What are brothers?

Brother is the one you call him in the middle of the night. He first nervously asks you what’s the matter. After learning that it’s nothing serious, he starts to complain about you.

Brother is the one who quarrels with you. He has scolded your ancestors for eighteen generations, raised his middle finger and used it every day to cut his mother off, making you feel ashamed and heartbroken, but you are the one who cannot hate him

A brother is someone who mercilessly criticizes the team you support while watching football and never gives you a chance to talk back

A brother is someone who can give up the whole world for a woman, and he can also give up that woman for you.

Brother, I usually say that your tone-deaf singing is ugly, but at KTV, I will compete with you for the microphone to see who can sing more unpleasantly

Brother, I am the first one to applaud you when you make a fool of yourself. He laughs the loudest, but he is the only one willing to help you after laughing.

Brother always says, "A man never sheds tears easily", but he will cry in front of you. Like a child

A brother is a person who competes with you for beef when eating hot pot

A brother is a person who drinks alone but takes two cups

A brother is The person who gives you the most comfortable sofa to sit on, and then sits on your lap with a shy face

Brother, the teacher caught you when you gave him a note during the exam, and he said he forced you to do it. Brother is the person who brought extracurricular books to school and was discovered by the teacher, but he said that the book belongs to him and shamelessly helped you get the book back

Brother is the person who shamelessly slept with you The one who refuses to let you sleep on the sofa on the bed

The one who insists on wearing your underwear, but laughs at you for being too small

The one who is drunk as hell , he is covered in filth after vomiting, but he carries you home without any regrets

Brother, when you are depressed and want to smoke, he grabs the cigarette and says that smoking is not good, but he People who smoke by themselves

Brothers are the ones who will be the first to stand up and vent your anger when you are bullied and wet your pants even if you are scared

Brothers are just for you Someone who sacrifices himself

A brother is someone who does things for you and doesn’t want you to know

A brother is someone who continues to eat the hamburger you took two bites

Brothers are the first people who want to give you delicious, fun and beautiful things

Brothers are people who encounter difficulties and still wonder if you will encounter the same difficulties

A brother is someone who doesn’t have the same hobbies as you but forces himself to be interested in the things you like

A brother is someone who unceremoniously accepts the gifts you give him without saying thank you.

A brother is someone who knows everything about you better than he knows himself

A brother is someone who regards your mother as his own mother

A brother is someone who regards you as his own mother The person who laughs at you for your lack of drinker when you are teasing me, but is so exhausted that he still has to carry you home

Brother, you are the one who shouts "I will never drink with you again" when you are teasing me! Next time! The person who is still convinced by you

Brother, even the person who only has 5 minutes to tell you that he is safe before leaving

2011-5-23 4:41 :29