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On the classic artistic conception of marriage.

1, marriage can't be achieved by moving.

2. Marriage is the grave of love for those who don't understand love and don't want to pay, but it is a paradise for those who understand love and understand each other.

The sadness of marriage is that you say you love me lightly, but I feel that you are lying to me, but no one will pierce the thin paper. I believe there will be a miracle, let us grow old together.

The most important foundation of marriage is mutual love, appreciation, trust and emotional blending, as well as sharing responsibilities and obligations.

5. Both marriage and car need concentration. You must concentrate on driving, or you will be killed; Marriage can't be abandoned, otherwise it will waste time.

6. The contradiction between husband and wife is inevitable, but it is already in marriage. Whoever is helpless depends on who is more independent mentally and economically than anyone else.

7. Emotion is the interaction between two people. What is the power of hot and cold? Now, who can't live without it? Beware of cold, love is gone, marriage is just a form. What do you want it to do?

8. Getting married is not equal to possessing each other, and the xenophobia is completely lost in the end.

9. Marriage is a very difficult subject, which needs two people to run together. Everyone has their own happiness and unhappiness in marriage, and the key lies in their true feelings.

10, love is cruel, and the winner is king. Feelings can be transferred, marriages can be frozen at any time, passions can be overdrawn, and love can fetch a good price.

1 1, the premise and foundation of happiness is of course love and loyalty, and the ultimate success of happiness depends on the good emotional habits between husband and wife. Therefore, good habits make a happy marriage.

12, marriage has nothing to do with people's quality. There are many good people, but he is not suitable for you, and maybe you are not suitable for him. This is the emotional difficulty.

13. Marriage is destiny takes a hand, and some are good. Both husband and wife have deep feelings and love each other to the old age; Some are bad karma, which is a sign that marriage is not smooth, and it is difficult for most couples to grow old together.

14, marriage should be managed with care; Sincerity, stone opening; People should learn to treat their marriage with a sincere heart!

15. Love is the seed sown and marriage is the seedling growing. Only by careful care and careful cultivation can fragrant flowers bloom.

16, love cannot be forced, and marriage does not need to be forced. Both men and women should be cautious about love and marriage. Emotional marriage cannot be a random act.

17. Marriage is the essence of a complete life.

18. Marriage is a cup of boiled water, which will burn you when you are impatient. If you drink it cold, you will have an unspeakable feeling. Drinking it seems tasteless but it can quench your thirst. You can skip fish, but you can't skip water.

19, modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

20, not all feelings, one party is willing to bow, one party is willing to forgive, the vast majority of marriages often go their separate ways in constant mutual harm.

2 1, love and marriage are not maintained by faces. No matter how good a relationship is, no matter how good a marriage is, it needs money to maintain it. If you are not married, don't believe that there will be faithful love in the world.

If people don't feel joy and warmth in marriage, they will go to another place to seek the satisfaction of love.

23, love can not be forced, marriage does not need to be forced, both men and women should be cautious about love and marriage, emotional marriage can not be arbitrary behavior.

24. Marriage is essentially an ethical relationship. Marriage is an ethical love with legal significance.

25. The trouble with married life is that every woman thinks she is a mother, while men think they are single.

26, the love of marriage, let mankind continue; The love of friends makes mankind reach a more perfect state; Sex corrupts and deprives human beings.

27. A marriage without love can't be happy, and love can't be bought with money and material things.

28. Marriage is not a lottery. You can't tear it even if you lose.

29. There was as much love as there was hate in the past. Actually, why bother? As far as the essence of marriage is concerned, it is nothing more than finding a partner for this lonely life journey and liberating another loneliness with one loneliness.

30. Deciding to marry someone is just a moment of courage; Guarding a marriage requires a lifetime of hard work. Because, from the beginning, love is a romantic thing, and marriage is a solemn thing.

3 1, marriage and car need to run in. The surface of the new car is shiny, and the internal machinery is not smooth, which needs to be smoothed during the running-in period; At the beginning of marriage, two people needed to understand each other, tolerate each other and run in with each other.

32. The saddest thing for women is not getting old, but losing themselves in marriage and plain life. Women can grow old, but they must be elegant to death, and they cannot be worn away by marriage.

33. Marriage is a game of Go. The closer the positions of the two sides are, the longer the game will be. This position includes knowledge, accomplishment, personality and even birth.

34. Marriage is only an illusion in the eyes of others, and only insiders can understand it! Marriage is more of a responsibility, a kind of affection! No matter what decision you make, don't regret it after a few years!

35. Getting married is actually similar to bargaining in the vegetable market. Everyone has their own bottom line. The same desire to make a deal, I will retreat a little if you enter a little.

36. Love doesn't have to be intimate, and marriage doesn't have to be spring night every night. Love should be kept warm and marriage should be kept fresh. Marriage without love is wrong, and love without marriage is regrettable.

37. Treat marriage seriously. Don't be hungry, don't ask about politics, just look at appearance, and as a result, there will be many disputes, or life will have no end.

In a truly happy marriage, friendship must be combined with love.

39. An unhappy marriage is like hell. You can't live in peace all your life. On the contrary, if you choose a satisfactory spouse, you will be harmonious and happy for a hundred years.

40. Marriage is a rope that is tied around the neck and tied into a fast knot, which can never be untied. Only the sickle of death can cut it off.

4 1, marriage is like a bridge, connecting two completely lonely worlds.

42. The high divorce rate at least reflects the difference between good and bad: the good thing is that people's ideas have been humanized and are not bound by feudal ideas. The bad thing is that they are rash about marriage and haven't decided what to get married.

43. A happy marriage can bring people back to life.

44. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. A few pieces of beef floating on it are just to make my face swallow.

45. Love is the grave of marriage, but it is better to be buried in the ground than to die in the street.

46. In everyone's heart, there is love all the time. I don't think it's marriage, commitment or family. It is a smell that makes people go blindly, but can't be touched.

47. What is marriage? Marriage is a kind of Jiao Yuanfen. Marriage is rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Marriage is to tear open the beautiful love, scars and stretch marks in Xiu Xiu.

48. Marriage and cars are consumables. If the car is driven for a long time, its performance will get worse and worse. If it doesn't work, it will be scrapped. After being married for a long time, you will inevitably encounter problems. If you can't live any longer, you will get a divorce.

49. There must be an unhappy marriage behind a sad man and an unhappy love behind a melancholy woman.

50. Whether the marriage is a tragedy or a comedy, the audience always feels that they are watching a comedy, and the actors always feel that they are acting a tragedy.

5 1. Love is art, and getting along is technology. A well-fermented marriage is an altar of wine. The longer it takes, the more mellow it becomes. If the fermentation is not good, marriage will be like an altar of sour pickles.

52. Communication is the first key to solve the marriage problem, and it is also one of the most important keys. Communication can solve most marriage problems.

53. Suspicion is the biggest hidden danger of marriage.

54. Marriage is not a commitment to the other party, nor a constraint on others, but a constraint on oneself.

55. Marriage is not a combination of love, but the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of conditions.

56. In many beautiful marriages, a man loves his woman's silly, naive, round figure, or a mole on the corner of his mouth.

57. When you are in love, money is used to exchange beautiful clothes for romance. In marriage, money should be used to worship rice, oil and salt to solve the problem of diaper.

58. All tragedies end in death and all comedies end in marriage.

59. Through love, passion, marriage, insipid, seven-year itch, ten-year hurdle, the road to marriage is a dead end, or it is getting wider and wider, depending on how we care and operate.

60. Marriage is like a marathon. Love only brings people to the starting point. Harsh midway running can destroy almost everything. You must have super endurance to get to the end.