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Wandering for a long time before talking about mood phrases.

You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

Love everything about a person, including her cotton trousers.

Galvanized coffins are certainly more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

I can't find it anywhere, and I still sigh at my waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

Once you were my world. Now you are replaced by all directions.

I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

My advantage is that I can correct mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I keep a low profile.

When everyone can use each other, it is because the other side is not strong enough.

If the whole world is going to give up, who else is worth cherishing?

If I forget you one day, will you still remind me of you?

Wandering for a long time, I don't know if I should bother you, but I finally quit quietly.

I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.

Feelings, in fact, nothing. I'm just desperate for you

Seeing through the distortion of life, how can you not see through this nonsense love?

Love becomes hypocritical because of the connivance of desire.

It is an inseparable pulse to feel that you are around.

Everyone who loves with heart will get the gentlest care of fate.

You always spoil me like that and always protect me like that.

Love a person for how long, as long as you love him, you will forget.

The most beautiful love is not growing old forever, nor growing old together, but being together, that's all.

I said, "I will stay with you for a lifetime.

Yesterday's love, today's desolation, once belonged to our love no longer exists!

We started here, and now we will end here.

Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world can only be the back.

Every bound slave can break free from the chain with his own hands.

Loyal love fills my heart and I can't estimate my wealth.

Without unforgettable love, what is the meaning of life?

If this is love, it is unfair. You don't have to be reasonable. I can leave.

It is easy to love someone, but difficult to forget someone.

Expired love. An expired promise. Expired memories. Let me die.

Too much sugar is sweet and greasy. It's a bit strange that we have been together for a long time.

People can't just promise, but if they promise, they must do it.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

A man keeps his word-I said if I don't pay back the money, I won't pay it back.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

I am waiting for you not only because of you, but also because I need your company.

A short love will only bring dust like a nightmare.

Like flowers and water, I can go back to the past, but I can't go back to the beginning.

Keep a broken heart and remember a rotten love.

Falling flowers are full of joy, sighing flowers are exhausted, and running water is ruthless. Why be sentimental?

The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.

Those who are conceited will always be complacent.

You are nothing special, but you have a strong face.

I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.

You have a great figure. Even the Monkey King will give you three sticks when he sees you.

A good horse doesn't look back, and I don't look back, walking around the circle. As a result, I met the grass again

Your outstanding, cross-description: exquisite facial features, vague combination.

The moment the moth put out the fire was to rekindle its glory.

In the past, my love was like a dwarf, hanging by bushes.

I really want to turn making money into my hobby.

I miss you. I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you.

Do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

Second, mountains and rivers can separate people, but they can't separate hearts, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.

Third, although it's only been two weeks, it seems to me that centuries have passed! I am here. When I see a girl who is similar to you, I can't help thinking of you, and I feel more at ease secretly with you. No one can compare with you!

I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you. Tomorrow is the weekend. Come out and get together sometime? Relax, forget the troubles of life, and embrace happiness. How's it going? Do you have a minute?

Just like without exception, all women have to go through the stage of hating marriage. I just don't know where to start. This era has evolved to hate marriage before falling in love. You may also have a period of crazy looking for someone to get married. At this time, it is easy to surrender when you encounter a little stability and warmth.

6. This poetic music doesn't belong to me, this honey-like moonlight doesn't belong to me, and this dancing dance step doesn't belong to me, you know? Acacia, which is farther away than the stars, belongs to me, the pace that is more hurried than the wind, and the attachment that is deeper than the night belong to me.

Seven, there is only one reason to move forward; There are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward all day, but never prove that he is a warrior with one reason. -Li Ao

Eight, although I haven't seen you for a long time, I haven't talked to you, but sometimes I think back to my school days and inadvertently think of you.

At this moment, I envy the eagle flying in the clouds; If I were an eagle flying high, I couldn't see your face clearly and fly to your side.

Ten, because of you, the world becomes beautiful, because of you, I am not lonely every night. You will always be a mystery on the internet, but in my heart you are so beautiful. I've lost myself for knowing you. I miss you all my life!

Eleven, if tired, choose to forget, don't let miss become poison, don't let memory cut my heart, let me cry until dawn, and bury me alone in the ocean of tears.

Twelve, you get things done, fart people think it makes sense, you fail, and even if it makes sense, people think it makes sense.

Thirteen, there is a journey called Wanshui Qian Shan; There is an agreement called eternal life; There is a kind of possession, not seeking more; There is a yearning for looking forward to the future water; There is a vision called the ends of the earth; There is a yearning to be together every day; There is a yearning called heartbroken; There is a kind of love, which is self-evident until death; There is a kind of luck? Always call; There is a kind of heartache called unforgettable; There is a feeling that it is good to have you.

