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What do you know about hairy crabs?

1. Many people think that hairy crabs in September are the best, but they are not. The ancients said "nine females and ten males", which means eating crab roe of female crabs in September and crab paste of male crabs in October in the lunar calendar. Generally, female crabs are eaten from the end of September in the solar calendar, and male crabs are eaten after 10. The colder the weather, the more delicious crabs are.

2. Crab yellow is the ovary and digestive gland in the female crab, which is orange and delicious; Crab paste is a collection of semen and organs of male crab seminal vesicle, which is translucent, sticky and a little greasy.

3. A hairy crab has to go through five molts from seedling to maturity, and it is basically mature after the last molt at the end of August.

4. The so-called June Yellow refers to the boy crab molting for the third or fourth time. Generally, in June of the lunar calendar, they can eat about 20 ounces of male crabs instead of female crabs, which is not suitable for steaming.

In the process of fishing, the legs of some hairy crabs will break, which is the so-called secondary crab. Generally, you eat it yourself or give it away, and you won't sell it online, so if you buy a second-class crab online, you can claim compensation from your boss, because the second-class crab of the same specification is much cheaper than the normal good crab.

6. If it is convenient, you can go to the origin of hairy crabs and find local crab farmers to buy crabs. The price is cheap, and the food is basically the same. If you are lucky, you can find 5 male crabs and 3 female crabs at a very low price.

7. Generally, when you go to the place where crabs are produced, there will be a large number of dealers selling crabs on the roadside, so you should pay attention at this time. It is very likely that only three of the four crabs you bought are even lower. This is similar to the business near the railway station. Let's kill one, and we won't be repeat customers.

8. Express hairy crabs should have built-in ice packs and sealed foam boxes. This is because in such a sealed and frozen environment, hairy crabs will quickly reduce their metabolism and enter a state similar to hibernation to ensure that they are still alive and kicking. In the future, when friends send hairy crabs to others, you must remember.

9. The express delivery of hairy crabs is the fastest, and most parts of the country can arrive the next day. Therefore, the courier fee for hairy crabs is also the most expensive. For example, it takes 40 minutes to send a box of hairy crabs from Nanjing to Guangdong to 50 yuan.

10. The annual output of Yangcheng Lake is only over 2,000 tons, and there are hundreds of thousands of tons of so-called Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs sold by e-commerce. Such a big gap has to be filled by hairy crabs from other places, that is, the legendary bathing crabs.

1 1. 99% of crabs sold online come from Gui Li. The packing cost is almost 10 yuan, and the express delivery fee for a box of crabs is 40 yuan to 50 yuan. What good crabs can I give you for the remaining dozens? Besides, we should leave room for profit.

12. Online crab specifications are generally marked with intervals. For example, a female crab of 2.0-2.4 Liang refers to a female crab of 2.0 Liang. Generally speaking, it's good for you to eat a female crab of 2.0 taels, because the older female crab can grow to 2.5 taels, and crab farmers can sell it for tens of yuan a catty. How many of them are fools?

13. There are fools. Some small businesses I know generally pay more attention to word of mouth, and the crabs they choose for you will not be short of weight. Some sellers even choose higher-grade delivery. For example, if you want two female crabs, he will give you 2.4 and 2.5 female crabs. When you meet such a seller, you will make money. Of course, the price will be higher than the average price of Taobao and you will get what you want.

14. Most of these things can be bought in large quantities at a very low price, and you can judge for yourself whether it is true or not.

15. It is false for hairy crabs to take birth control pills, because we have to eat crabs ourselves, and birth control pills are useless to crabs at all. What we feed here are snails, small fish, shrimp, corn, barley and other high-protein foods. This is also one of the reasons why the hairy crabs here are fatty and oily, and they have received rave reviews.

16. It is also false to add water to hairy crabs, which may easily lead to crab death. All dead crabs are compensated. It costs tens of dollars to die, and hundreds more. No one will do such a thing that harms their own interests.

17. The canned spicy crabs sold online are precocious crabs, which mature in advance in crab seedlings. The crab shell is about the size of a dollar coin, and there are many crab eggs in it. Because it is not big enough, I ate it in advance. It's very cheap and delicious.

18. A good hairy crab, its temperament is different from that of ordinary crabs. At first glance, its back is green, shiny and fierce, and its aura is different.

19. How to choose a good crab? In addition to the above methods of observing qi, we can also look at the connection between the shell of blue crab and the belly of white crab. If it is full and swollen and slightly reddish, don't hesitate. This is a red cream crab.

20. There is another way to look at crab legs. If they feel very hard and powerful, congratulations, this is also a good crab. We call it Jin'gangtui Rock Rock here.

2 1. Wash the hairy crabs before steaming, and pour some white wine when soaking, which can not only remove the fishy smell and dispel the cold, but also taste better.

22. When steaming hairy crabs, turn the crabs upside down so that the oil inside will not flow out and waste will not be caused. It's definitely better to have oil.

23. Hairy crabs should also mate.

24. Some hairy crabs were steamed and found that the crab yellow inside was black. Don't panic, it just means that this female crab has had sex.

25. When SF Express delivered hairy crabs, it said that some remote areas would not send them, and some businesses would refuse to sell them to friends in these areas. However, according to my experiment, places like Inner Mongolia and Shanxi that SF Express said not to send can still be sent by SF Express, and the speed is also very fast.

26. Some merchants flaunt ancient farming methods, which seem to be original ecology. In fact, it is scientific farming now, and it is extremely advanced to monitor the water environment on various aerators and mobile phones.

27. Drunken crabs are divided into raw and cooked. Eating raw and drinking raw is directly pickling live hairy crabs. Wine is heavy and choking, which is generally liked by Shanghai people. Getting drunk means steaming crabs and salting them. Such drunken crabs are more easily accepted by the public.

28. Mid-Autumn Festival is a festival for eating crabs. Many people will choose to buy crabs a few days before the Mid-Autumn Festival. It is recommended that people who like crabs buy them a few days in advance, because the closer they are to the Mid-Autumn Festival, the easier it is to explode. It is likely that crabs will be received in five or six days, and they are all dead.

29. After the hairy crabs are caught, they should be put into temporary breeding ponds. The purpose is to make hairy crabs spit out the mud in their stomachs. Good hairy crabs are not delivered directly to you after catching water, but carefully selected in temporary breeding ponds. It is also said that after the hairy crabs spit out the dirty things in their stomachs, the cold disappeared. This has not been verified.

30. Don't challenge the smell of dead crabs. You'll never finish smelling them. You don't know the smell of meat in March.

3 1. We often say that the back is green and the belly is white. In fact, the stomach is not white, it may be washed. Normal should be a little khaki, just look at the picture.

32. In fact, the eating behavior of hairy crabs looks a bit like human beings.