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As long as you don't touch my bottom line, I will give you a step with a smile.

1. How many spring and summer did I spend with him? Who is he with now?

2. If you find a person annoying, he may get closer to your heart.

3, as beautiful as a flower, △ The enemy is no match for the fleeting time △

There is nothing you dare not say, only what you can't say.

Looking at the sweetness of others and thinking about our little things, I don't want to lose it.

6, ink painting, bleak is only rain, heavy is history, we passed by. ......

7. Wealth is like sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are.

Honey, I'm sorry I lost myself.

9. Is the disguise of friends behind 9.WSX a desolation of society or a snake swallowing an elephant?

10, eye size, thin legs, small waist, all kinds of lace with cosmetic contact lenses, which one is enough for outsourcing standards? In fact, flies are also like this.

1 1, I will give you a smile as long as you don't touch my bottom line.

12, I hope all this is not true, and I hope you are just a passer-by, and if you forget it, you can forget it. . .

As long as you want, as long as I have, as long as I'm still here, as long as you look back _ classic sentence

First, brother, if one day your brother dies, you must remember to burn a beautiful woman for your brother!

I saw on TV yesterday that smoking caused sudden death, and my heart trembled. Then I made up my mind never to watch TV again!

A colleague of the company bought a cup with the words "I want a raise" printed on it, and always pointed these words in the direction of the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss bought it himself.

The manager said to him: Give you a word and I'll decide whether you stay or not. The man paused, then sang: You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me put you in my heart.

If someone throws stones at you, don't be angry, and throw back a bunch of flowers and vases generously.

Six, nothing classmates together, break up a pair is a pair.

Seven, people open the book before the exam is to review, Nima, I open the book as if I were previewing!

8. Someone asked: What does your friend say to you that usually moves you? I thought about it and said, I'll pay.

Nine, there are two things you can't learn in this life. Not this one, not that one.

10. Where is the schoolmaster who doesn't learn dregs? Now the safety of Xueba depends on Xueba! ! !

In the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

Twelve. Zi nu: why? The husband said, there is a mirror in front of you.

Thirteen, how different from others! People let go when they are hot. I said, my teacup is expensive!

Fourteen, I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, look at the mood!

15. I know that I am a charming person, and I am a little handsome in Yin's Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man.

Sixteen, how many people have seen adore you's face when he was young, but who can bear the relentless changes of time? How many people have come to your life, I know I will accompany you for a lifetime. Shui Mu Nianhua "Life has You"

If I can't give you what you want, I will give you my best.

Eighteen, fat is presumptuous, thin is restrained. Regret how painful it was for a certain period of time.

Nineteen, as long as you want, as long as I have, as long as I am still here, as long as you turn back.

Twenty, waiting quietly, waiting for dawn, is actually my insomnia.

2 1. Some people went to Xiamen to see the sea, some went to Thailand to worship Buddha, some went to Sanya to swim, some went to Saibei to see the snow, some went to Nima, Yunnan to spend the summer, and I fought against Japan in Beijing (it was so hot the other day ...)

22. If you are pure, the world will become transparent.

In fact, the teacher was wrong from the beginning. Because we don't sleep in class at night. But we haven't slept until dark in class!

Twenty-four, young man, you are lucky to know me and catch up. It seems that your ancestors accumulated many virtues.

Twenty-five, the alarm clock only calls back my body, but it can't call back my sleeping heart.

Twenty-six, thick legs should wear school pants, ugly to read more.

Twenty-seven, I used teasing language to build a heart wall that stung Li.

Twenty-eight, who said that the instant noodle partner is ham sausage, I think it is TV.

Twenty-nine, I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and when I caught one, it collapsed at first sight! One more bottle.

Thirty, you have little wings behind you. Speak human words-you flew!

As long as you are willing to talk to me, I will talk to you. It's as simple as that.

First, if we can't catch the shadow of the past, we can look at the past with a smile.

Second, I am really not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

Third, those proud beliefs have now flooded out of memory.

Even if you are a knife, I will hold it in my hand, even if it is bloody, I will never let go.

I am a homesick person. I don't like running around. I'm too tired.

