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Non-mainstream space talks about Daquan domineering
If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.
4. Schools are like brothels. You can only go if you pay.
When I miss you, I must find you?
6. I gave up. I have no chance to turn back.
7. The person you dream of should sleep with him when you wake up.
8. I have my own discretion in falling in love, which will not affect my study!
9. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!
10, you want it, I want it, I will release it.
1 1, falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers.
12, drinking crazy songs and living an empty life, who is arrogant?
13, single-handedly fighting thousands of miles, with his bare hands, one person is a crowd.
14, I said that we are a circle, and anyone who leaves is incomplete.
15, bid farewell to the past and walk away without looking back.
16, since I got mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.
17, I would rather be arrogant and moldy than humble in love.
18, Masuda will get old if she is affectionate, and she will do nothing if she moves my mind.
19, I sold the love letter, only worth 20 cents! It is really cheap!
20. It's your brother who guides you, and it's the enemy who forces you into a corner!
2 1, Valentine's Day Whoever tells me Happy Valentine's Day, I will kill him.
22. No matter how much I love you, it is not worth saying that I marry you.
23. When a woman pesters you, she loves you. When she leaves you alone, you can cry.
24. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.
25. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!
26. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.
27. If the seagull had never met the sea, I think it would have fallen in love with the forest.
28, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.
29. Time has not made me forget you, but it has made me used to thinking about you.
I want to give happiness to the person I love, and I don't trust others?
3 1, no matter how much face, you and I only have one chance.
32. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?
33. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
34, don't flatter yourself, don't be emotional, don't let yourself promiscuous.
35. The lover you can't get is always the wind. If you stay for a thousand times, it will be gone.
You'd better not mess with girls because she has a group of difficult girlfriends.
37. Sadness is not too heavy, but it is still heavy after slimming down.
I don't want to say that I am the best, but I know very well that I love you the most.
39. I use the clearest voice to prove that I love you very much, but you are unmoved.
Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can feel my stomach when I am sad.
4 1, you are a shoehorn face, how thin your face is, and you are not that cheap.
42. Men's hands are not used to hit women, but to fight the world!
I will never forget it, because I know it will never happen again in my life.
44. How about the old lady's natural paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?
45. Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice!
46. I won't be so hopeless. After breaking up with you, I hope you have a better life than me.
47. I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?
48, tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.
49, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.
50, weeding day at noon, nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
5 1, it doesn't matter if you don't play well in the first half of your life, there will be more in the second half, as long as you work hard.
52. I finally know why your cow B can't blow up. It turned out to be solar.
Don't always go around saying that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.
You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.
55. What will last forever and what will last till death do us part are just excuses for icing on the cake.
56. I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.
57. When I smiled and said I was fine, you should tell me I was fine.
58. Lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, and skill is sleeping.
59. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't even talk to me.
60. Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember, originality is always more meaningful than piracy. .
6 1, sweet talk, I won't, romantic flirting, I won't, just for your heart.
62. Don't always say leave everything to time. Time won't bother to clean up your mess.
Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!
64. Not all efforts will succeed, but if you don't work hard, you won't succeed.
65. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
66. We have long cared whether we have a chance to speak, but we don't care whether anyone is willing to listen.
67. Dead vines, yellow crows, desserts and snacks, and watermelons can only gain weight and hope that they are blind.
68. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is Men's Show.
69. Compassion is easy, because it is a sense of superiority, and tolerance is not easy, because you actually admit that you have been hurt.
70. Some people are good to you because you are good to him; Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness.
7 1, everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog, taking a walk and seeing who bites people unhappy.
72. As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end, even for the rest of my life. Friendship or love?
73. You dislike me when my heart is broken. When you need me, will you please go where you want to go?
74. When you look at yourself in the mirror ... you think it's redundant, but you are really redundant.
75. In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.
76. When you meet more people, you will understand who is worth cherishing with your life, while some people are only suitable for detours.
77, cheating in the exam, Qi Xin together. Mainly copying, supplemented by Mongolia. Combine with Mongolia to ensure customs clearance. Several informers, after-school violence.
78. Liking someone probably means caring about everything and being willing to forgive everything. If you don't like someone, you may not even want to give him half.
