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Send a circle of friends on Christmas Eve. Interesting conversation.

1. Hello, Santa Claus. I have warmed the bed. You can put the person I like on my bed. Thank you.

If an old man with a white beard knocks you out and puts you in a sack, don't be afraid, because my Christmas wish is to have you.

Christmas is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can send me a congratulatory message in large denomination RMB. Thank you!

4. Don't always clamor for Christmas presents. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

I have no money to send 1 1 apples to children's shoes on Christmas Eve. You can also send 1 1 bags of apples.