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A woman who listens to classic signatures will only bully men who are kind to her.

One, I like you. Another big adventure? I chose the truth.

Second, actually, I didn't, but it was seriously not obvious ⊙o⊙! ~

Third, you don't know how to cherish me, but I can't help but cherish myself.

Ajie: "am I complacent or depressed?" I live in my own world, which has nothing to do with you. "

Don't try to keep a person who is about to leave. No matter what you use to keep her, she will take it away. Li original

6. Why can't I finish my homework? Because homework is an uncountable noun.

No matter how devoted you are, you'd better have friends who will accompany you crazy to the old age.

Eight, love is sometimes a habit, you are used to having him in life, and he is used to having you in life. Once, I didn't feel anything.

Nine, the world changes.

Ten, every girl has a few boys who like you, but you give up those good boys for the boy who is hot and cold to you.

I really want to bother you, but I have no topic and no courage.

I want to be by your side, whether there is tomorrow or not.

Thirteen, the rabbit cut off its ear because it fell in love with the bear. I am willing to change myself for you, because I love you.

14._ If you can't stay with me for a long time, don't call me @

Fifteen, when it comes to electromagnetic oscillation, the teacher said, "We should distinguish between groups related to electricity and groups related to magnetism. Although current has an electric word, it belongs to magnetism because it is

Sixteen, you don't know how hard it is to like each other after separation.

17. Ajie: "Maybe I was pulled by my pride, too, and all the syllables got stuck in my throat."

Eighteen, I just like the feeling that I am busy making up my homework in the last few days of winter vacation.

It may not be perfect, but I always fail.

Wait for that sentence: I love you all my life.

I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

When one day you think of my goodness, maybe I don't like you so much.

Twenty-three, women will only bully men who are good to her.

A glass of lemonade with vinegar. Do you want to be sad?

Twenty-five, many times, no matter how cold and painful, you can bite your teeth and hold back from crying. On the contrary, sudden warmth will make people burst into tears.

Classic love stories about men and women

1) Men like a woman easily, but they don't fall in love with a woman easily.

2) A man is definitely a bad king in the emotional field. As long as a woman is willing to flatter, he will promise anything.

3) Men generally like gentle-looking women and are more willing to spend their energy on their careers or other places instead of conquering everything.

4) Men don't pay much attention to women who are too kind to themselves.

5) men are afraid of women's stalking, but they like to deal with women who haven't caught up in the same way.

6) One of men's dreams is to have a confidante who can transcend the boundaries of friendship.

7) A man will choose love with a very rational attitude (which is beyond the understanding of sensible women): even if he loves a person emotionally, when he knows that she is not a good wife, he will give her up and find another one suitable for home life.

8) Men think that falling in love and getting married are two different things. Many times, the reason why he didn't get married was because he felt that the woman around him was not the good wife he imagined.

9) A man's requirements for his wife may be lower than those for his lover-in appearance, his personality is higher.

10) Not many men appreciate smart women. With them, men always feel insecure.

1 1) The types of unbearable women recognized by men include: moody, extravagant, outspoken regardless of time and place, and worst of all, humiliating a man and mocking him in front of others.

12) When there is a favorite woman present, men will have the following performances: talk more (even if they are usually silent); Look smarter; Generous than usual; Will pull the topic to proud achievements; Will deliberately show kindness that is rarely seen at ordinary times; Tell more self-righteous jokes to make everyone laugh (in fact, it is mainly aimed at her).

13) in love, women like to say goodbye, and nine times out of ten men will take it seriously and surrender quickly. However, after listening to this, they will be numb and re-evaluate the value of women in his heart.

14) a man is the embodiment of a big man and a small man at the same time: as a big man, he hopes that women will completely accommodate him and reassure him; As a nobody, he realized his weakness and hesitated. To put it bluntly, many of them are jealous and stingy ghosts, and they are as easy to be cheated as children.

15) men are willing to give up all freedom when pursuing women, and they feel the importance of freedom more and more.