79. Be sure to give me an invitation to get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of person can fulfill my dream of growing old with you.
80. There is no reason to like someone, that is, you like it at the right time, that is, you inadvertently see that beautiful smile that others have never seen.
Non-mainstream domineering talk about daquan
1, I heard that there was radiation near the pillow of my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away. I was scared to death, damn it.
2. Someone asked me why my skin is black. This is very interesting. One white covers all the ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.
You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but cry for the same person over and over again.
4. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two endings in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.
5. There is no homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality, brother-sister love, teacher-student love and so on. It's just that two people are in love, that's all.
6. Not everyone is suitable to grow old with you. Some people are used to grow up; Some people are used to living together; Some people will be remembered for life.
7. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.
8. We have dedicated our best time to the school, but the school has to embarrass us with exams.
9. Perhaps the smiling person is suffering in the most beautiful way.
10, change my heart, give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch those who hurt me go to hell.
1 1, it's really dangerous for girls to try not to go out at night. No one can help but discourage the barbecue and dessert in the street. It takes several pounds to enter a house casually.
12, you can dare to do emotional things, but you really can't take them lightly.
13, if you can't be an excellent person, how can you compare with the person you like?
14, maybe in the years to come, your name will only be the once deep love that my friends and I discussed on the wine table.
15, caring about someone, that is, when you take a shower, he sends you a QQ message, and you will throw the water back to him.
16, hormones decide to fall in love at first sight, dopamine decides to last forever, adrenal gland decides not to shoot, self-esteem decides who speaks first, and life and reality decide who goes first.
17, I really want to hug you, smell your body, bury my face in your arms, and then go to sleep.
18, if you care too much about other people's opinions, then your life becomes a pair of underwear, and you have to follow what others fart.
19, I can't sleep no matter how sleepy I am. It's all you who open your eyes and close your eyes.
20. Don't believe me when I say I will wait for you. After all, I am cool. I will go with the right person.
2 1, my world is not big, and I am too lazy to expand it, but you have decided to go out and never want to come back.
22, don't wronged yourself, please, be a charming bastard, gentle and arrogant.
23. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
24. The most beautiful thing in the world is that a person has a smile on his face, and it's all because of you.
25. It's not that I don't want to say it, but that I have a lot to say, and it will be safer to hide it in my heart.
26. Some people envy you, some people laugh at you, some people envy you, and some people ignore you, but so what, you will always be the protagonist of this play of life, others are supporting roles, enemies are walk-ons, friends are cameos, and love is the best partner.
27. Never say that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.
28. Swearing is just a language auxiliary word used to help me vent my emotions, which has nothing to do with my quality.
29. You should believe that one day you will meet better people and have a better life. From then on, your smile is from the heart, and your tears are tears of joy.
30. If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you.
3 1, I won't teach you what to cherish, but I can make you realize what to lose soon.
32. Someone asked me what would happen if your friend did something wrong to you. I said that true friends will never be sorry for me.
33. If you can't say it in your mouth, it will flow out of your eyes.
34. People who are spoiled by me should be arrogant. Come behind me if you need anything, and the wind and rain will stop you.
35. There will always be someone who will love your small eyes, low nose, imperfect figure, short legs, weight that won't lose, and your shameless personality.
You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.
37. I am a lonely patient who doesn't like the excitement, but you are like a lover surrounded by people.
38. In life, it is fate to miss someone; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.
39. Some things are put off for a while, while others are gone for life.
40. Being a family along the way must be a special fate.
4 1. If I hadn't been so naughty as a child and been a soft girl quietly, I wouldn't regret that no one wants me now.
42. Life is hard enough. If I even want to listen to other people's ideas about what I like, it will be too bad for me.
43. I was misunderstood before, and I couldn't wait to hold each other by the collar and explain for three days and three nights. Not now. If you can't understand me, then we'll go separately. Although I am thirsty, I won't drink everything.
44. I can get used to you and change you; I can fall in love with you and leave you; I can sleep with you or dump you.
45. If he really loves you, you can be any kind of girl, willful, tender and unreasonable. If he doesn't love you enough, you need perfection, obedience, tenderness and compromise.
