Swearing words and ancient poems

1. What are the cursing poems?

My son is a Zhongshan wolf. If he succeeds, he will be crazy.

Mother's sincerity and mother's unhappiness

It means mom, so he/mom is very upset.

The top of the leaf howls at the mountain, and the mud lies/troughs in the Mahler Gobi.

In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. Xiao Li flies a knife, and someone becomes a small/too/supervisor. (Someone please automatically switch to the person you want to scold)

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby digs a mine and blows it into two/a hundred/five.

I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned. I wish you a better life than Nanshan.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. I lost all my hair when I met X-rays.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Kindness in learning

When cooking is at noon, sweat and oil are boiled out.

Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer.

well

Always remember the canteen,

Flies are as happy as ever.

Swallow black pearls,

Unconsciously, a dead fly entered your stomach.

Vomiting, vomiting,

Spit out pickles.

Black night cry

I can't stroll into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.

The long line frowned.

It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.

Don't smell sour in your heart.

Manjianghong. Write a bosom.

Panting, afraid to rest in the canteen.

Looking up, the queue is endless and the competition is fierce.

Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.

Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!

Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When will students hate it?

Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.

It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.

After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.

2. What are the ancient poems about swearing?

1. I'm tired after writing all my life, and my reputation has never been lost. The horse returned another day, and there was no war in the east of the city. -Su Shi's Supplement to Dongpo Chronology

2. a needle is tempered, one by one. -"Yong Zhen" Wen Yingjiang

3. "If you are thousands of miles away, you will be like a duck to water, drifting with the tide and stealing your whole body." Will it be better to put a yoke on the horse, and will it follow the horse's track? Better than orioles, will you compete with chickens for food? "-"Chu Ci Supplement "Qu Yuan.

4. Yuanyang occupied the water and annoyed the guests, but the parrot thought that the cage could break the spell. -"Two Children" Li Shanfu

5. I'm used to children mocking teachers, and I'm too lazy to be an idiot cursing ghost books. -"Five Small Gardens" Liu Kezhuang

6. The official hamster is as big as a bucket, and it won't leave when people open the warehouse. The soldiers guarding the frontier have no food, and the industrious people are starving. Who sends the grain from the official warehouse to your mouth every day? -"Official Hamster" Cao Ye

7. Rats have skin, but people have no tools! If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

You see ground squirrels and teeth, but people ignore virtue. A man without virtue should not wait for death.

Rats have bodies, but people are rude! People are rude, not rude? -"Sweet Mouse" in The Book of Songs

8.

Boiled beans are held as soup and simmered as juice. Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot. We were born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other! -Wei, "Seven Steps Poetry"

9.

Although the soldiers and horses in front of the temple are Xiao Xiong, their longitudinal violence is slightly the same as that of Qiang and Xiongnu. Above the Hanshui River, most of the loyalists are women. -Du Fu's quatrains

10.

Everyone raised the hope of cleverness, but I was delayed by cleverness all my life. I only hope that my children are honest and honest, and can reach the official position without disaster-Su Shi's "Washing Children"

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The merit is not high, but the name can be blown; You can drill without effort. Sri Lanka is a yamen, but I am satisfied: two or three sets of public houses, lovers do not leave; Talking and laughing, there are hotels and few people; You can travel to America and Japan. There is no shortage of money, backed by public funds. Eat "land, sea and air" and have enough fun with "beauty". The world says: shameful and disgusting! -Anonymous "New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"

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The official is not big, and the power is spiritual; There is not much profit, and it will be successful if you can get it. Although it is a nine-product, it is a saint. Eat, drink and fish, and everything can go first. The official rank is rising year by year, and the oil and water are increasing day by day. Cars are coming and going, talking nonsense; Command blindly, fool people. No pain caused by fatigue, no trouble caused by work. The world can't compare, and neither can the gods. The common people said, "This official is disgusting!" -Anonymous "New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"

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Why not take photos by drowning yourself! -"Yi Yan Yuan Yan"

14. Snakes talk with their mouths. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)

15. The punch line is like a spring. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)

3. Poems describing swearing

My son is a Zhongshan wolf. If he succeeds, he will be crazy.

Mother's sincerity and mother's unhappiness

In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. When Xiao Li flew the knife, someone became a little eunuch. (Someone please automatically switch to the person you want to scold)

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby dug a mine and blew it to 250.

I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned. I wish you a better life than Nanshan.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. I lost all my hair when I met X-rays.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Kindness in learning

When cooking is at noon, sweat and oil are boiled out.

Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer.

well

Always remember the canteen,

Flies are as happy as ever.

Swallow black pearls,

Unconsciously, a dead fly entered your stomach.

Vomiting, vomiting,

Spit out pickles.

Black night cry

I can't stroll into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.

The long line frowned.

It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.

Don't smell sour in your heart.

Manjianghong. Write a bosom.

Panting, afraid to rest in the canteen.

