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Mid-Autumn Festival circle of friends briefly.

1, the full moon is not round, so why say Mid-Autumn Festival?

I received a lot of Mid-Autumn Festival happiness, but not yours.

My mother asked me why I hadn't been to the Mid-Autumn Festival. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

4, three days Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Take out the energy of Valentine's Day and reunite with your parents.

6. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, I live alone.

According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

When the moon shines in the sky, Russia smiles at the sun.

9. Mid-Autumn Festival is the carnival of the moon and the loneliness of a group of moon cakes.

10. A person is a stranger in a foreign land. Who will accompany me during the Mid-Autumn Festival?

1 1. Looking forward to the Mid-Autumn Festival, the homework is near.

12, I don't want to say happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you, because I hope you are happy every day.

13, in fact, what I want is very simple, that is, you give me a blessing on the Mid-Autumn Festival, even a word.

14. Although we can't eat your moon cakes, we want to express our choppy feelings to you.

15, without you around today, the moon in the sky is still bright because you are in my heart!

16, teacher, I'm sorry, I won't do my homework this Mid-Autumn Festival holiday because I'm allergic to homework.

17, I'll go to Chang 'e, and you go to Zhu Bajie.

18, it's very kind of you, teacher, to hand out so much homework after the Mid-Autumn Festival.

19, you have to believe that in the future you will meet a unique moon to light up your night, such as the fifteenth moon.

20. The difference between you and me is that I am Chang 'e and you are a moon cake.

2 1, when will there be a bright moon? Raise a cake and ask for heaven. I wonder how much the cake in the sky can sell?

22. According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

23. Congratulations on getting a three-month free campus reading package. Since we can't unsubscribe for free, we will also give you National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival holidays. I wish you a happy start!

24. Chang 'e asked Yutu what was delicious in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and Yutu said moon cakes. Chang 'e said: I'm tired of eating for thousands of years. Yutu: Then what do you say is delicious? Chang 'e: Have you ever heard of braised rabbit meat?

25. Mid-Autumn Festival, are you the Chang 'e I met?

26. If you arrange your Mid-Autumn homework, you can circle the earth three times.

27. It's Mid-Autumn Festival. Are you alone again? Ha ha ha jealous of me! Six me! After Weibo's hair was finished, he chewed silently with Wuren.

28. The ugly ones are still wronged for not having a holiday in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the beautiful ones have already thought about how to play the National Day.

29. The guy with such a bright line at the foot of my bed suspected to be a guy who grinds his teeth. When I looked up, I found that it was a guy with moonlight cake, and I bowed my head and thought about the guy under the fellow villager. Look at this. Tell me about that idiot!

30. If two feelings are long-lasting, it is in pork and pork.

3 1, the Mid-Autumn Moon is beautiful, round and ridiculously bright, just like when you were very young.

Don't wish me a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, just send me moon cakes.

33. Iraqis shed tears, leaving people sighing for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

34. Romance is boundless, human love is great, and Mid-Autumn Festival is happy!

35. The moon represents the hearts of too many people. Let it rest.