46. An emotional hooligan can't even hold a knife.
47. Talk about every space you have. I read more carefully than the final exam review questions.
48. Don't fall in love with someone at the age of 16 or 17, because that person will be the one you love most but never get.
49. If you don't want to hold hands, I will wander the world alone.
50. Maybe most girls are emotional experts on their girlfriends' phones, and ghosts with tangled feelings add idiots.
5 1, if it is too absolute, you have to hit your face in the future.
Don't always be self-centered, not everyone treats you like a person.
53. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
54. The so-called law of conservation of energy means that once a female classmate gets cold, the body temperature of a male classmate will rise once.
55. You obviously seduce me, but in the end I look like a bitch!
56. One day you will know that the bus takes 5 minutes to run 1 and the subway takes 9 minutes to run 1, but our love may last 1 for a lifetime. I don't want to get on the wrong bus or let you get off at the wrong station.
57. You really can't get out of that long relationship, or you don't want to get out.
58. It was love at first sight, but it started. It has been a long time, but it has been planned for a long time.
59. I was just thinking about the future, but reality slapped me.
60. In the end, you can become the person you believe, because the two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny. As long as you are on the road, there is no place you can't go.
6 1, I'm already invulnerable, but you are the first 10 1.
62. I like you more than once, and I want to do it.
The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.
64. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.
65. Maybe you will meet girls who are more beautiful, gentler and in better shape than me, but they certainly don't have my food.
When I grow up, I hope I am just a child. If I give a candy, I will laugh. If I fall, I will cry. Don't pretend that you don't recognize it, and don't suppress your feelings.
67. I regard you as the love of my life, but you abandon me thousands of miles away.
68. To be a simple person, you can get along well, but you can't. You don't have to be nice to everyone. They don't give you money.
69. If Hehe means leaving indifference to others, then Hehe means leaving indifference to yourself.
70. Don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.
7 1. I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.
72. Everyone is busy with his own joys and sorrows. How can he care about your loneliness?
73. I don't want to pass by your world, and I don't want to wait for you at the end. If I can, I hope to travel around the world with you, and then go to the end together.
74. When you are poor, I am still your last burden. No matter friendship or love, if you don't leave, I won't give up.
75. If you are crazy, the whole world will make way for you. If you think the whole world will make way for you, you are crazy.
76. Don't wait for my tears, you will understand my sadness. Don't wait for me to disappear before you know I exist.
77. Some people are afraid to love casually after they have seriously loved once, because they are afraid of repeating the same mistakes, hurting their feelings and making their hearts more tired. Therefore, we all lost the ability to love deeply.
78. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.
79. Nothing is lacking when you are busy. When you are empty, you know there is nothing.
80. Don't stand at the highest point of morality to criticize others. Say something you shouldn't say. What I like and how I live are none of your business.
8 1, there will be a person in the world who makes you feel that your previous life was to wait for him.
82. I spoke to you once and you didn't help me. I will never speak to you again. No matter who I am, thank you for dropping me when I needed you most.
83. Carry your dreams and taste your tears.
84. When I was drunk, I felt at a loss, a sigh and a world of mortals. The phoenix tree falls all over the ground, and the autumn is three points thick. My heart is happy, but my dream is hard to find. I sang a song after drinking, just because I love the world of mortals.
85. People ask me what's good about you, but when I think of you, my eyes are full of smiles.
Beggars are people who tax your conscience.
87. No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying.
88. There is nothing unfair. You can't win if you move your heart.
89. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
90. Everyone's past is a novel. Whether touching or not, the writer always has tears in his eyes.
9 1, what makes me tired now, what I want to give up, don't be reasonable.
92. If you are smart, some people will say that you have a heavy heart. If you work hard, some people will say you are lucky. If you are naturally optimistic, some people will call you hypocritical. If you meet too many people in your life, you will never have to please someone who doesn't understand you.
93. Finally, I also learned to appreciate the darkness, to move forward with heavy burdens, and to live in peace with those sufferings.
