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A funny way to ask others for likes.

Sometimes people like to post on Moments when they are bored. In addition to expressing their feelings, they just hope that someone can like them. The following is the content I brought about the sentences that gave me likes. I hope you can gain something!

Tell me the funny sentences that gave me likes

1. When I was in school Discuss with your classmates during the summer vacation, which homework you will do, and which homework I will do, and then copy them alternately! Act according to the plan. As a result, my classmates took my summer homework to copy, and sent it back a week later and said: "What did you do in your summer homework? It was all wrong. I had to correct it for five days before I could copy it with confidence?

2. As a member of the system, my seniors told me when I first joined the company that there are two types of female colleagues who should not be offended. One is the pretty ones who have a powerful godfather behind their backs; the other is the ugly ones who have their backs. He has a very powerful biological father.

3. When he returned to his hometown after many years in Beijing, his mother slowly came out of the kitchen, holding a pot of tea in her hand, and said to him with concern: "I'm tired of walking, hurry up. Drink it, this is the tea made by my mother. He blushed and raised his orchid fingers to take the tea cup.

4. News Tutorial: An old lady fell down and knocked out a tooth on the road. How did the reporter report it? Hong Kong Press Club Accountability of the Municipal Government: Road Construction Are there any hidden dangers? The Taiwanese Journalists Club tracks medical insurance: Who will pay for tooth fillings? The American Journalists Club focuses on the social issues of the elderly: How do marginalized elderly people live? In mainland China, it is: "One person loses a tooth and everyone helps" " "There is love for the dead on the road" "Should the old man support his fallen tooth or not?"?

5. My husband has birthmarks like pockmarks on his buttocks. One day I was chatting with my best friend and said that it was discussed on the Internet. If you died from an injury in your previous life, the injured area will become a birthmark in this life. My best friend blurted out: So your husband was stabbed to death while sitting on a cactus in his last life? Haha, my best friend is so funny! Wait! How do you know? What’s the birthmark on my husband’s butt?!

6. I was depressed a few days ago and told my medical friend that I wanted to commit suicide. It's not right to cut like this. It can only be a skin injury that is not fatal. When you talk about getting excited, you used a pen to draw an entry point for me?

7. My wife is three months pregnant and likes to drink porridge since she became pregnant. ?I drank a big bowl of the pumpkin porridge I made at noon. During my nap, I lay on the bed and said: Husband, I feel like the baby is kicking me. Do you think it’s because I drank too much porridge and drowned him? Is this like being pregnant for three years?

8. In my sophomore year, a roommate was dumped by his girlfriend. He was standing on the balcony smoking in despair. He suddenly turned around and said: Who can give me a reason not to commit suicide? A voice in the corner said: It is your turn to clean tomorrow. Dormitory?

9. The class teacher found a girl in our class because of her puppy love and asked her what the boy’s name was. The girl refused to tell her and said sadly that you betrayed her for a boy from another class. My own teacher?

10. When chatting with the goddess online, I revealed in my words how hard it was to be single for many years. The goddess replied that this situation would change soon. I was secretly happy, but I didn’t expect her. I sent another sentence, and you will soon be in pain.

11. A goddess-level girl came to the unit. The singles were as excited as a chicken, and they tried to be courteous in every way to win the favor of the beautiful woman. What I couldn't understand was that colleague A not only didn't join, but also kept making suggestions for B and finally won the goddess's heart. Therefore, I had serious doubts about A's sexual orientation. It wasn't until I learned that B had a sister who was more of a goddess than the goddess.

12. When I had a fight with my boyfriend last night, I yelled angrily: Get out of here!? He also responded angrily: Okay, you said it, I’ll get out of here! Get out!? Watching his back turn and leave, I started to cry unconsciously. After hearing this, he turned around and shouted: Why are you crying? I’m working the night shift tonight. I’ll just get out of here tomorrow morning?

13 . History teacher: "Let's talk about the Anti-Japanese War.

First was the September 18th Incident, and then what happened?" The whole class was thinking, and the history teacher said: "Of course it was Lu Zhenhua who brought Yi Ping Ruping from the northeast to Shanghai, met Shu Huan, and then they fell in love with each other. "Mong Meng?"

14. The physics teacher in the second year of high school once taught a class of students. The classroom was on the second floor. Once, a classmate in his class looked around and found the physics teacher watching them from the tree outside the window.

