Single and funny?

Single people often feel a burst of emptiness and feel extremely disappointed. Next, let me sort out the single jokes for you. I hope you like it.

A selection of single humor

1. "These men have a pearl in their eyes, but not me in the pearl!"

2. "I'm looking for it! Keep looking! What am I looking for? I am looking for dry food, water, and legendary love! ! ! ”

3. "You said, this Andy Lau hasn't got married until now, but he didn't wait for me to get tired?"

4. "No money, no job, no boyfriend, it doesn't matter! !”

5. "* * men are the easiest to be moved, because they even pretend to be moved."

6. "Men's love is like pie ~ together, while women's love is wind chimes ~ for a while!"

7. "Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them."

8. "Bin Laden's name is Bin Laden. What's his name?" In the impression of the girls in our class, they are the same person.

9. "Is Chairman Mao's real name Chairman Mao?"

1. "For a woman, it is undoubtedly bad to indulge a wayward man all her life, but what is worse is that there is no man to let her indulge!"

A selection of single funny stories

1. "From college till now, there is only one boy who makes me want to have sex. Unfortunately, I won't do it when he wants to have sex with me. When I want to have sex with him, he has a girlfriend!"

2. "Did you see the beach? It's good. It's a once-in-a-lifetime book for you to read every character's heart. Looking at it in another way is a cannibal society. In this world, if you don't play with others, people will play with you. "

3. "Zhuanyunzhu did your mother buy it for you?" "oh! How do you know? " "Look, you don't look like an old woman."

4. "I've never seen a man before, and I haven't seen a man run!"

5. "A man's lust is like a woman's wealth. Forgive those lustful men!"

6. "What kind of woman can attract men"? This title is good and should be bought back for research. "

7. "The book says that by 25, there will be more men than women, and the proportion will be seriously out of balance. But ... . Good days always come so late? "

8. "These men have pearls in their eyes, but I am not in pearls!"

9. "I'm looking for it! Keep looking! What am I looking for? I am looking for dry food, water, and legendary love! ! ! ”

1. "You said, this Andy Lau still doesn't get married, is it because I'm tired of it?"

11. "No money, no job, no boyfriend, it doesn't matter! !”

12. The person you like doesn't appear, and the person who appears doesn't like it

13. The fate hasn't come yet

14. It's better to be short than to be extravagant

15. Don't get married just for the sake of getting married

16. Love is just a luxury of life, and it can't die without it

17. Love is hard to find < It's the feeling that love is weak.

19. I can't get married after I'm over 3, and my parents are more anxious than myself.

2. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failing.

21. If life is unpredictable, then chance encounter is a blessing from heaven. . . What you meet in the sea of people just needs a turn. Then I will wait for that encounter at the end of time, and the one who turns around

22. All good men are husbands of others ~

23. Love is relatively simple, basically it is a matter of two people, and there are not many conditions. But marriage is complicated, and it is a matter of at least two families, and such conditions are

24. It is not that I don't want to marry. I can't find a suitable marriage

25. Only when shoes are put on my feet can I know whether they are suitable or not

26. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you are willing to live

27. Waiting for that person to appear quietly and laughing together to watch the flowers bloom and fall on Valentine's Day.-Talking about Valentine's Day space-Talking about being single and sad on Valentine's Day.

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3. Everything goes with the flow.

31. Years have wasted in love, but marriage has not come as scheduled because of wasted love.

32. "* * men are the easiest to be moved, because they even pretend to be moved."

33. "Men's love is like pie ~ together, while women's love is wind chimes ~ for a while!"

34. "Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them."

35. "Bin Laden's name is Bin Laden. What's his name?" In the impression of the girls in our class, they are the same person.

36. "Is Chairman Mao's real name Chairman Mao?"

37. "For a woman, it is undoubtedly bad to indulge a wayward man all her life, but what is worse is that there is no man to let her indulge!"

38. "A man's lust is like a woman's wealth. Forgive those lustful men!"

39. "What kind of woman can attract men"? This title is good and should be bought back for research. "

4. "The book says that by 25, there will be more men than women, and the proportion will be seriously out of balance. But ... . Good days always come so late? "

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