94. It is raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it will rain harder.
95. What I'm not good at is retention. You all have to leave.
96. Feelings need not be generous, but deep feelings need to be shown off.
97. There will be love and bread, but don't forget to bring your brain.
98. If someone says goodbye to you, you shouldn't ask when. You should smile and tell each other that you will never see him again.
99. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?
100, reconciliation is easy, but it is too difficult at first. It's better to go our separate ways than to suspect each other. I will laugh generously and walk generously.
Non-mainstream space talks about daquan
1. Youth is a book that cannot be closed, and life is on the road of no return. 2, the distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people.
In everyone's heart, there is someone you will never mention and never forget.
4. There are many things that can't be done in this world, such as birth and death, such as the passage of time, such as you don't love me.
I know it is easy to forget. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.
6. If you see me so haggard now, will you feel distressed?
7. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.
8. I gradually understand that the adult world is not like a fairy tale, and princes and princesses rarely end in comedy.
9. When we are silent, it is often the most uncomfortable time.
10, when I want to say something most, it is often when I am most silent.
1 1. Maybe happiness is not just having, but giving up perfection is true happiness.
12, I don't want to escape, just calm down, I know your smell can't be erased.
13, I once wanted to leave everything to you, but I never wanted to leave loneliness to myself.
14, you shouldn't make my heart full of deep tenderness every day.
15. Boys, especially those gentlemen, like the temptation of women, not those women who make them angry.
16, don't trust memories so much, people in them may not miss you.
17, maybe I can forget the whole world, but I just don't want to lose your news.
18, honey, I love you, I want to kiss you with my mouth, I want to look at you with my eyes, I want to hug you with my hands, I miss you all the time, I hold you in my dreams, I depend on you all my life, and I will never wronged you.
19. How can I live without your world, love, air and sunshine?
20. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.
2 1, I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me, just want to have your comfort and understanding.
22. Love is that others will stay with you after seeing your shortcomings.
Thank you for always being with me, rain or shine. Please remember that I will always be there.
24. I am most afraid of losing your news suddenly. I am most afraid that the world will suddenly become so quiet, but I can't fool myself.
I'll take you to travel to the ends of the earth, and I'll do it for you as long as you like.
26. Explain happiness with your mouth, soothe wounds with your hands, and feel happiness with your heart.
27. Maybe one day, you turn around, but I am already, not at that intersection.
I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?
29. Tell yourself not to be emotional, not to miss secretly, and not to look back.
30. There is a kind of person: Bao Gong in the morning, Guan Gong at noon and Ji Gong in the afternoon.
3 1, the biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.
32. If the reunion is for another forgetting, I'd rather never get together with you.
I want to spend the rest of my life writing about our happiness, and I will burst into tears when I write.
For me, time is just a process of forgetting you, and this process will be forever.
Life is always full of fear, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.
In fact, I have always known that once love goes deep into the bone marrow, I don't know how to hate it.
37. yard by yard, my self-ideal will always come first. When someone stops me, I turn my back.
38. It's sad to be ignored by someone who cares, but it's even sadder to pretend not to care.
39. When Xi's back touches even a little eyebrow eye, he will panic and flee at a loss.
40. You can't eat too fast until you bite your tongue. People who love to make mistakes know that they can be together without persistence.
4 1, wasting time in colorful hope soap bubbles.
42. I really want to hug you tightly and let you feel my heart beating faster because I love you; I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you.
43. Distance does not necessarily produce beauty, but it may interpret fragile love.
44. My dear boy, I love you with all my dreams and the purest feelings.
45. I know that love needs freedom to be happy; I'd rather be with you and go with you.
46. I just learned today that so many people wanted me for life, but they gave it to him and he didn't want it.
47. Now I know that even the memories are so unbearable, after all, it hurts too much.
48. I tried my best to miss someone, but that person never stayed for me.
49. You don't know who loves you the most until you are sick, and you don't know who loves you the most until you lose your memory.
50. On a quiet night, the wind remains the same, and the moon remains the same. Looking up at the dense stars in the night sky, I found that last night's stars, like last night's songs, are gone now.
5 1, who dares to put happiness on his sister, I dare to take my life not to let him lose!
52. If you like waves, I will raise the red flag for the world. If you like stability, I will give up my army horse and give it to your family.