15. When my sister was naughty when she was a child, my mother would say: You are so disobedient! Go find your own mother! One time, my sister went to my grandma’s house crying, and she had to ask her to take her to find a bride. Mom, go. Then my grandma cut my mother into pieces?

16. When I went to work today, my colleague’s face was a little swollen and asked what happened? Colleague: Hey, don’t mention it, I had a date with a girl last night. I also ate, watched a movie, got a room, and took a shower. I almost jumped in and shuddered! Then they said, "I'm sorry, I'm not a lady." I said, "I know you're not a lady. I'm not." Don’t you plan to give you money?” And then?

17. According to what my mother said, one time my aunt came and there were no sanitary napkins at home. Besides her, I was the only one left alive, so my mother gave me He gave me a few dollars to go to a small shop in the village to buy some. Poor me, I was only five years old. After walking a few hundred meters, my memory was a bit blurry, so I bought back a pack of MSG?

18. The second guy went on a blind date. When he saw that the girl was so beautiful, he was dumbfounded. The matchmaker reminded him to talk to the girl. The second guy stepped forward and held the girl's hand. He didn't know what to say. He was afraid of being left alone and said, "Happy Chinese New Year! Happy Spring Festival?"

19. When I came home from moving bricks, I saw my son watching TV. He happily said to him, "Look who's home." The son shouted to the kitchen, "Mom, come and see, dad is stupid at work." I don’t know who I am anymore”

20. When a girl drove to work for the first time after getting her driver’s license, she kept her female colleague, who used to ride an electric bike to work with her, away from the green belt. When people asked her what she was thinking at that time? The girl looked embarrassed and said: "I wanted to say hello to her, but I forgot that I was driving a car this time?"

Sentences to like for me Recommended

1. Yesterday, while I was sleeping, I heard someone say, "Okay, okay, okay, okay." I said casually, "Here you a dollar, let's go!" My mother slapped me twice. I fanned myself awake, and it turned out that my mother was saying "Wake up okay"

2. I found that domestic video websites like to divide the five levels of "extremely fast and smooth high-definition PP", which is quite cheating. I recommend these five levels. It is more reliable to honestly change it to "Snowflake mosaic can be seen clearly and in high definition"

3. Today, my son beat up a child in kindergarten. I bought something to see the child. Only the child's mother was at home. She asked me to play hide-and-seek with her, and I hid under the Chunqiu chair. Just as her father came back, her father punched me and said: How long have you been with my wife?

4. My wife's belly was getting bigger and bigger, so she went to the gynecologist. After the examination, the doctor said: There must be two little people living in your body. The wife said excitedly: Are they twins? The doctor shook his head and said: No, one is "fuck you can't eat anymore" and "it doesn't matter if you eat more"

5. A friend is a junior high school teacher. Today I went to play with him when I had nothing to do. When I entered the office, I saw him scolding a child: "Why are you smoking at such a young age!" The child: "China."

6. At my brother's house, I saw my sister-in-law sitting on the sofa. , my brother and my 19-year-old nephew were kneeling beside me. I asked my sister-in-law what was going on? It turned out that my brother took two mobile phones and turned on the video. He asked his nephew to hold the mobile phone close to his chest. He went into the women's bathhouse and called his mother. He kept shouting and came out after walking around.

7. The little niece saw a gecko for the first time. She was curious and stretched out her hand to touch it. As a result, the gecko's tail fell off immediately. "Oh your tail! Don't you want your tail?" Xiao Nizi picked it up and chased it away.

Seeing the gecko running away, she put her tail on the ground again: "I won't chase you anymore! Leave it here, and you can pick it up later when you have time!"

8. Sell it after the college entrance examination. After weighing the waste paper such as tutoring books, textbooks, and test papers, the boy next to the third wheel said it cost seven yuan. He couldn't help but sigh: I spent a lot of money to buy it, but now it's worthless to sell the waste paper! The boy looked up and said casually Speaking of: The knowledge has been absorbed by you, of course the waste paper is worthless!

9. When I arrived at the company early in the morning, a girl lay on the table, gritted her teeth, and kept repeating "Dead man, stinky man" I So I asked her what happened. The girl said that someone confessed to her, and she was happy! She agreed in her heart, and wanted to be more reserved, and then she kept silent. As a result, the man told her, can you please give her a nice word? If you don’t agree, go ahead and confess your feelings to the next one!

