A collection of sayings that prove you are poor in one sentence. A collection of sayings that prove you are poor in one sentence.

If it weren’t for free air, I wouldn’t be alive today.

Please give way and don’t block my drinking from the northwest wind.

My eyes seem to be short-sighted, and I can’t even see money when I open my wallet.

Rats come to my house looking for food, and they always leave with tears in their eyes.

I haven’t washed my hair in ten years, just to get some oil.

The beggar shakes his bowl at me. I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

I'm still young, and it doesn't matter if I don't have money now. Anyway, there will be many days when I don't have money in the future.

Is money paper? I always use coins!

I don’t poop because I’m afraid of being hungry.

What the dog ate last month was what I ate. What the dog ate was what I ate.

The thieves always leave with tears in their eyes when they come to my house. During holidays, they even throw two bags of rice at me.

I can’t solve any problem that can be solved with money.

It’s Chinese New Year, let’s fart like a cannon and blow it up.

I haven’t eaten meat for a long time. Let’s catch a mosquito and eat some meat.

Last night my neighbor made braised hairtail. I quickly picked up the bowl and ate three bowls of rice while smelling the fish smell.

When I have money, I will definitely use two pieces of paper to get a large size.

I just caught a little qiang. MD has finally started to eat meat in the past six months!

I slapped myself twice before going out and saved money on blush.

It’s great that it’s raining. I can finally wash my hair again and have a full body spa.

Now that autumn is here, I finally don’t have to climb trees to pull leaves to eat.

It’s thundering. I’m going to get a perm.