16) There is a curiosity in a man's heart. After hunting, she must be tamed and become a pet that can be raised at home.

17) Men all have the arrogant mentality of being heroes, so it is easy to fall in love with women who complain to them.

18) Men want women around them to understand that it's really boring to carry the same woman everywhere (maybe women feel the same way, but they are embarrassed to say it), so it's a relief and relaxation to date other women moderately, and there is no other intention at all.

Women are cruel to men.

Women are cruel to men.

First, if you encounter a problem, you should solve it. If you can't solve it, you should face it. This is the most basic thing for men. What's the use of self-pity to prove how miserable you are or how cruel others are? Do you want to express your cowardice or others' ruthlessness? If I think there is something wrong with this statement, I can only say that I am not afraid of being called a bad woman, and I insist on my own view of men.

Today, a man sitting next to me in the car called his girlfriend and said, let's break up so that we can get together and part. Leave me alone. I just hung up on my girlfriend and called another girl to invite her to dinner tonight. At that time, a word flashed through my mind. In fact, when men are cruel to women, men know exactly what they want. When a woman is cruel to a man, it proves that the woman has completely given up on the man.

Third, women are actually cruel, and no one can change them! When you get a bargain, no one can save you! When a woman wants the same thing, it will be terrible by hook or by crook! Will try to achieve their goals in different ways! But I think, since I can't change the facts, I will choose to keep D's dignity and cherish myself more than myself! The biggest revenge for a man is not to hurt him, but to make himself more wonderful and make him regret it!

Fourth, men are always too cruel to the women they love or have loved. Women treat men the same way. However, these cruel acts originated from life. Compared with the ruthlessness of life itself, these cruel behaviors are the embodiment of kindness.

Many times a woman wants to save herself only by being hard on herself, which is the best for herself! Never be soft on men. If you are soft-hearted, you will force yourself into the corner! Therefore, women should learn to be cruel to themselves before pampering themselves!

6. Why? Why? After a man catches up with the woman he loves, what he said before has not been realized. Men often say that women are cruel. If it weren't for men's hypocrisy, lying, coaxing women and ignoring them after catching up, how could women be cruel and heartless to men! !

7. Finally, I finished reading Beijing Meets Seattle in a cruel and extravagant way. It reveals that no matter how careful a woman is to a man, it is unlikely to affect his life in his heart, while a woman is just the opposite. What women often want is really not material enjoyment. Reality makes it hard for you to escape, so you have to live on RMB. I don't want a man to have a big career, just to support his family. What women want most, I think, is to know the cold and the hot, and to exchange ideas.

8. When a woman says to a man: You don't love me anymore, the first reaction of the man is to refute it, right? But, I think, women will say this sentence. It should be that some actions of men hurt women. Why else would a woman? Is it too cruel to say such cruel words (except for the affected women and angry women)

9. Don't blame others for being cruel to you when you see a sentence. This sentence is the same for men. I have been cruel to myself for two months, and now I will continue to lose weight at 62. Would I like your chubby or shapeless face or tattered clothes? ! ! Exercise if you are fat, and tidy up if you are ugly. Sun Shuai? Of course not! But I'm cool, and my small eyes are as beautiful as mine! So don't blame others for not liking you, work hard.

X. Men In fact, women should be more cruel. Women say decisive words to men, mostly because they are not sad or emotional, not from the heart. Once a man says goodbye to a woman, it means that he has thought it over and doesn't want to continue this relationship. I hope we can break up together and let things go smoothly. That's it. So, why do women abuse themselves for a man? He is not worth it. Love yourself, love people who are kind to you, and cherish happiness!

Eleven, when shopping, the woman chose the former among three thousand to thirty thousand jade bracelets.

12. Those who hurt me will be punished. A man is so cruel to a woman. What is the reason? A woman is always just a puppet at the mercy of a man, but there is nothing she can do. However, people are really ugly, which is in line with people in reality. Why do women always get hurt? How could I be so stupid? Let me die completely by men. Go to hell. . . . .

