Take pictures of the couple. Humorous sentences

Take pictures of the couple. Humorous sentences are as follows:

1, the weakest heart has been torn by you.

2. I am a passing sight of you, and you have a few words that I have never forgotten for many years.

3. Maybe sometimes I love you very much, sometimes I want to shoot you, and more often, on the way to buy a gun, I see the sweet soybean milk you love and forget that I am here to kill you.

I feel lucky when I think of you. I often feel that there is a warm place, like being very comfortable after eating and sleeping.

5. After countless separations, how many reunions will there be?

6, female, like sweets, very fat! This woman has a hobby, that is, she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask him why this little thing loves sweets so much, but his waist is so thin!

7. In fact, I have confessed to you, in every look I look at you.

Sentences suitable for sending photos of husband and wife:

1, there are so many right and wrong feelings, and the one who loves more will always bow first. I have given you my heart, how can I care?

2. I want to be a person who will feel wonderful in retrospect, no matter how many years have passed and how many people I have met.

Heartbroken love is true, only happiness is false. The man who once thought it would take a full moon ... love is just a game set by fate.

Don't always say that we are good friends, and some friends have won the championship and runner-up.

5. 1 1 month is not wrong. The wind of chestnut fragrance blows over the skirt, with my favorite sunshine, warm milky yellow bags, loose and soft knitted sweaters, warm cat swallowing, and birthday celebrations.

6. The best feeling is that you love me, I am free, we trust each other and are bored all day.

7, the long years, don't leave me, I'm afraid I can't find a better way than meeting you, liking you and accompanying you.

8. Is it interesting to be lovelorn in the rain? Is it interesting to cut your wrist and commit suicide? Is it interesting to curse the streets with bitches? Don't be silly. Do you know how many people are watching your jokes?