53. Those who praise and admire us are not famous teachers. Those who will tell us and guide us are good knowledge, and with them we will make progress.
54. The freshness after the rain spreads all over the earth, bringing the yearning heart to you far away. Although the two places are separated, our hearts are always together.
55. One person's acting skills, two people's silence, three people's sadness and a group of people's carnival.
56. We have known each other since we met, but we can't be together. Is it because I don't have the courage, or you don't care?
57. Although the joy of love is extremely sweet, it can only exist where glory and virtue exist.
58, life is short, joys and sorrows, but he who sees through the world of mortals cannot see through himself.
59. The Kongming Lantern in the night sky did not make a wish, but only released its attachment to the air. I am empty.
60. People have no tears when they are most sad and afraid. Tears always flow at the end of the story, at the end of everything!
6 1, love is the preheating action of love. People who love me, don't worry. I will love you when I accumulate more likes.
62. I don't like fighting, and I don't like grabbing. There are many people around you, so I left by myself.
63. Loneliness is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
64. I love you deeply, deeply, and I can't wait for the other person to be flesh and blood. I am even more afraid that someone will say that you are dizzy with love and give everything and ask the other person if it is enough.
65. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.
If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.
67. Missing is the fragrance of roses, covering you and me; Concern is a song in a dream, and the sound is lingering; Blessing is infinite care and warmth.
68. The moon is full, and I want to go home. Are you okay in the distance? Tears of missing crept up on your face. You remember to call home often when you are in a foreign land!
69, try to leave the light to others, don't care too much about those who don't, you will be happier.
70. You should learn to let go, don't look back often and don't look back again.
7 1, I don't want to be separated from you again, I want to be beautiful every time because of you.
72. Missing is a fragrant wine, strong and intoxicating. The thought of meeting every day is a different kind of wine, which makes me intoxicated every day.
73. You will live next door to my house in the next life. I have no childhood friends.
74. Some people are afraid to love casually after they have seriously loved once, because they are afraid of repeating the same mistakes, hurting their feelings and making their hearts more tired.
75. You are the one I regret after struggling to give up, but I still love you very much.
76. Don't take some things too seriously. In the sky of life, those are just small stars.
77. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in different ways.
Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because others step on the ground and you step on my heart.
79. Some love to live in photos; Some love lives in your heart. But the most practical and happiest love is the person who lives next to us.
80. I am not strong, I am trying to be brave, I am not independent, but there is no one to rely on.
8 1, the most silent memory is always lost to fleeting time. Unexpectedly, there is still room for redemption, but how can you remain silent in the face of each other? It turns out that love will lose to time.
Non-mainstream personality space signature domineering signature daquan
1. [I don't envy Nobita's Tinker Bell with pockets of different sizes. I don't envy Sebas of the shire for his omnipotence. I just envy them that they are not alone]
Second, there is no if, only the result!
Third, new love and old love, who can say whose new love is not someone else's old love?
Fourth, time will dilute a person's memory, but it will never kill a person's grief.
Five, wait and wait, I have waited. I already care if I care.
Sixth, League of Legends, you puma, come back to my man.
Since I left you, I have learned to smile, because I know that my tears will not be wiped away for me.
Eight, the journey of life is doomed to loneliness, because I can't let go until I refuse to stay.
Nine, forget how to love, forget how to hurt, forget everything, and the rest is just a walking corpse.
Ten, use your own photo as an avatar, offline is like a photo.
Eleven, I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness, all because I can't let you go.
Twelve, after graduation, you are still mine ~
13. My father is not a big boss. My father doesn't have much money. It's not easy for my dad to make money. My dad has all kinds of pains. I feel sorry for him]
Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.
Fifteen, people who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.
Whose name was engraved on the table in those days? How are you now?
1. [How many people are blinded by love. ]
Two. Once you told me how much you hate this person, so I hated her with you, and I haven't given her a good face yet, and then you became friends.
17. And if you are not careful, you will live into someone else.
Eighteen years old, in front of you, or you, and I have changed, become so cautious.
When I was a child, I thought I would succeed in school. When I grow up, I find that relationships are the way out.
Twenty. How much courage do I need to walk past you calmly? ]
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