Thirteen, in China, I only have two most important tips about marriage. It doesn't matter to the woman whether she is married or not. When you have a child, you must find a man who has at least a basic sense of responsibility for the child. Otherwise, unless you can be cruel, your quality of life will be greatly reduced for the rest of your life. For men, just don't suppress any emotions and demands, because in fact, women can't do anything, and the more you suppress, the more out of control you get.

Fourteen, I see, you haven't thought about me after being apart for so long. You just told me to be friends, and women will never be cruel to men. Men are the opposite.

Fifteen, women, in addition to being cruel to men, can also be soft-hearted. Because you can't live without money, but no man can live well. But you can't say that you don't need a man as long as you have money. We should grasp both spirit and matter at the same time.

Sixteen, I heard a long time ago that men are affectionate for a long time, and women are single-minded. Women are soft-hearted when they are in love, but cruel when they are heartless. A lesson from the past reminds a modern woman to learn to be cruel, to be cruel to her indecision, to be cruel to men when they make mistakes again, to be cruel to their own demands and to be persistent in happiness.

Seventeen, some people don't need to blame, also don't need to forget for a long time, because it is not worth it. When you blame or forget, it only shows that you still have feelings for him. Men's change of heart is more terrible than women's change of heart, because they take it for granted that women still love men even if they change their hearts again. This is the difference between men and women! He can leave you cruelly to pursue his own happiness, but we women cry to death and live, which is not worth it.

Eighteen, but one side is feeling. It's really not a good thing that a man with that face has small eyes, but a man can be cruel to a man as long as he is good to a woman. I hope he is sincere to you. Still unhappy, remember me.

19. I met a boy who pursued me before. He worked tirelessly for eight years. I always refuse him. When I see him again, I'm still full of tenderness. Post the past tense for me. I just know that after he was yelled at by me, the gift was still hidden, and the seven colors he worked so hard for faded in the flower shop. I thought that I was really cruel to men in those days, but now I have been softened into a little woman by this man around me, and even a little melodramatic occasionally, but this is like a woman ~

Twenty, when women are lovelorn, they are all the same stupid and have the same heart pain; She has a painful heart, I can really feel it; Sometimes I wonder why men are so cruel and indifferent to women; Think about why women are so cheap and willing to let go of their proud self-esteem for men; Dear friend, don't you understand that he doesn't love you at all, and how can he have the heart to give you such a cold shoulder? Why are you so persistent in listening to him tell you!

Twenty-one, am I a man? I can be cruel to men, but I cannot be cruel to women. I can be cruel to men, but I can't be cruel to women. Is there a man living in my heart? ! ! ! !

Twenty-two, I learned two things tonight: first, I should learn a D girl, be quick-thinking, tell humor and make people happy; Second, learn to be cruel to men, especially to a man whose words and deeds are different. Dishonesty is really annoying. . .

23. I'm a little scared. You have never been so cruel. I know it's really hard for you this time. I didn't apologize because I felt useless. I'm thinking. I reflected once last time, and I have to reflect again this time. If a woman is disappointed in a man again and again, I'm afraid she can't even think about it. I really haven't been good enough for you and your family. I will try my best to love you and our family.

24. Delete it every time you write it down. Delete it every time and repeat it. This is me, always hesitating, always struggling. . . I am not happy today and want to cry. . . How not to cry is to be a cruel woman, a woman who is cruel to men, yes, that's it. . Leave, that is the best protection for yourself. From tomorrow, I will still live a free and easy life. . . One person, that's all. . . .

Twenty-five, men should be intimate with women; Women should be cruel to men; Women should care about women; Close the distance between you and me from that moment, and continue from this moment. . . March 8th is coming, happy holidays, female compatriots!

Twenty-six, woman, you can't bear to be cruel to men, just wait for men to be cruel to you.

27. Women can trample on men cruelly, and most men will heal themselves and get better slowly. But men should take care of women carefully, not because they are delicate, but because you never know what a woman who loves you will pay for you behind your back. You really can't afford to hurt such a woman.

