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Have the quality to refute others' sentences.

When you hear a classmate scolding others, you are insulted when persuasion fails. Answer, I never quarrel with people with low quality.

2) When someone calls you giraffe, answer, giraffe is a beautiful animal, thank you for praising me, you little puss-head.

3) When others say you are ugly, answer, I am ugly, and I don't want to live. But when I see an ugly person like you still alive, I see the hope of life ... more beautiful than the person in front of me, and the person in front of me seems to be a little worse than me. Oh, I'm sorry, I just realized that you are more beautiful than me ... that's because you have no eyes to see my beauty.

4) When people call you short, answer, from a physiological point of view, you are like a stake, and from a structural point of view, you are like a telephone pole. I am short. What do you care? Do you want me to grow tall? Thank you. Oh, it's no use being tall! Do you grow high energy for food? Look how big YM is. As a result, vertical takeoff can make China people angry, and defense can make people angry!

5) When someone says you are unpatriotic, answer, vulgar. Ours, he went to Japan when he was free. Is he unpatriotic? Look at Yao Ming. He has been playing for American basketball. Is he patriotic? He donated so much in the disaster area, can he donate if he can? Everyone is learning English now. Is everyone unpatriotic?

6) When someone calls you a beggar, answer, have you ever seen such a handsome, handsome, gentle, lovely and charming beggar? I'm calling your sister, try hard, and I'll kick you to death with a slap.

7) When someone says that you are uncivilized, answer, as a person of 2 1 century, how can I show "civilized" you without being uncivilized ... Besides, the sun (grass) is uncivilized now, don't tell me that you haven't said these two words.