What are some humorous expressions for taking a bath?

1, I feel like washing vegetables for mosquitoes every time I take a shower.

2. My wife went to take a shower and play with her mobile phone. It suddenly occurred to me that I had just changed my first ringtone and wanted to hear how the sound quality was. I clicked on the record to find my husband and dialed. Two or three seconds later, it's connected, it's connected.

It's really cold outside, so I can finally go home! Too hungry. Go home, take a shower, wash your hair and go to bed! Miss my daughter.

4. Every day, someone waits for food and clothing, someone takes a bath, and nothing needs to be taken care of. After taking a shower, someone put a mat on the balcony to bask in the sun. Isn't this kind of life very pleasant? I want to.

On the last day of military training, the instructor asked all the students to gather. But he saw a little boy grinding hard on the wall, and the instructor asked, why are you grinding soap? He replied that if I don't grind off half the soap, my mother will think that I didn't take a bath this week.