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How to spend a warm New Year in Thailand?

Traveler-Aotezhou

folk custom

Three days before enjoying thai massage in Pattaya, eight bags were bitten by vicious mosquitoes in Southeast Asia. Three days later, eight bags were still the same, bigger, redder and more itchy. This was discovered by my Thai grandmother who massaged me. She lifted my foot, pointed to the bag and giggled, then immediately put her ointment on me. That's a really good bottle of medicine. Suddenly my legs are cold and my heart is warm. Afterwards, we happily sang the Thai song tommai mai rub sak tee. I also talked about marriage with my grandmother who can speak Chinese next door.

There was a photo with local children in the circle of friends, and a friend asked me how to hook up. Actually, it depends on your eyes. As long as you are good-looking and lucky, it will be very simple. The child is very cute. I tentatively asked his mother if she could take a photo with the child. Fortunately, she can speak English and is generous, so she gave the child to me with confidence. What a nice photo that is. After the filming, the children held my beautiful sister's hand and danced.

When you go out and meet a beautiful person, she has such magic power to make your whole trip as beautiful as her.

climate

Thailand has a tropical monsoon climate. The whole year is divided into three seasons: heat, rain and drought. The annual average temperature is 24 ~ 30℃.

11-February is a dry season, which is relatively dry due to the cool northeast monsoon, and at the same time the climate becomes relatively cool.

March-May is the hottest season with the highest temperature, which can reach 40-42℃.

June-10 is the rainy season, affected by the southwest monsoon, with abundant rain.

clothes

The hot and humid climate here makes Thai clothes mainly cool. Brilliant sunshine and clear air make all colors reach 100% saturation here. If you have a floral shirt with banana leaves, a long red dress, a silk scarf blown by the sea breeze and a pair of flip-flops full of fine sand, take them out from the bottom of the box and wear them in Thailand, and you will quickly blend in here and become fashionable fried chicken under the camera. However, in some Buddhist temples and magnificent palaces, there are strict requirements for installation. The coat must have sleeves and not be too exposed; Men's bottoms must be trousers, and women's bottoms must be long balls (some scenic spots can also wear trousers).

ladyboy

There are many shemale in Pattaya, and they are all beautiful. They have white skin and thin waist, long legs and little meat (big hands and feet can tell whether they are shemale or not), big eyes and high noses. There are no photos here.

Transgender people are a respected group in Thailand. Gambling is forbidden in Thailand. They think that as long as you work hard to make money, it is worthy of recognition. And some transgender people don't aim for profit. Some of them think that they should be born a girl, and naturally like long hair, pink skirts, dolls, dancing, dressing up and men. Some people are influenced by the growing environment, and their personal preferences and ideas change little by little, and they begin to have the same ideas and perspectives as women. The average life expectancy of a shemale is only 40 years old. The early operation requires huge investment, and the later maintenance also requires regular injection of hormones. The process is very painful, and there is a heavy price behind such abnormal beauty. There are also such groups in China. They live on the edge of society. Maybe they have found a good way of life. Maybe they can only make a living by doing something on the edge of law. The choice of transsexuality requires great courage. We can disagree with every different choice, but letting go of our own barriers to respect and treating some shocking "differences" normally may make the society we live together more tolerant and loving.

eat

When you come to Thailand, you must eat fruit first, followed by seafood. Papaya here are all red and sweet! ! ! The point is cheap! ! ! 40 baht for a cup of pure fresh mango juice, only the pulp is added, 100 baht for 4 small pineapples, and all the juices are not astringent at all.

"Winter Yin Gong" is probably the representative flavor of Thai food. Its sour and spicy taste is more mellow than that of Southeast Asian restaurants in China, but the taste is similar. The combination of red pepper and sour lemon is so fresh and elegant.

on one's pins

The whole of Thailand pays attention to environmental protection, and hotels will not provide disposable toiletries and slippers. If you don't prepare in advance, you can also stay around 7- 1 1. There must be one waiting for you in Fiona Fang.