Fourteen, maybe someone is embarrassed, maybe someone is frustrated at work, maybe someone fails in school, maybe someone is lonely in love. Everyone has a hard time, and when you get through it, everything will be suddenly enlightened, so don't be afraid. Life is not just about you. If life is simple from the beginning, why do you need such a long life?

Life is too short to worry about what others think and comment on you. Just do what you want and be happy.

16. When I miss you, the phone is my attachment. I am here, and you are there, separated by a long telephone line, which will send us sweet words we tell each other.

17. When I miss you, memories are the only prescription to accompany me through the long night. Build a cup of strong tea, miss will dissolve into bitter tea, and the faint, dancing green leaves are my flying thoughts. Only on such a night, in such bitterness, do I know that missing is also bitter.

At the age of eighteen, when I was young, I even had to exaggerate my sentimentality. I don't know until I grow up. The more painful I am, the more silent I am. The more bitter the silence. Xia Qixi

Be a boat, let it carry my missing heart, row to you in the distance, send my gentle kiss, solve the troubles between your eyebrows and drive away the worries in your heart.

I exist to miss you.

21. Knowing you is a mysterious fate. I miss you as a cup of bitter coffee. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. Lonely hearts miss you in the lonely midnight.

I miss you. Even though I see you now, I still miss you very much.

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

Talk about the mood of not cooking for a long time

Talk about the mood of not cooking for a long time

First, I made an appointment for a family dinner for a year, and finally I ate it happily. In this age of subtraction, I left my truest friend in the years! It's just that time is too short. I haven't cooked for a long time, and I haven't cooked a few side dishes and three or five cups of soju. This is the truest self in life.

Second, this is my east elder brother. He asked me to go to his house for dinner. As a result, he bought a cooked food and tricked me into frying three dishes. He hasn't cooked for a long time and forgot that he is a cook. He gave me a bowl of millet porridge made by Dong Ge.

Three, curry Longli fish rice ~ I haven't cooked for two hours for a long time ~ I'm still very happy after eating it all ~ I also ate four carrot pieces ~ Alas, this weekend is over ~

Fourth, I haven't been to the supermarket for a long time. Electric cookers, electric cookers, electric pressure cookers and electric cookers are divided into microcomputer electric cookers, quick mechanical electric cookers and electric stewed purple casseroles. I haven't cooked for a long time, and I know nothing about it.

I haven't cooked for a long time. I did it at night. I recently thought of other people's cooking. I thought about why my cooking was not bad, but it was bad. Pro suddenly realized that because I only used soy sauce or salt or oyster sauce, it was of course soy sauce. Besides soy sauce, it is soy sauce.

6. I haven't cooked for a long time. I finally made it once, but it was seriously lowered by plates and soup bowls.

7. I was cooking last year, but I didn't know that I had been lying down for a long time this year.

Eight, since the end of the winter vacation began to work, mixed canteen every morning, noon and evening. I haven't cooked for a long time, and my level has dropped!

Nine, simple meals, not the pursuit of gorgeous appearance, just to fill the stomach, Mark, I haven't cooked for a long time!

I haven't cooked for a long time, but today I am eating seriously, feeling depressed and all kinds of troubles.

I haven't cooked for a long time. The kitchen was in a hurry, but the result was good. My own cooking is delicious. Call me king of coarse grains.

Twelve, my child said that she hadn't cooked for her for a long time since last night, so she was rewarded with a bowl of snail powder this morning.

I haven't cooked for a long time. The meal that took two hours to finish today tastes like shit. Unbelievable.

14. Break the eggs, dice the ham, stir-fry it repeatedly with strong fire for a while, and cover the noodles that have just been put into the bowl for a long time. The taste hasn't changed, but now the room is full of lampblack.

Fifteen, in this long and boring weekend, the consequence of not cooking for a long time is that I don't want to cook at all, don't want to eat, and I am upset. I have been back to Tianjin for a week.

Thirty, can the future wine bottle be replaced with plastic, and eating meat will also bleed. It is foolish not to cook for a long time.

Thirty-one, I haven't cooked for a long time, and my fingers itch. Come to Tantan furnace for barbecue.

Today, I realized that good pork is half of good soup. If you don't cook for a long time and cook once in a while, you will feel virtuous and die. You must take all kinds of photos and label them as a souvenir.

I haven't cooked for a long time because I often eat out. My mother is on duty this week. I am cooking, and I feel that my cooking skills are declining. But every time my mother doesn't dislike it, she just says it's done. Be moved to.