Six, one card per second is very chic, and one stop per second is very stylish. Buffer.

Seven, I can't cry when I bleed, turn on the light when I am afraid of the dark, miss when I am tired, be empty when I am weak, and miss home when I grow up.

I didn't mean to miss you, I just couldn't control my heart.

It doesn't matter where I am without you.

I think one day, I will air-dry into a city like a relief. Vicious lines, sad colors.

He has occupied my place in your heart.

12. Thank the people who were by your side in the past for not taking you away, so you are by my side now.

Thirteen, if you have someone in your heart. Then don't let others fall in love with you.

I'm wasting time, I'm wasting time, I'm blurring the present, and I'm afraid of the future.

Fifteen, can we not be brave?

Sixteen, I want happiness is very simple, someone to love, something to do, and expectations.

Seventeen, I love you, through life into life; I love you, not just by saying it.

Eighteen, as long as you are willing to find me, I will talk to you, as simple as that.

Whatever I do is ridiculous in your eyes.

Even if you lie to me, at least I can comfort myself that you still love me.

Happy break-up, I wish you happiness. You can find something better. ..

22. How wide is that person's heart? He didn't call the day he aborted the baby.

Twenty-three, the road is your own choice, so even if you fall and get hurt in the future, you should learn to bear it and learn to heal yourself.

Twenty-four, I would rather have a pile of open guns than a dark base.

Classic Quotations: As long as you want it, as long as I have it.

Incredibly, even though he broke your heart, you still love him with a broken heart.

The most taboo in love is that both of them fantasize about each other's future, but always miss each other's past.

I don't care how old you are. I want to know, for love, for dreams, for energetic adventure, are you willing to take risks like a fool?

I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.

Worry and sadness are like cigarettes you can't quit. The more you pester them, the more they suffer.

6. Fate is half in the hands of God and the other half in your own hands. Success is to win the other half in God's hands with half in your own hands.

7. I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.

8. Camus: The real generosity to the future is to give everything to the present.

9. Sometimes I can understand, but I just can't accept it in my heart.

10, as long as you want, as long as I have.

1 1, Liao Yimei's life is clumsy like mine: I firmly believe that people should have the power to pull themselves out of the mud by pulling their hair.

12, talk less, love more; Give completely and don't judge anyone; Try to do this, and you will get purity and beauty.

13, time is like a good doctor, it can teach us to heal bleeding wounds, and time is like a loving mother, it will help us heal spiritual wounds.

14, everyone has a story in his heart. If he can't say it, he can only let those who say it to themselves in the middle of the night.

15, graduation season, farewell and confession are courage.

16, it's getting dark. You can look at the starlight more.

17. Eat when you are sad, because the distance between the stomach and the heart is very close. When you are full, a warm stomach will occupy the position of your heart, so that your heart will not feel so cold and empty.

18, Feng Tang: Even close friends will miss you, but you must see them once every month or two. Needless to say, they will feel very warm together.

19, when you understand the true nature of the world, but still love it, your life will be beautiful.

20. The sunshine is mild and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old before you come?

2 1, when you hate someone, you swear to hate him for life; When you love someone, you also swear to love him for life. When one day because of her (his) smile, a look, you changed, changed all your promises. As a result, people you hate are in full swing, and people you like are in full swing. Love is so unpredictable.

22. When love becomes a kind of injury, when my existence becomes an obstacle to your happiness, I can only leave without regard to my extreme reluctance. When our relationship ended and parting was inevitable, I could only dust off the past and bury my love deeply. Even if you are unwilling to give up, you can only follow your own wishes and let nature take its course.

23. Hold you in your hand and burn incense devoutly. Put out the candles and light up the economy. Don't get emotional, just have sex. Love was finally hurt, and I cried in despair. I support you with my whole life. I just hope you will stop looking around. Please give me infinite power to love and be loved, so that I can meditate quietly under the bodhi tree.

24. We can't travel all over Qian Shan, climb all over Shuang Shan and cross Sanshui. We may just look at the scenery and sigh, and then plant trees and flowers on the last mountain. In spring, summer, autumn and winter, although the mountain did not occupy the dream and the water did not flow into the dream field, it built the last waterside bridge for life. This is the so-called life.

