Tell me the fucking story.

1. One day the teacher dictated? In cahoots? I forgot how to write it. My deskmate is confident and immersed in writing. I leaned my head over and saw him writing? The wolf was raped? .

I really hate quarreling. Can't I have a fight calmly?

Mozzie and I are actually very good friends. We often play hide and seek. If it wins, let it suck my blood. If I win, it will kill me.

4.？ I want to be with you forever and shelter you from the wind and rain. Can you leave the fan?

There is a kind of love called letting go.

6. At the supermarket checkout counter, the cashier said, Sorry, we don't have any change. Can we use lollipops? How to get there? You should have changed 9 yuan, so here are 9 lollipops for you. But I bought a fucking lollipop! ?

7. Shocked! Everyone must change!

8. Dean: We have tried our best. Your father's time is running out. Please try your best to satisfy his wishes and show him more. Family: Dad, where do you want to play? Patient: I want to go to another hospital.

9.？ After all, I still can't see through fate. I got all the multiple-choice questions wrong.

10. Gao Fushuai's order is 12345, and yours is 13452.

1 1. In the mid-term exam of English, the penultimate in the class asked the penultimate to copy the answer, and the penultimate handed him the answer with contemptuous eyes. As a result, the result is the last or last, and the second-to-last exam is the last in the class. The penultimate one took the test paper and said that if we removed our answers, the correct rate would be really higher.

12. Who said that you can't play mobile phones in the first row?

13. My roommate has a high fever. I was so worried! What happened? The egg on her forehead is not ripe, and it has passed the meal.

14. The most awesome spoiler is simply kneeling.