Thirty-four, I haven't cooked for a long time. I fried some dishes for my mother with trepidation, and then my father was seduced by her and immediately called by video. However, the fact is that only the last bowl of porridge is the best.

Thirty-five years old, I haven't cooked for a long time ~ ~ I'm getting lazy. I want to buy ready-made materials and come back to cook and wash vegetables directly. It seems that I haven't cooked much for almost a year.

Thirty-six, I haven't cooked for a long time. Dinner is very simple. I baked a sweet potato in the microwave oven, mixed the leftover Sydney, tremella and osmanthus with millet porridge and ate it with homemade pickled radish on Friday. After eating, I walked around.

Thirty-seven, get up in the morning to fry the corn leek omelet and find that the oil at home has expired. I bought oil at night and ate too much salt when I went home. Pour a bowl of boiling water into the egg soup. Forget it. I haven't cooked for a long time

Thirty-eight, really, I haven't cooked for a long time, and my cooking skills are gone. The black one is my fried spicy tofu. I must have been mentally ill before I put it in. When I put the tofu in, the pot began to smoke.

Thirty-nine, girlfriends come to dinner on weekends to continue chivalrous meals, which is worth sending reliable Japanese curry recipes. I haven't cooked for a long time, and the craftsmen are out of the mountain.

Forty, I tried a knife, coke chicken wings and pumpkin soup today. It tastes good. I haven't cooked for a long time, but the sound of cooking is still the same.

Constantly wandering, lost myself, and lost tomorrow.

First, no matter how bad your parents are, they will give birth to you and support you, and always open the door to your return. Be filial.

Second, there is no such thing as empathy. People don't know how painful it is to prick themselves with a needle.

Third, when a boy's name appears repeatedly in girls' mouths, whether it is praising him or scolding him, the subtext is that I like him.

Fourth, as a person who has always been careless in the eyes of others, it is really difficult to mention those less careless emotions.

No matter how rich you are, you don't know how to be filial to your parents, so others look down on you.

Life always laughs at us being too young, but youth is not easy to get old.

Seven, constantly wandering, finally lost himself, but also lost tomorrow.

Eight, life, moving forward in the rough; Harvest in busyness and experience in sadness and joy; Understand in pain; Choose between gains and losses; Struggle must be firm; Wonderful in the ordinary; Happiness lies in contentment; Save people in peace; Free and easy in forgetting; Grow up through experience; Experienced; Willing to give; Happiness in simplicity; Cherish in missing; Speaking from experience.

Nine, the place where a person cares more is the place that makes him feel inferior most.

Ten, time makes deep things deeper and deeper, and makes shallow things shallower and shallower. If you look down, you will get less hurt. Time has changed, love will fade and break up. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss.

1 1. Affection is when you know you want to leave someone, but you just can't. I know I will die if I drag on, but I would rather die than let go. Only what is irresistible to human beings can be called sex. You can control your emotions, but you don't love them enough. So, don't feel stupid, because love is stupid. If the other person is smart, he probably doesn't love you enough.

12. No matter how stupid a person is, the world is so big, and it is not your turn to be the stupidest. Don't worry, don't come next time.

Thirteen, men's nature is to stay with women for a long time, that is, they will become more and more annoyed. Women, on the other hand, get used to being with someone and become more and more dependent. Therefore, in order to be strong in love for a long time, men need self-discipline, and think about the ups and downs they have gone through with women, while women need to constantly change their nature and keep fresh.

Fourteen, life is like a play, don't always want to be the protagonist, because the soul and body can't rest in peace in the hidden rules.

Fifteen, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

Sixteen, the journey of exploration is not to discover the new world, but to cultivate a new perspective.

Seventeen, afraid of father is filial piety, afraid of wife is love.

18. No beautiful woman knows how to be reserved. Just like eating instant noodles and seeing dead flies, she wants to throw up.

Nineteen, this life, the pursuit of ignorance, trouble, make life more and more complicated, more and more far away from the true taste of life, the true meaning of life lies in the width of the bottom of my heart, in the moderation of life, in the generosity of my heart, originally a grassroots, not a noble, why live a greedy life, the simpler the better, simplify with small eyes, not to say that life will not pass, but to cherish life.

Twenty, that's how we play down a relationship. You choose new love, I choose time.

Twenty-one, when a man is rich, he becomes bad, and when a woman becomes bad, she becomes rich.

Twenty-two, it's too dark. If you don't sleep, day may be night.

Twenty-three, I saw a distressing sentence: If you quarrel with your husband, don't tell me, you will forgive him eventually, but I won't.

No matter what the future holds, we should stand still with a smile, because there is love, and we should not be afraid.