Looking up, the queue is endless and the competition is fierce.

Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.

Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!

Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When will students hate it?

Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.

It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.

After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.

4. Curse Li Bai's poems

1. The foot of my bed is so bright that Li Bai wants soup.

Strange poems scold Li Bai

I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

2. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

4. Roasted egrets in front of Cisai Mountain, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I can't see the future work prospects. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

6. There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. Seeing the x-ray, his hair fell out.

7. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

8. My mouth is watering, and I have no money when I touch my pocket.

9. Purple smoke rises in the sunshine stove, and the distant mutton string hangs in front of you.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

10. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere.

1 1. Come at night, Bear, and see where you are going!

12. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere

Buy pesticides,

I was knocked down by smoke.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

5. Ask for more cursing and funny poems

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.

For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him start this. ) In Tang Xiao in spring, a beautiful woman, Meng Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in spring carefree from this morning when I woke up and couldn't sleep at night. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman Du Fu in Tang's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet is ambitious). The novella was published in early spring by Zhang eighteen members of the Ministry of Water Resources. Tang Han to Beili, Xiao Yurun is like a crisp beauty, looking at it from a distance.

(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Li Bai resigned from his dormitory in the early Tang Dynasty. He likes to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness. He couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen) Mountain trip. Tang Du Mu went to the depths of Xiangshan Stone Trail and oblique white clouds. She and I both thought the princess would be a dinosaur meeting a frog. Wow, it's Komori again. It looks really touching. ) The Book of Songs.

(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.

) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day.

(How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Dumu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

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The morning of seeing off the second envoys of Yuan Dynasty, An Xitang and Wang Wei, was full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you not to find another netizen to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (enough, you must choose me! ! ! ! )。

Step 6 kneel and scold poetry

Sleeping in spring

/Mume smells the flowers,/Lying on a branch hurts the bottom,/I smell the water far away,/I can easily reach Chun Lv.

/The coast is green,/The coast is green,/The coast is dark green.

The following is the translation, please read it out loud in Mandarin.

I was stupid.

I have no education,/I have a low IQ,/Ask me who I am,/A big donkey.

I am a donkey,/I am a donkey,/I am a stupid donkey/

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there?

Send yuan twenty-one Xi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.

well

Always remember the canteen,

Flies are as happy as ever.

Swallow black pearls,

I don't think there are dead flies in my stomach.

Vomiting, vomiting,

Spit out pickles.

Black night cry

I can't walk into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.

Long lines filled the house, frowning.

It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.

Don't smell sour in your heart.

Man Jiang Hong. Write a bosom "

Asthma is weak, and I dare not rest in the canteen.

Looking up, the team is very long and the competition is fierce.

Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.

Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!

Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When do students hate it?

Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.

It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.

After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.

Baidi City was released in advance.

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just came to the brink of death.

7. What are the ancient poems that curse people?

1, The Book of Songs

Mice have skin, but people have no tools.

If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

Rats have skin and teeth, but people have no end.

A man without virtue should not wait for death.

Rats have skins and bodies, but people are rude.

If people are rude, Hu will not die?

Translation:

Rats have skins, but people have no dignity.

Why don't people without dignity die!

Rats have skin and teeth, and people have no shame.

Shameless people, what are you waiting for?

Rats have skin and limbs, and people don't know manners.

You rude person, you are still not quick to die!

2. "Read the needle"

Wenqing Yingjiang

A needle is tempered, and the cloth is going up one by one.

Eyes on the ass, only clothes, not people.

This poem satirizes snobs through the external characteristics of needles.

A needle has gone through a lot of hardships, walking up and down on the cloth, and the eye of the needle is at the end of the needle, only knowing one, but not the person.

3. Miscellaneous works

Mingdong movie drama

Small officials do great things,

The meaning of this song accords with its happiness.

If things can be done by relatives,

Not a dutiful son.

Translation:

Junior officials serve senior officials. Grievance and perfection catered to his preferences. If he can serve his parents like this, wouldn't he be the greatest dutiful son?

4. "Egret"

Tang Geng in Northern Song Dynasty

Speaking of egrets in front of the door,

You must also know from now on.

Gentlemen are going to get rid of the hook party,

Party A and Party B kneel for fear of the king.

Listen to me, egrets. From now on, we should stop meeting. Court officials intend to cut off party collusion and contain each other, and I'm afraid you will also be implicated.

5. "Bo Qinhuai"

Du Mu in Tang Dynasty

Smoke cage cold river moon cage yarn,

Stop near Qinhuai restaurant at night.

Women in business don't understand the hatred of national subjugation,

Singing "backyard flowers" on the other side of the river.

Blurred moonlight and light smoke enveloped the cold sea and white beach, and the boat was moored at Qinhuai restaurant on the shore at night. The singer doesn't know what the revenge of national subjugation is, but she is still singing "Flowers Crossing the River in Yushu Back Garden".