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In the name of people's famous sayings

1. No matter what we do, we must stand on the side of the party and the people.

Picking up my mother is a private matter, and I have to pay for the gas, money and fare. Honesty must start with me.

Our spirit must be healthy forever.

4. It's hard to strike while the iron is hot. If the party and the people entrust me with such an important task, can I fail the party and the people? number

You know it's evil now, but jumping off a building is a common occurrence. May I remind you that our director Zhao Da can live on the fourth floor.

Fourth floor, jump here, or you'll be miserable if you don't die. It is said that with this depression, it is easy to jump off a building. If director Zhao of our company is infected with this disease, we must be careful.

Director Zhao has countless reasons to live well.

6. We are from the Supreme People's Procuratorate Anti-Corruption Bureau.

From the Anti-Corruption General Administration?

How come I haven't heard of it? It specializes in catching corrupt officials, so you have to cooperate with us, with those sharp and sarcastic lines in in the name of people: the first episode.

7. You are poor enough. You can handle a bowl of dregs.

Isn't that how people live in China?

You are not a citizen, you are a director.

The director is a fart In Beijing, a brick can hit a great director.

But you are a different director and have a lot of power. I heard that you won't change a minister, will you?

The size of power is to serve the people. You can be willful if you have the right. I'm not talking about you, you comrade. Your ideological consciousness needs to be improved.

Good point. Did you hear that? You have the right to be willful.

But you can do it for your own benefit, right?

8. What shall I send you to do?

I didn't find anything and I was in a bad mood. Besides, what's wrong with you sending me? As a great director, I don't even send guests.

Okay, okay, go ahead.

9. Goodbye then.

Director Zhao, I really hate to part with you.

Why don't you get in the car with us and go to the next point

I'm telling you, I'm not going anywhere

Hey, hey, hey, you have to go. The good show has just begun the first scene.

With in the name of people: those sharp and sarcastic lines in the first episode. Don't worry, I won't run away.

Did you escape?

10. Where am I? There is an 80-year-old lady who lives alone in the countryside. I will give him 300 yuan for living expenses every month.

Hey, 300 yuan, Director Zhao, you are so filial.

1 1. Do you think it is his popularity and power that others respect him?

12. He has no command, only in name.

13. His consciousness is very high. As long as he doesn't spend money, his consciousness is higher than anyone else.

14. The anti-corruption work in Han Dong Province will not be capped from today.

15. Why don't you feel like a farmer's son when you make a lot of money? Farmers in China are unlucky to have a bad son like you.

16. I don't believe this, Lang Lang Gan Kun, how many ghosts are there!

17. No matter who you are looking for, no matter what level of cadres you are, once verified, you will never tolerate it!

18. The water in Han Dong is too deep. They can do the same thing to Chen Hai and Hou Liangping.

19. I have the right to interpret the legal provisions. When I say you have committed a crime, you have committed a crime.

Hope to adopt, thank you!