Talking about the simple mood of traffic jam.

1, less than 8 kilometers, walked for two and a half hours, and hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

2. What kind of intestinal circulation are those mentally retarded people who have been honking their horns in traffic jams? How about honking the horn for five minutes and one second, 1 minute for 60 times? The magical China humanoid creature!

I can't keep up with the times. Others said that the next stop was happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

4. Strange traffic jams

5, never like to take the bus, traffic jams, slow, and dizzy. Or do you like to run by yourself?

6. The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

7. There are 10000 intersections and 8000 roads every day.

8. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

9. On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

10, my lover is waiting, think about whether it is traffic jam or getting lost on the road.

1 1. Facing the traffic jam, the helplessness and sadness of life are more prominent.

12, alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly told to stop production. That's enough.

13, which means to arrive early. I did get up early, but when the car broke down, it rained and there was a traffic jam ... I really couldn't do a lot with a little effort. ...

14, morning rush hour traffic jam is always a nightmare!

15, traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: take a sip of water, don't drink too much at a time ~

16 and 17 summer, I am very distressed! ! ! Go out to build roads wherever you go! ! The subway is being repaired! ! There is a traffic jam! ! !

17. Dialogue between Chinese and American astronauts in space. American astronaut: "China is so great that I saw your Great Wall at a glance." The Chinese astronaut took a look and said, "That's a traffic jam."

18, my, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

19, the traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again ... I still couldn't find the entrance after four years, and I was really worried. . .

20. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.

2 1, the old driver (Mr. Mahe) told us a truth: when there is traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

22. In "Tricky Bitch", I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

23, the house leaks in the rain, and there will always be a traffic jam when you are late.