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Porsche crash in Hangzhou on August 4th.

Situation A 17-year-old girl was hit more than 30 meters away by a speeding and drunk Porsche Cayenne while crossing the road, and died after being rescued in the hospital.

What makes people chilling is the police's statement, which is pure fart.

Look at Li Dayan's analysis:

On the afternoon of the 7th, Zhao, the detachment leader of the traffic police detachment of Hangzhou Public Security Bureau, solemnly pointed out at the news conference that the Porsche deceased did not take the zebra crossing when he was hit, but was about ten meters south of the zebra crossing. In this regard, Liu, the chief procurator of the Hangzhou Procuratorate, further stressed that he was mainly responsible for not observing pedestrians on the road after drinking and taking measures, but the deceased Ma Fangfang was also responsible for not crossing the zebra crossing. At the same time, the local media in Hangzhou launched more than 70 yards of horsepower to increase publicity, proving that Ma Fangfang did not walk on the zebra crossing of love just demonstrated by the mayor and the children hand in hand, and should bear secondary responsibility.

From this we understand that Ma Fangfang is actually damn.

I am also moved by "Desperate Robbery" as follows:

First, the video shows that the rear of the Porsche after the collision is only three meters away from the zebra crossing at most. If the length of this Porsche is about 4.9 meters, it means that the front of this Porsche is about 7.9 meters away from the edge of the zebra crossing. Well, for God's sake, it was eight meters, but the police announced that Ma Fangfang was hit about ten meters south of the zebra crossing. Taijun, do you know that Ma Fangfang, about ten meters away from the zebra crossing, was hit by a Porsche car eight meters away from the zebra crossing, two meters in the middle, so this Porsche is the legendary shouting from a distance, breaking through the known principles of physics, mechanics and aerodynamics, and its internal force in the air is almost yellow. Our army should urgently order this Porsche, which is invincible on the battlefield.

Second, the reason for ordering is that the speed of Wei Zhigang announced by the police is only 74-83km/h, and according to the official data released by Porsche, at this speed, even if it braked suddenly, it skidded at least 15-20m, while Wei Zhigang stopped without skidding at all, so the car may have practiced falling for a thousand pounds again and stopped when it stopped, but its internal force far exceeded that of Ouyang Feng or Hong Qigong, which fought fiercely at the top of the snowy mountain. You onlookers who don't know the truth must believe this, otherwise it won't be enough to show that Wei Zhigang ran into Ma Fangfang outside the zebra crossing, and Ma Fangfang just didn't violate the rules. I urge you to think about this case according to the police's thinking, otherwise it will cause great trouble to our judges in the future trial.

3 (PS)。 Someone pointed out that I was driving in the opposite direction, saying that Porsche was driving from south to north, while Ma Fangfang was driving from north to south (from east to west and from west to east), so Porsche actually ran past Ma Fangfang's zebra crossing from south to north, taxiing for more than ten meters, and the rear of the car was only three meters away from the zebra crossing. Therefore, the Hangzhou police have clear logic and conclusive evidence. Well, it seems that the political direction is good and the geographical direction can't be wrong, but please friends with a good sense of direction don't make such an announcement, because it is even worse, and it will make the onlookers who don't know the truth understand: Porsche originally rushed to the zebra crossing with long hair and didn't mean to slow down. Even if Ma Fangfang walked on the zebra crossing, it would be Wan Fangfang in Zhang Fangfang, Li Fangfang .. This is not good, and it will make people pay more attention. So this has to stop. Of course, after the Hangzhou police teamed up with Zhang Wuji to study, we can still draw the conclusion that Ma Fangfang, a disciple of Zoroastrianism, took the initiative to pop up 30 meters away because he practiced the third floor of Jiuyang magic and saw Porsche coming slowly outside the zebra crossing.

4. Although there are a large number of damn mobile phone users and a large number of online pictures show that Ma Fangfang was hit 30 meters, her slippers fell in the opposite direction near the zebra crossing, which violated the basic principles of mechanics. Therefore, it can also be explained that Ma Fangfang also has some martial arts in the future, and the specific origin is unknown. It is estimated that she has practiced Lingbo micro-step martial arts. At this point, I hope that the Hangzhou Procuratorate will urge the Hangzhou police to investigate further.

A few people who don't know the truth don't guess why a Porsche with a speed of more than 70 yards per hour can fly people 30 meters away. Hangzhou police detected that the speed of this Porsche was 74-83 yards per hour, which was about 25-30% higher than the 60 yards stipulated in this section. This will play a vital role in future sentencing. As for the office workers who are located on more than ten floors of Zhejiang Satellite TV, they can hear the roar of the motor, which proves that this Porsche martial arts is unparalleled. Unfortunately, the silencing function is not good, and the old man who is walking on another street corner nearby also heard the noise of racing. This is because they are happy in life and harmonious in society, suddenly refreshed, diligent in ears and able to hear the sound of falling needles. The blessing of the country, the blessing of society.

6. As for the video, only Ma Fangfang, who is vague, is shown walking along the roadside instead of crossing the zebra crossing, but the video is just 29 seconds less than the incident time, and "Ma Fangfang" in the picture is walking alone, not the young lady reported by the media before ... Well, we might as well explain that after she walked out of the picture, she turned back while the camera was not paying attention and blocked the picture with the green dam. We can also restore the scene at that time: the woman suffered from mild depression and did not take sedatives that day. After an argument with her companion, she walked angrily, speeding severely in slippers (estimated at 70 yards), and finally hit a Porsche with a speed of only 10 yards, causing Porsche to retreat two meters on the spot. At the same time, cobwebs appeared on the window, airbags popped up, and car paint was scratched, just because the quality gap was too big. Ma Fangfang died after being arrested ... For the deceased, the innocent driver took the initiative to call his father and told the family of the deceased that they would not claim compensation from Porsche. Great love. I admire that.

It can be seen that the Hangzhou police have gained a lot of experience because of the Hu Bin case. Although the carefully edited video images have no pictures at the time of the incident, no pictures after the incident, and can't tell the direction clearly, it is impossible to confirm that the sister is Ma Fangfang, but they decisively fabricated three witnesses at the scene and even fabricated strong evidence that the deceased did not walk the zebra crossing, telling the world that this matter will never be overthrown.

I finally understand that this is an era of inventing witnesses and evidence. After investigation, it was not Wei Zhigang who was drinking at that time, but Porsche. It was Ma Fangfang who hit a pedestrian at a serious speed of 70, which was suicide.

At the same time, Hu Bin in prison, with his eyes rippling, looked at Moganshan Road with his hands behind bars and sighed: It seems that Mitsubishi is not as fashionable as Porsche, and my dad is indeed not as rich as your dad.

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