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A euphemism for narcissism.
Sentence: 1. Countless people are jealous of my charm. I know that when I walk into the street, many girls are attracted by my enchanting handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.
2. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend. Plant a girlfriend in spring and reap a bunch of men in autumn.
3. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.
4. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.
I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world?
Oh, I'm really angry ... 6. You said my appearance was fake and the money I gave you was fake. I tell you, I can tolerate your fake money, but I can't tolerate your saying that there is something wrong with my appearance. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
7. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong, and learn not to cry for anyone.
8. Why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?
9. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket, there will only be one winner. However, I am happier than winning the third prize of my smile and winning 5 million.
10. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.
1 1. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.
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