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Crickets who want to live in a big house

Bree Cricket has a dream, and that is to have a big house. He said: how spacious and magnificent the big house is! If I can live in a big house, it is worth dying.

Bree is not the one who wants to quit. After he made up his mind, he resolutely embarked on the journey of chasing his dreams.

To build a big house, you must first have a good address. Bree first walked all over the lawn, and finally she saw a hill. Because of the high terrain and abundant sunshine, it is definitely a good place to build a big house. The mountain is overgrown with weeds, which makes it difficult to get close. But that didn't scare Bree. He first bit off the weeds and carried them away, and finally it took a lot of effort to clear up a clearing.

Next, it is to build a house. Generally speaking, the cricket's house only has a cave hall, but Bree didn't want to eat and drink Lazar in the same place, so he dug a bedroom, a living room, a kitchen and a bedroom.

Bree was not satisfied with the newly dug house. I should dig another hall, he thought. With the concert hall, I can have a concert with my friends.

So Bree kept digging. When the hall was dug, Bree found another problem. He thought, what if my friend doesn't want to go back after the party? No, we should dig more guest rooms. With the guest room, my friends can stay as long as they want.

In this way, in addition to eating and sleeping every day, Bree kept digging, digging rooms and gyms, digging gyms and study rooms, digging study rooms and swimming pools.

Finally, one day, Bree stood in front of the house she built with her own hands, covered in mud and with a rare smile on her face. He dragged his tired feet slowly towards the big house. At the moment he stepped into the big house, his body tilted, he fell to the ground and never got up again. Bree died. He died in the big house he was proud of.

From beginning to end, no one knew that Briguet had built a big house, and no one knew that he had left this world, because he was busy building houses all day and didn't even have time to make friends.

Soon, weeds reoccupied the area, and Bree's big house became an unknown grave. The residential anthropomorphic sentences of crickets

1, this is the platform for crickets. When the surroundings are quiet, crickets will play the piano on this platform.

2, rest is a long rest, do a little today and do a little tomorrow.

3. Crickets work under the soil. If it feels tired, it will have a rest in front of the unfinished house, with its head facing outward and its tentacles swinging slightly.

Most crickets build houses in October. In the cold of early autumn. It rakes the soil with its front foot and removes the larger clods with pliers. It steps on the ground with its powerful hind feet. There are two rows of saws on the hind legs, which are used to push the soil to the back and lay it diagonally.

There is no arrangement inside the house, but the walls are smooth, so the owner has enough time to tidy up the rough places.

His comfortable house was excavated bit by bit, from the hall to the bedroom.

7. The slightly inclined door was carefully raked and swept, and it was very flat.

8. The work was finished soon. If cricket feels tired after drilling under the soil, it will have a rest at the unfinished door, with its head facing outward and its tentacles swinging slightly.

Let me know if you don't want to live on campus.

Let me know if you don't want to live on campus.

I’m going home. I'm probably not suitable for accommodation. The longer you stay, the more questions you have, and you don't like to communicate with people. You might as well leave me alone and be comfortable. I want to finish school, not live on campus. Can I take my grandma to rent a house in Jiaxing and go home from school every day?

Secondly, it seems that counting the students who have lived in junior high school since the eighth year, I have to say that this choice has played a very good role in my studies, but in retrospect, it's a pity that I didn't get along with my parents too much, didn't know how to express my love for them, and didn't say it. When I am sick at school, I want to go home to raise them, and I don't want to travel far during the holidays. I think it is good to stay at home. After all, in an unknown time, everything is unknown.

Today, Ann said that she would live on campus, and she began to feel lonely in the morning. She doesn't know what to do, doesn't want to do anything, doesn't know how to spend the night, and is too dependent. What should she do? What should she do?

Fourth, I remembered my high school. Anything bought outside school can't be brought into school. It is said that it is unsanitary, and the canteen has always been sanitary. Residents are not allowed to leave the school gate at noon, and the canteen people and teachers will guard the school gate sooner or later! At that time, I really would rather go to the canteen than the canteen.

I don't want to live on campus, but I really want to go home. It's not my fault. It's not fair. I hurt my hand today. I can't take it anymore. I got caught in the door. The weather is so dry that my hands hurt that I can't do my homework now.

6. Some people say that home is the best harbor. For example, when I live on campus, my roommates can't see each other. She threw the bowl in the kitchen and I played the loudest music in the room. Everyone has to listen to what he doesn't want to hear. Everyone has too much freedom, but they have to compromise every day. Home is a harbor, because maybe when she comes home, she will be free. No one will hate her if she falls as loudly as she wants, and she doesn't have to steal if she wants to eat. But my family is not free either.

I told my mother today that I didn't want to study, and my mother asked why. Answer: I don't want to live on campus, I want to go home.

I graduated from grade three this year. I had a crush on a girl in my class when I was in primary school, and I still don't want to give up. This secret love in my heart has become a habit. Now we are a school, she lives on campus and I am a day student. I often pay attention to where she is and impress her deeply in my heart. I believe that no matter how long, I will stand the test of time and I can be with her.