28. I believe that girls are absolutely loyal and dedicated after a relationship, and I also believe that men always feel less strange about the ducks they get, so I think girls become frivolous and careless largely because they meet unhappy men, so I don't think women need to be polite to men. Hu Yunnan and Feng have the feeling of breaking up.

As a woman, we must have a strong and firm heart and will not be shaken by any bitch. When she is cruel, she must not be soft-hearted Don't give her heart to a man easily, let alone cry because only she is the most important. I want to have such a heart. ..

Thirty, I can need you very much, you are everything; I don't need you anymore, you are nothing! Advise all women not to care too much about men. If a man doesn't care about you, leave him mercilessly and don't hurt yourself.

Thirty-one, I am a person who will be cruel to the end once I am cruel, regardless of gender.

Thirty-two, why are women like this now? What I heard the most before was how heartless the role of man is and how playboy men are. A man is not a man without philandering. In ancient times, men had three wives and four concubines. In modern society, equality between men and women is considered equal. Men and women in private don't have beautiful faces outside, and men are also very single-minded about a woman, but why can't women be consistent with men?

33. A man kept his beloved woman waiting for too long. The man said to her: I'm sorry! The woman said: You are so cruel! Slowly, the woman fell in love with someone else, and the woman said to the man, I'm sorry! Men say to women that you are so cruel! Feelings are so fragile. Who is to blame?

Men talk to women without mercy.

Watching induced labor and Qing Palace in the afternoon made me lose my desire for men directly and feel desperate for women. The necrotic tissue fell off intermittently, the instrument searched the palace wall mercilessly, and the anesthetized woman was unconscious. Every time the instrument goes in, my heart is more and more like being stabbed. I can only say, man, please be responsible for your woman consistently.

Men talk to women without mercy.

First, the best thing a woman can do for a man is to leave her former life behind and stay with him no matter what. However, men's attentions to women are from the very beginning to indifference. A hypocrite who completely deceived that silly woman and thought himself a gentleman. ...

Second, in recent years, I have witnessed the marriage breakdown of many friends, and in the end, the man is ruthless! Men's promises to women are bullshit. I don't believe in love. Woman, love yourself!

Third, women are water. When you met me at 0 degrees, I instantly turned into ice. You love me with 100 degrees, and I immediately boil. You treat me at 50 degrees, I am neither cold nor hot. Therefore, the temperature of a woman is a man's attitude towards a woman, and he knows it well. Affectionate men will make women more and more gentle, and ruthless men will only make women stronger and stronger!

Fourth, instead of advocating the struggle between men and women, we advocate the identity of men and women. No one is anyone's pug, cooperate with each other. In turn, they tore it up and slapped it hard. You are heartless to me, and I am unfaithful to you, grasping each other's weaknesses. Strangely, after this incident, we talked a lot about marriage ethics. With so many violence and 24 female victims, these moralists are all dumb. Because society thinks that men can commit crimes against women, but women are not allowed to be heartless about marriage. Some people say that even if Sue commits a crime, the woman should cover it up instead of reporting it, and extortion deserves it.

5. Men's attitude towards women determines women's temperature towards men. Good men make women more and more gentle, and ruthless men make women stronger and stronger.

Six, that's it, no matter how much you love, you should give up. A man who is willing to be forged into cold blood by ruthless years will undoubtedly choose bread. In this process, I won't hurt everyone around me, I will just leave silently!

Seven, a woman's thinking is heartless. Without love, they won't have sex. Men are different. They have eternal exploration and lust for women's bodies. It's natural. Some women say: men are animals that have not evolved in place! The scary thing is that it is funny to judge a man's love index with a woman's thinking.

Eight, the years are ruthless, not just women. More ruthless to men, the cruelty of means is completely beyond imagination. If you don't believe that you can compete with those charming teenagers in those years, how many can still make your heart surge? I know that life is bumpy, wind and rain hit people like duckweed, and I also know that no one can escape the arrangement of blood cooling. However, this is no reason to indulge yourself.

