is like a small train on the mountain, which reminds me of the beautiful forest. Dad's snoring is always intermittent, which makes me worry that the train will derail.

About snoring, everyone's voice is different, some like thunder, some like fart, some like eating,,,

6. The call of a woman is accompanied by the smell of food. The clouds on the horizon are white and flawless, and the undulating wheat waves are shining with dazzling gold. But your waist is bent like a mountain and you can't hear it anymore.

7. I haven't returned to my hometown for several years because of snoring. I was so busy walking in the streets of the city that I almost forgot my father who lived alone in an old house in the country.

8. Stop at Maodian and sleep and snore.

9. Cows and horses are frightened and don't eat. Ghosts get together and treat each other.

10. Look for lice and ears, and make waves.

1 1. Like a tiger in a circle, it is painful and angry.

12. Is there a panacea in He Shan? Heal this desire and gain.

13. The male's sudden breathing is more powerful and beneficial than the one.

14. The iron Buddha frowned and the stone man shook his legs.

15. The wooden pillow splits horizontally and the mirror is scarred.

6. What sentences describe "snoring"? That night, residents everywhere slept soundly, and the snoring of "snoring-snoring" came and went, just like "thunder rolling across the horizon before a shower".

In the past quiet nights, my hardworking father always snored in his sleep. That continuous snoring is so warm and pure, dignified and melodious. My brother and I grew up healthily, safely and happily in the snoring that my father was familiar with.

Sometimes the snoring is like a wave, sometimes like a burst of loose waves, sometimes like a drizzle, like a warm lullaby, accompanying us into a sweet dream.

The sleeping Songhua River is still dreaming a beautiful dream and snoring like thunder.

Suddenly, the snoring stopped, huh? This is not grandma's habit. Do you usually snore for a long time before you stop? Why did you only call twice today? Suddenly, I was startled by a snoring. The sound was deafening. It turned out that grandma was accumulating strength and preparing to send out "stormy waves."

The wolf lay on the bed with a big belly and fell asleep at once, and slept soundly, snoring so loudly that the whole forest could hear him.

You always integrate your body with the earth on a moonless night and keep your heart and ears close to the night. You hear the snoring and sweet dreams of fellow villagers, but your alert ears, like radar, catch whether the long and evil steps are approaching kindness and innocence.

There are always four weeks in January, five days a week, eight hours a day, and you have two days a week. When the weekend comes, let greetings accompany you to snore like thunder, let blessings accompany you to snuggle happily, and wish you eternal happiness and invincibility.

Snoring gradually subsided, and at this time it was like a group of national musical instruments playing music that people were no longer unfamiliar with in the open field facing the sunset. Slowly, slowly, the sound drifted to the grassland. On the grassland, only the short sound of fishing echoed in the blue sea and blue sky. ...

I have heard my mother say that my father's snoring is charming more than once. Dad's snoring is not just a blind "snoring", but also a melodious beauty that changes one after another, just like music played by musical instruments. I just pout, hum, love me, love my dog, that's my own opinion! No matter how good the voice is, can it be better than that symphony?

The night is getting deeper and deeper, and all sounds seem to disappear. At this time, I only heard a "subtle" voice from my father's nose. Slowly, the sound becomes rough, like a cargo ship on the dock in the morning, making a "beep-"sound, which is rich and vigorous.

After a while, "Snoop, Snoop, Snoop, Snoop …" became more and more clear. In an instant, the busy scene on the dock disappeared, and the snoring that followed was like a train running on the rails, and it came "bang-". This voice is rich and boundless, and it is unconsciously associated with the autumn in the Great Northern Wilderness.

After a while, the voice suddenly became louder. Snoring suddenly became regular. Just like a big rock band, Tintin Dongdong repeats some beats rhythmically.

At the moment, snoring suddenly mentioned, and the voice seemed to become dignified. Like "a bolt from the blue", there is "dull thunder" in midsummer, which makes people "jumpy" and reminds people that a storm is coming. Gradually, the voice slowed down. Suddenly, "Hoo-",a gust of wind blew over, and in an instant, it was gone again. I seem to have lost something.

Strong curiosity made me really "hear" my father's snoring. At first, I was lying in bed tortured by my father's snoring, and I really wanted to wake him up. But when I went to "appreciate" my father's snoring, I found it was really like what my mother said.