Friends circle tells funny sentences.

1. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

2. Life is alive, don't talk about weight.

If you have a disease, you can treat it. Don't call me. I'm not a vet.

South Korea's cosmetic technology is not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.

If you think I have any problems, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

6. Daughter-in-law can live together for a long time, but a girl can't replace her wife.

7. If you are not drunk, everyone will be drunk. You get drunk, I get drunk and go to sleep.

8. If you live comfortably for too long, you will become reckless.

9. Why do you like me? A freak like me lives in a new era like a primitive man.

10. I believe in love, but my mother-in-law doesn't believe it, and I can't help it, can I?

1 1. Someone tells you to relax and someone tells you to sleep.

12. If you have another woman in your heart. Then, I can sleep in my bed with another man.

14. The ultimate dream of life is to put an ATM in the living room.

15. If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

16, optimistic people, people have a cold and a high fever, and people also blow bubbles with their noses. . .

17, Laozi is my son's passport, and my son is my epitaph.

18, girl, there are no shop assistants after this village.

19, give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

20. Some friends came from afar without special products.

2 1, shout if the road is rough, make a fool of yourself and rush into Kyushu.

22. Men are consumables, friends are necessities and boyfriends are necessary consumables.

23. I have a map in my hand, but I have no destination in my heart.

24, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

25. At night when there are no orangutans, I seduce you with monkeys.

26. Stay green, but don't burn firewood.

27. Weaning early as a child. Which kind-hearted person helped me make up for this incomplete childhood.

28. A good girlfriend can save your computer 200G hard disk.

29. Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

30. I only see you. Well, it turns out that I am just an eye drop.

3 1. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

32. The business is not closed, and Renyi has run away.

Talk about sentences in a group of friends in an interesting and philosophical way.

Funny and philosophical dialogue about sentence selection in A Group of Friends;

1. Comfort is useful-it can make the pain clearer and double.

2. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

3. Don't be as knowledgeable as the earthlings ~ ~ ~

Smart people should be happy-people who think they are smart often feel annoyed.

5, unrequited love is like a murder case-if you are not careful, you will expose the clues.

6. Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.

Animals only believe what they see, but people can see what they believe-happiness and trouble come from it.

8. After reading the language of 10 years, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

9. Safety instructions: First, beware of people with good temper getting angry. Second, don't compete with people who have nothing.

10, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure, patting the ass to leave.

1 1. If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off, unless it hurts your muscles and skin.

12, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

13. Money comes faster if you are not distracted by money at work.

14, the iron pestle can be ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

15, beautiful women are exposed to light wherever they go-exposed to small light, but they suffer a big loss.

16, women always want to change the man they like, and when he really changes, she doesn't like him anymore.

17, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?

18. Socializing is very tiring, because everyone tries to show qualities that they don't actually have. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

19, the stage of life is not pretend-everyone will really become the role he plays every day sooner or later.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

2 1. There is no such thing as exclusivity-that's just the price you pay for what you want.

22. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

23. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with time is memory.

24, why sleep for a long time before death, will sleep after death.

Funny and philosophical talk about the selection of sentences in the circle of friends;

1. Similarity between wife and computer: We simply don't understand the communication language between computers.

There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done!

Don't think that you raped the earth by inserting JJ into the soil.

I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.

I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

6. Butterflies count not months, but moments. Butterflies have enough time.

7. I am weeding, and you are at noon.

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

9. We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

10, women don't care about decency, decency is because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

1 1. According to my observation, handsome men all say that they are not handsome, so I also think that I am not handsome.

12, I pinned the TV remote control to my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.

13, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

14, love is poison, sugar coating is wonderful, just taste it, drink it and die.

Can you speak Chinese in English? Or say nothing.

16, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

17, if you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

18. Two directors are the most difficult to call: Fu (deputy) and Zheng (deputy).

19, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent!

20. All along, what I regret is that I didn't do anything with you, not what I did with you.

2 1, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

When a person realizes that diamonds are more valuable than glass balls, he has grown up sadly.