Nine, after coming back from a business trip, my sister kept reporting new experiences: the girls in the first grade actually posted double eyelid stickers, and when we were old, there were boys who secretly loved me and even wrote a poem. I can live independently, and I feel rebellious when I live in high school, but I can't help it. I don't want to be a liberal arts student. I like math and physics.

Ten, just three days later, I had to wake up after 8: 30. I can wake up naturally from 1 to 6: 30. 15 didn't get up early to make breakfast for his son, and he felt a little guilty at the thought that he would live on campus in the future. Now I can have a chance, so I must seize it and verify it again. Nothing, just whether I want to or not.

1 1. Junior high school began to live on campus. At that time, the school didn't allow me to sneak into the ladies' room with my mobile phone to call my grandmother. From junior high school to high school, I never want to leave every time I go home. After graduating from college, I am not far from home, and I will go home every month. The first thing I did after I got off the bus was to go to my grandmother's house. Now I just graduated, and this kind of thing continues. I hope that time will slow down and let me accompany her.

On the whole, living on campus is still not good for me. I don't want to hear what I don't want to know, and I'm tired of drilling into my ears and eyes. I really don't care about you.

Thirteen, every time, the first thing I give them snacks is to queue up. So every time they pester me, as long as I go out, I will bring more money and buy more food. Every time after school, we almost have to catch up with these students who don't want to go home because of the rugged mountain road and long journey. On one occasion, Kampot didn't want to go back and looked helplessly at the students who were playing.

Fourteen, this has nothing to do with identity, or not caring enough about children. Some friends of the child don't know, and the child doesn't know about the school. They don't talk to children at all. Children don't want to go to school, don't want to live in school, and don't want to think about the reasons?

Fifteen, if I live on campus again in my next life, I don't want to be a seat next to the toilet anymore.

It's hard to go to bed early. Sleeping lightly is really not suitable for living on campus, not at all. I don't want to swear, not at all.

Seventeen, ha! I don't have to put up with that disgusting, hypocritical and flattering little bitch anymore. His mother always dies! It's the first fucking time I've met someone who annoys me and can't help it since I lived in high school. I'm one year away from graduation. Anyway, I just can't help it. It just broke out. I don't want to have any intersection with you in the future, whether in the dormitory or in the class. You want to fucking relax today!

18. I don't want to go home and eat by myself. Who let me eat? I wish I lived on campus. I carry a big iron egg with me every day.

19. Record 22 The university can live on campus, but I just don't want to. I agree to go home as soon as possible. So I squeezed 336 to the campus, and from then on I began to live in a crowded car. It was almost me in the back, watching his gray-black Adi bag dangling in the crowd looking for a gap. When the car arrived, it ran with the car, opened the door and squeezed in, occupying a double-row position. I'm in the back. I'll get a seat directly after I get up. This situation has lasted for four years.

20. Every time I go to school, I am particularly annoyed. Today, I deliberately put off packing until late. I'm going crazy because I don't want to go to school and hate this course. I hate staying at school too fast. After this semester, I will go to training. Fortunately, I have a full stomach, otherwise I really don't know how to live.

2 1. I had a problem in primary school. Every Sunday is very tangled, probably because I have to go to school in the afternoon. I lived on campus at that time. In fact, I especially don't want to live on campus. Then the day I went back to school, I was always tangled and disappointed. I don't know why, but then I suddenly got better. Maybe after going out, I suddenly accepted the setting of going back to school. However, when I woke up at school tonight, I didn't feel a little unspeakable.

Last night, I called my mother and cried because I was homesick. My brother burst into tears as soon as he answered the phone. I feel homesick when I think that I just lived in the first day of junior high school. I cried as soon as I called. My mother says it's still the same after all these years. Last night, I dreamed that my brother got up when he was a child. This morning, his eyes were swollen and he didn't want to go to work. For me, there is nothing great in this life, and I have no other ideas. My family are all healthy, and I will be there for them when they need me.

At the age of 23 or 15, I started military training for the first time and lived on campus. I didn't shed a tear at that time, and I enjoyed the campus life at that time. My mother said I was a cold-blooded animal and didn't miss her. But now, as I get older, I miss her more and more.

Twenty-four, I feel depressed and can't afford to do anything. Seeing others is boring, and hearing others is boring. Students who feel a little sick have to ask for leave to go home. Why do teachers have to stick to their posts! ? I want to go home! Don't want to live on campus!

No matter how fun high technology is, I will always be crazy about TV, which is also a big reason why I don't want to live on campus. There is no TV in the school.

26. Well, in Shanghai, I don't like floating in Shanghai. /kloc-I have been living in school since I was 0/4 years old. Wandering is my specialty. The only place I was reluctant to leave was Lianyungang, where my university was located. This used to be my home. I once luxuriously wanted to stay there like a child, but unfortunately I couldn't.