10. Because my family is poor and I am still single, a friend introduced me to a man. , my mother asked me how I was doing with concern, I said, "It's okay, just a little fat." After listening to my words, my mother said seriously: "Son, don't be picky. With the conditions in our family, she will lose weight sooner or later due to hunger." "

11. Olympic news: The Russian Olympic delegation was robbed just after arriving in Rio. More than 60 robbers were all seriously injured. Only one person in the Russian team stabbed himself with a wine bottle, causing minor injuries.

12. A man who is as strong as an iron tower never beats or scolds his thin wife every time. He never fights or talks back. Whenever he got angry, he would go to the train station and deliberately leave his money outside for thieves to steal. It would be a disaster to beat the thief! Over time, all the thieves at the train station knew about it. When they saw him coming, they all said, "This grandson." I was angry at home again, and I came out to take it out on someone again!

13. After shopping at the supermarket to check out, I saw an old lady in front of me spending yuan. She took it out and handed it to the cashier. The cashier looked at your drawer and found that there was no change, so she asked her: Auntie, do you have any? The old lady smiled from ear to ear and replied cheerfully: There is still more, I have more sons.

14. When school just started, the new teacher pushed in the door, slapped the podium, looked at us coldly, and said: Let me tell you, I never follow the principles of heaven. The atmosphere in the class suddenly became a little solemn. After a while, his expression changed and he said: Because I teach geography?

15. It’s not that many Chinese men don’t like to dress up, it’s just that their aesthetics are a little off. , plus honey confidence. Give an example. The same goes for trying on clothes. My mother would ask me if I looked good, and I would say not. My mom would go back and change them until we were both satisfied. My dad asked me if I looked good in my body, and I said I didn’t. He said you know nothing and went out.

16. Yesterday’s 16-year-old niece cried to me on QQ and told me that she broke up with her ex of three weeks last night. What is it? It is a matter of life and death! Then he went on to say: It is a wise decision for you not to fall in love at this age.

17. After athletes from various countries arrived at the Rio Olympic Village, delegations from other countries took strict precautions against losing things. Only the North Korean delegation took strict precautions against losing athletes and staff.

18. I met my roommate when I got home from get off work today and found that the scent on his body was exactly the same as that on my girlfriend. Damn, this scumbag really spent a lot of money to seduce me.

19. In the recent weather, I lied in bed and cooked braise; spread out a mat and grilled on the teppanyaki; after getting out of bed, steamed; went out and stir-fried; swam and boiled; on the way back, Fried raw; after entering the house, return to the pot. Today is the day and tomorrow will be the day. When you go out, be sure to turn the sides, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin and chili powder, and be sure not to burn it. We are running pork belly, we bring salt for ourselves!

20. In the morning, I was surfing the Internet at the door of the financial office and overheard two women chatting inside: There was a usually polite woman who made me laugh with one sentence. "My man is really difficult to take care of. He thinks my breasts are big during the day and small at night. Is my mother inflated?"

Selected sentences that gave me likes

1. Cutting short hair does not necessarily mean you are a queen, it may also be a nymphomaniac.

Funny talk about likes

2. Who is SpongeBob wearing clothes?

3. If you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

4. It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford.

5. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. You pay and I eat.

6. I dreamed of eating spaghetti, and when I woke up in the morning, I found that my shoelaces were gone!

7. Love your country, love your family, love your junior sisters, and guard against thieves, thieves, and senior brothers.

8. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

9. "Be as active in pursuing your studies as you are in pursuing the girl you like." "Try chasing 9 of them at once."

10. My dad faced the issue of my gaining weight. Expressed his opinion: If Han Hong is not alive, she still has Han Hong's disease. Funny talk about likes

11. After joining Teacher QQ, all signatures have nothing to do with love.

12. Although I don’t know what the math teacher is talking about in class, I feel like it’s very powerful.

13. Senior brother, did you know? The second senior brother’s meat is now more expensive than the master’s.

14. When you think the person you like also likes you, you are usually overthinking it.

15. The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm! Share the latest talk about control classics

16. I can do whatever I want if I don’t fail the exam. ; Not learning is what I want. You can't have both, so I'll just leave.

17. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, the wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.

18. Dear female colleagues, please don’t charge me. My wife has caller ID.

19. "Why did you hand in the history paper in vain?" "Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history."

20. Every time I do my homework, when I touch my mobile phone, I feel like I ate Xuanmai chewing gum and couldn't stop at all.

21. Just think about it, I will be happy immediately from an old woman in the third grade of junior high school to an elementary school girl in the first grade of high school.

22. If God has love, he will also grow old. If you steal my partner, you will die early.

23. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

24. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are literate.