23. I planted a girlfriend in spring and married a bunch of wives in autumn.

24. I will donate one month's living expenses in Taiwan Province Province, one year's living expenses in the United States, and one fucking life in Japan!

25. Whether going uphill or downhill, you should know how to stop yourself at an appropriate time and stop to look back, so as to make better progress.

26. On the road, driving is not difficult, and I am afraid that there will be new people.

27, loneliness, is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

28. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

29. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

30. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

3 1. Silence does not simply mean that people who have no patience are prone to failure. Timely silence is a kind of wisdom, a skill and an advantageous mentality.

32. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

35. Women are divided into married and unmarried, while men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

Celebrities say that ordinary people live tasteless, but ordinary people think that celebrities live too tired.

Send a joke to a circle of friends and say that the shorter the sentence, the better.

Send a paragraph in a circle of friends, saying that the shorter the sentence, the better:

First, I'm not good-looking, but I'm not as freewheeling as you are.

Second, my mother gave birth to me. Do the math yourself and see who I am.

Third, those manufacturers of condoms don't always care about being ultra-thin. There is a market for extra-thick condoms. It doesn't matter if the price is expensive. After all, dignity is more valuable to a man!

Fourth, study history well. If you can't do it that day, cross it.

I shook my head hard and my wig was thrown out.

Six, hypocritical boys, see ugly women say sorry, see beautiful women say we have met.

Seven, the highest state of a woman is a demon, but you have become a demon.

Eight, if the sky is affectionate, die young, great, and die under the flower.

Can I touch your school badge? I cann't believe you made your chest attack so fresh and refined

10. What kind of sleeping position is the most swaying and what kind of hairstyle is the most enjoyable.

I will play with anyone who dares to disturb my homework again.

I can't tell whether I am too strong or heartless.

Thirteen, I am the ideal of pork, and the life of cabbage is always vinegar. I want to be braised once.

Fourteen, don't miss some crooked melons and cracked dates. How do you know what is best?

15. I hate it when others say "southeast, northwest" when giving directions. Can't you say "around"?

The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If I were you, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!

17. We'll see. If you dare to steal food outside, I dare to steal drinks outside.

Eighteen, living is not the last word, living hard is the truth.

We run after time every day, but we can't measure the distance from Monday to Friday.

Twenty, if the children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination.

Time is not the time to get up, but how long you can sleep.

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious.

Your advantage is that it's useless when it's critical.

You can lie to me once, but please don't doubt my IQ and lie to me again and again.

Twenty-five, there will always be a few days in this year when there is no money in the pocket and nothing at home.

Viruses fall in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

Twenty-seven, you cured a blind man that day. When he saw you, he begged you to make him blind again.

Twenty-eight, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's the world that makes me a bitch!

Twenty-nine, the most powerful thing for me is that I can be a gangster and a writer without smoking or drinking.

30. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.

Thirty-one, one lives, two lives, and three lives.

Don't lift yourself so high, or you will fall and die.

Send a paragraph in a circle of friends and talk about sentence 2:

1, the world is so wonderful, but you are so grumpy. Not good, not good.

2. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

3, the lost happiness is the chrysanthemum on your ass, often only when you have diarrhea, you think it is particularly brilliant.

4. Life is like a super girl voice, and all the men who persist in the end are pure men.

When I was in primary school, I liked to sleep in class. I wrote a composition with the theme (if I were a spider) for the homework assigned by the Chinese teacher. I asked my classmates after class. I racked my brains at home at night and wrote an article (if I were a pig). Then I got angry at school.

6. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

7. God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

9. I said: I have a life outside of work! So, there is overtime.

10, the moral level is not clear when you are particularly sleepy, so the teacher should be careful.

1 1, it's none of my business if you hate me, as if you like me, you can sublimate my life.

12, please remember that I am a cold person, please don't be fooled by my constant madness.