This is a tipping country. Remember to leave a tip when you go out. Change more notes like 20 baht. Aunt cleaning doesn't like to accept coins.

line

"Attention, be careful. The road ahead is congested and the road is smooth after sunset. " The road conditions in Thailand are very poor, so there are many motorcycles on the street. Moreover, the traffic here is driven on the left, which is different from the domestic habits. Walking or crossing the street can be dangerous, so you should pay more attention.

Traveling by bus in Thailand is free and taxis are cheap. If there is a trace of coquetry at the other end of the road, you can probably wave into this car. The common colors of Thai public transport vehicles are phosphor, olive green, pomegranate red, lemon yellow and dark blue.

colour

If you want to ask me my favorite, I like the colors here.

The signboard is black, the taxi is yellow-green, and even the old buildings on the street are the most mellow and concentrated colors in the colorful board, showing charming customs. I can't match the whole wardrobe in summer. You know how much I like those colorful clothes in summer. As soon as the sun shines, the paint flows in the light, making me invisible. Thailand, which is summer all year round, has released them all. It seduces people with colors. The Indian Ocean is blowing the sea breeze of the Pacific Ocean, and people are already drunk.

believe

Do you have faith? What is your belief?

In a country ruled by law, the law has the highest authority. It is a social restraint mechanism recognized by everyone for many years. Stealing is a crime, corruption should be punished, and people's lives need to be repaid. This is maintained by the authority of the law and powerful law enforcement agencies. It lets some people with criminal intentions know that doing such illegal things will cost a lot and is not good for themselves, so they have no intention of breaking the law and being a good person under the rule of law.

Thailand is a country ruled by law, but it is also a Buddhist country. The Buddha asked people who believed in him to be kind, honest, kind and adhere to good moral character. Believers are afraid of legal sanctions, but they are more afraid of retribution. They will not easily commit crimes in front of the Buddha, and those who are kind to them are willing to remember this kindness. Therefore, the shops in the streets of Thailand are dedicated to the Buddha statue and the current ninth emperor of Thailand who led the Thai people to live a better life step by step. Most Thais are friendly under the influence of their beliefs, and tourism is a pillar industry in Thailand. They welcome foreign tourists and receive tourists from all directions. As long as it is not disrespectful to faith, you will definitely feel the gentleness and friendliness of this Buddhist country.

Thinking about such a problem intermittently, the power of faith. It can free a 40-year-old street girl from trivial disputes, become tolerant and know how to contribute. Because of the persistence of a commandment, it allows a small life to be preserved by all means. It can make a country's folk customs so lovely because of it. Is this really a good thing? If so, why is faith not mentioned in China? We believe in interests, money, knowledge and love, but we are rarely conquered by a certain religion. Without this belief, we lack some persistence that we are willing to be asked to do. Great, but are we so bad without faith? Without faith, we are more selfish, but we can also be more caring; We are more material, but we also pursue more spiritual wealth; We are more self-centered, but we also know how to respect other concepts and values more and more. Kindness is not a religious requirement, but our own requirement.

The power of faith comes from the heart, and so do we.

Last bit of dry goods

1.? China passengers who want to go to Thailand can apply for visas on arrival at the airport with their passports, and they need to fill out an entry registration card on the plane (pictured).

2.? At present, the RMB/Thai baht exchange rate is basically around 1/5.4. It's much better to change money at the bank in advance than at the airport or Thailand. Bring a UnionPay card with sufficient balance. It is recommended to use Thai baht for small payment and UnionPay card for large consumption. There is no handling fee, so it is more cost-effective to use the real-time exchange rate. Some stores have opened payment packages.

3.? You must choose L 'Oreal for shopping, and the prices of Swarovski, Levi's and Maybelline in duty-free shops are also very good. /kloc-$0.00 Three mascara is not a dream at all. Recommend local snail ointment, herbal ointment and red bull drink.