25. There are no ifs in life, but there are many buts; Youth is fleeting, like a fleeting meteor, burning, erupting and dazzling in an instant. However, youth is too short and hasty, and the rosy clouds rising in Ran Ran have not been fully appreciated, and the passionate cries have not been fully appreciated. We have packed our bags in a hurry and moved on.

26. The sky hit by the broken rain clearly showed several scars; Watching quietly, I don't know that dark clouds cover the hazy sight. Maybe you look at the same scenery in a corner of the world, but after that, we have no dividing line. Please forgive me, we can only be empty sets forever.

27. We can't share each other's happiness and unhappiness in the first place. We all have a new life. The environment is different, and gradually no longer contact. But every update of the space and every change of the signboard affect each other's hearts. Recreate the memories of youth, and I will never forget the road I walked hand in hand! There is a feeling, no longer strong, but always there.

28. I like the rainy season of autumn rain, and my heart is covered with faint sadness, like a chill, which seems to be something. Slowly reborn in time, looking at the past clouds with another mood, it seems that everything is clear. Walking alone under the buttonwood tree, watching the past in the rustling wind as always.

29. How many people can understand the most difficult thing in the world, and how many people are heartbroken. Some people, some things, fade when the wind blows, and disperse when the rain rushes. Ask yourself why you can't forget it for a long time and why you can't let it go. However, if you don't think of those beautiful things often, how can they stay in your memory?

30. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. He (she) wants to leave you, and there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few.

3 1, when the surroundings are gray, the day has passed, and everything is hopelessly surrounded by darkness, and only then will it burn! It is red, red warmly, and red gently. The existence of its rapid disappearance can't continue the night and another day, but it insists on being red. Even if it finally becomes red, it doesn't expect to be found!

32. It's dawn, and it's still bright. I was covered with stars and walked up the steps along the river. I came to the river again. Looking up, Chengheng's new building set each other off and became interesting. Staring at the half moon hanging high, she always felt a little smile. I took a deep breath of air conditioning and felt as if I was repairing my aura, but I didn't feel cold.

33. In the eyes, half bright and half clear, careless, looking at the dust flying, the dust is faint and thinking about geometry. If the world is good, we must taste it calmly, and the goods will be quiet and clear. There is no farewell in time, autumn flowers are swaying, and the heart is fragrant and beautiful. Heart, as long as the warmth this time is enough.

34. I told myself that people will eventually have a trip that touches the soul. They will be as busy as falling, drunk as spring water, and take a lonely road. When they meet the right person, they will only be amazed at the time and will be affectionate and gentle. Walking through thousands of landscapes, you can taste and be picturesque. How can it compare with the scenery you sent?

35. A journey, a city, maybe the place you go to is not your favorite place, there are too many unknowns and temptations, but you can face the sky in another city. Capture that aestheticism at will! But there will always be some irreparable shortcomings in my heart, and more is lack of courage!

36. Memories of the past collapse, and quicksand generally falls through the fingers of time. No matter how hard you try, you can't get back to the way you were. The initial heart to find the source of silence, persistent and firm, has never wavered. Accept the sudden change of fate, follow your own thoughts, stick to your beliefs, never give up and never regret.

37. When love dissipates, all disturbances seem insignificant; Love is coming, and all the entanglements are so tight. So, separated, sad, regret. There is no room for half a grain of sand in each other's eyes, and no room for half a flaw in each other's hearts. You will feel that meeting is a mistake and knowing each other is a kind of harm.

The passage of time proves that we are growing up day by day. When we grew up, we became good friends. When the world is changing, only the same, I believe we will return to the starting point of meeting. There is a world in a flower. When a piece of tidbits is woven into a deep friendship, it records the poetic feeling of youth.

39. If someone praises me, I won't be fat; I won't lose weight if someone belittles me. I am me, the unique me! Don't be old-fashioned, don't be unconventional, be unique! Some people understand or misunderstand, as long as their words and deeds do not violate common sense, a clear conscience is enough.

40. There are no ifs in life, but there are many buts.