13. The best friend is someone who is stupid with you or even more stupid than you when you are stupid.

14, there are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

15, your bottom is too hard and mine is too wet. It seems that cooking noodles is really not easy.

16, if you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

17, every word of labor and capital is addressed to you. There is movement all over the world, and you don't respond.

18, when I have no money to eat, you hide the money to accompany me to go hungry, which shows that we are friends.

19, I will try to be the kind of person you like, and then I will not be with you until I die.

20. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

2 1, the next junior, tell me which senior you like, and I will tell her boyfriend.

22. Lao Tzu's world doesn't allow you to appear. Defend me with your hypocrisy.

23, making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but the technology is quite awesome.

24. If it's my fault that I'm not dead, please come to see me on the eighteenth floor of hell.

25. The two saddest things about the sports meeting: the house leaks and it rains all night, and the final is because of my period.

26. Girl, it is better to open your mouth and swear when you are angry than to cry.

27. I just want to be a quiet schoolmaster, but reality tells me that I can only be a funny scum.

28, children's paper, please remember that excessive modesty is not elegance, but incompetence, okay?

29. Can you give me a pair of eyes that can spy on people's hearts, so that I can no longer bear the taste of betrayal?

30. The woman who can be hard, soft, provocative, charming and proud is the best for you.

3 1, the best girlfriend food stalls: funny ratio, beautiful ratio, schoolmaster, female Chinese paper.

When you are lying in someone else's bed, don't forget that I taught you that posture.

33. Maybe I may cry yesterday, but I won't cry today, I will make the bitch cry for me!

Friends circle tells funny sentences. The good sentences spoken by friends circle are very funny.

1. Husband and wife live apart and can only smoke silently every time they miss their wives. A year later, I successfully quit smoking. What's wrong with being fat? No money. Why? What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly. . .

I want to share everything with you, because I can't find another woman worthy of me except you.

4. A funny signature: I am not Youlemei, I am only dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

Finally, we became the last class of students in the teacher's mouth.

6. If I don't grow up, can you not be old, Mom and Dad?

7. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played a day of confrontation. With a click of the mouse, I killed one pair, one pair after another.

8. I'm not beautiful, I'm not tall, my grades are not good, I'm not excellent, I'm poor, haha, nothing. I am still young, and my future will shine.

9. I always have a question in my mind. It's been five years, five years. What does Grey Wolf eat for a living?

10. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

1 1. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as crazy as me.

12. Let the wheel of history roll forward, but the traffic on the Third Ring Road is still.

13. You snuck into my room, got into my bed and tried to kiss me, damn it, you mosquito!

14. Don't despise me when nobility doesn't work. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise you when it's your time.

15. It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

16. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.

17. Little people are shameless and value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things. A sentence that satirizes villains

18. Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

19. You may have given everything, but it may not be worth mentioning in his eyes.

20. On Tanabata, all's well that ends well for lovers, but all's well for no lovers.

2 1. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

22. The master is streaking. The owner has rushed out of the service area.

23. Your every move, your voice, your smile and your face are on the rampage in my mind, scarred.

24. I am who I am. Love or fuck off. Don't think about how fucking valuable you are.

25. The test is not the result, but the signal of China's action.

26. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life has turned me into a bitch.

27. When I am rich, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

28. School, although you got my people, you can't get my heart.

29. Hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

30. We have almost the most holidays in the world, but we have almost the least holidays in the world.

3 1. What you have money to say is the last word, and what you have no money to say is bragging.

32. Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them.

Listening to the tick of the clock, time flies.

34. The latest incisive and humorous sentence: Can you eat super powers?

35. I think girls who wear school uniforms without makeup look much better than girls who wear miniskirts and strapless vests.

36. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

37. If he regrets yesterday with tears, it is better to struggle today with sweat.

38. My goal is to search my personal data on Baidu.

39. The magnificence of dissolution is precipitated in the shadow of prosperity and reality.

40. Listen before you speak; Think twice before you act; Earn first and then spend; Try it before you quit.