Three incorrect but comfortable copywriting and Japanese-speaking sentences

1, you have to feel as bad as I do to apologize.

2. The twisted melon is not sweet, but it will be sweet when twisted.

It's better to listen to your uncle when you grow up with a boy.

4, if you don't care, you still have to take three points. If you care, why forgive others?

5. I can't pay my salary on time. Why should I arrive on time?

6. Always young and always ugly.

You can't kidnap me as long as I have no morality.

8, the dog bit me, I not only want to bite back. Two more bites.

9. Like is better than all truth, and principle is not equal to my pleasure.

10, I apologize to you, and you kneel down and listen.

1 1. Take a step back. Take a step back. I won't. Failure is a kind of happiness. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

12, I'm a very defensive person, and I don't care about anything, only the relationship is good or bad.