Twenty-seven, such a homesick person is really not suitable for living on campus. I don't hate going to school every Sunday, but I don't want to leave home, alas.

28. In recent years, I have been away from home to go to school and work, whether I live on campus or rent a house, but every time I go home, I would rather go home and play until midnight than stay out for one night, including with my relatives and friends at home. I always thought that this was just the reason for homesickness, but later I found that as I grew older, I had more experience, so as long as my parents were around. No matter where you live, you are at home.

Fortunately, I live on campus, otherwise I might be shopping every day. I don't want to be a short-lived rich man.

Buy a bunch of food at a time, don't throw it around. Eating one kind of rice every day is really enough. I dare not buy too many kinds of ingredients, because every kind is sold in big bags and small bags. Although it's much better than living on campus, I really don't want to live by counting garbage. Alas, I have to eat all the cucumbers I bought in tears.

I haven't had a birthday at home for a long time. Since I began to live in junior high school, there is no difference between today and yesterday. Unhappy things are still unhappy. I still don't want to study when I don't want to. I still have a lot to do. I still don't know what to do in the future. Years are accumulating. I don't know if I will be better than I am now. Life is still full of hope.

Thirty-two, can you slow down time, or let time stop at this moment, don't let grandparents get old, don't let me leave them for a minute. I don't want to live on campus. I hope to see my grandparents every day.

I especially don't want to go home at this time of the week. I live in junior high school and go home every day. Now I'm tired of living at home, and school is not as interesting as before. I don't want to stay anywhere. I might be depressed to death.

Thirty-four, remember? One Sunday night after I promised to be your girlfriend, I just returned to school. Do you ask me if I will miss you when I come back this weekend? I said I didn't want to. Why do I miss you when my parents are at home? You may think what I said is a lie! In fact, I didn't know what it was like to miss someone at that time!

Bees and crickets

She is not a real bee, and he is not a real cricket. But they are real.

Life. They suffer for their true identity. They give themselves such names to show that they want to be reincarnated as bees and crickets.

Bees and crickets met an hour ago. Because they were in the same boat, they immediately became friends.

Cricket was born in this luxurious villa, which is his home. Little bees are uninvited guests. She flew in through the window. She landed right next to the little cricket.

Hello, my name is Cricket. The cricket greeted her voluntarily.

Hello, my name is bee. Said the little bee. They all laughed.

Is it fun outside? Cricket is not out yet.

Good is good, but not for us. Said the little bee.

Cricket likes her to use the word "we". It is hard to be hated when you are born. The little cricket sighed.

For life, birth is the most important thing. Said the little bee.

The owner of this villa is a writer. If he writes a guide to reincarnation, it will sell well. Said the little cricket.

Is he not at home? Asked the little bee.

He went for a walk, which took him about an hour. Said the little cricket.

I must leave here before he comes back.

Of course. Unless you don't want to live

You'd better hide under the table.

You can also hide under the table. Why do you always want to fly?

Everything with wings wants to fly, otherwise what do you need wings for? You can't fly with your wings. It's worse than dying.

Isn't the bird in the cage alive and well?

That's alive?

Do not scream.

What do you want most?

Walk in front of people and they won't kill me. It would be better if they could praise my good walking posture. What do you want most?

Almost like you, I give people an air show and listen to people praise my flying skills.

The cricket and the bee laughed.

Laughing and laughing, they shed tears. None of their relatives and friends came to a good end, but they were all killed.

You should go. The writer will be back soon. He writes on the computer in this room at this time every day. Crickets remind bees.

Computer? I want to see the computer. Bee has heard of computers, but she hasn't seen them.

The black guy on the desk is a computer, which the author calls a notebook computer. The cricket pointed at the bee.

Little bees fly over the computer. She thinks the computer is a great thing.

The door of the villa rang

You should go. The cricket urged the bees.

I want to see how the computer works. Said the little bee.

Then you won't live.

He will be killed sooner or later anyway. Bees can't resist the temptation of computers.

The little cricket was speechless.

The writer came into the room, closed the window, sat at the desk and turned on the computer.

A colorful world appeared on the screen. Writers are creating another colorful world in this world.

The little bee flew to the computer screen excitedly and danced.

The writer frowned when he saw the bees. As soon as he looked down, he saw the crickets on the ground again. He got up and went to another room.

He went to get the spray that killed us! Crickets warn bees.

You run! The little bee said to the little cricket.

No, I want to be with you. Little crickets are reluctant to part with little bees.

Stupid?

It's foolish to give birth to this child, so it's too early to end and reincarnate. Said the little cricket.

You're right. He didn't have to kill us. We'll end it ourselves. Said the little bee.

When the author returned to the study with insecticide, he saw two drowned bodies in the teacup.

One is a fly and the other is a cockroach.

The writer threw away the teacup with the body.

A year later, a real bee and a real cricket reunited in the garden of this villa after a long separation.