I'm tired of looking at women's faces several times. Don't talk about those playboys outside. More ruthless and mean to women. Just sleep once. Love who. What about buying a house? I sold 18 thousand when I was young. When I was old, I reduced the price 100 yuan and sold it, so life passed. It hurts to think about it.

10. Please don't turn away from that girl at any time. The feelings of men and women are different, and men's unintentional mistakes are heartless to women! ! ! !

11. Many people say that women are heartless. In fact, it is men who are really cool thin. Women's feelings for men become more and more profound as time goes by, while men's feelings for women become more and more weak and even bored.

Twelve, the more perfect the details, the more challenging it is for women. Although I have no feelings, I know how to cherish them.

Thirteen, years are cruel, not just to women. More ruthless to men, the cruelty of means is completely beyond imagination. Although the years are ruthless, we can choose to grow old gracefully. No matter how busy your life is, you should also pay attention to your diet. Refuse to fall into the abyss of greasy, you have to know that once you put on a greasy coat, it is difficult to take it off. Because greasy people get lost and are covered in oil, it is difficult to clean them. Those men who are bare-chested, pregnant, full of fat and have no scruples about talking yellow never think there is anything wrong with this.

Fourteen, the phrase "going to the hall and going to the kitchen" should not only be a requirement for women, but also for men. Don't think that I'm heartless and arrogant about my male classmates who start to get thicker after leaving campus. Your photos are too full for me to watch.

15. I never thought of fully integrating into the patriarchal society. Because it's cruel, both for men and women. Eunuch is also an invention of male-dominated society. Men are especially cruel to men.

16. Women are far more unkind to women than men are to women, so you are bullied by your female classmates at school and pushed out by your female colleagues at work. It seems that one woman does not need any special reason to embarrass another woman. Just because you are better than her or you are different from her, she has reason to hate you, hate you, and even suppress you. They hate you while imitating you, and often talk about you behind your back?

17, alas, a spoony man struggled to keep his heartless woman, but he didn't get her to change her mind. Do women only remember men's faults, but forget that all men are too good to women? Men can only drown their sorrows in wine, which will only make their hearts hurt more. ...

I envy those girls who have expectations after work. Even eating a bowl of noodles and drinking a cup of boiled water feel that the loved ones need it. Men are responsible for women, and women are sensitive to men. It's not that I can't stand it, it's that I have feelings, and you can be ruthless.

Nineteen, some people leave and never come back, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in this world. The most heartless thing about women is not men, but years ~

The interaction between Hong and Hua in comics is so loving. I like you the most, love you the most, you are the favorite of all my wives and concubines! This man who is affectionate to women and heartless to the world, hum (sneer. In his memory, the best memory must be the comfortable time in Luoyang, when Ah Hong ~

2 1. Modern girls must be smarter than men to protect themselves. Rape a person is not terrible. He is open to evil, you can sue him. The most terrible thing is that men who have been in normal contact cheat women. Experienced a huge generation of women's love, youth, physical abortion, money, mental torture and so on. The man who ruthlessly drains you and abandons you does more harm to women than the rapist 100 times, but there is nothing you can do and the law can't punish him.

Twenty-two, whether the dedication of suspect X is a white night trip. Dongye's works always praise men's selfless dedication to women, men's paranoia and men's greatness. No matter whether the other person is indifferent or heartless, he still loves as always.

Twenty-three, for the first time in my life, I confessed to someone. As a man's confession to a woman, I earnestly beg you, but you trample on it mercilessly.

Twenty-four, the most ruthless and cruel way for men to treat women is to leave after losing their temper and stay away from women, and it is time and time again. I have never been an extreme person, but at the moment, I feel that life is worse than death.

Twenty-five, men don't indulge women like they chased you. The length of time determines that men care less about women and have no patience. Is this indifference or ruthlessness?

Twenty-six, why do men treat women well at first, but finally kick them away? Women can't afford to get hurt. There is nothing wrong with women loving money. The mistake is that men are ruthless first.