Funny sentences to say your friend is fat

How to describe a person who is fat in a funny way? The article has collected and compiled some funny sayings to describe a person being fat

Humorous sentences and funny sayings to describe a person being fat

1. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

2. The life of a fat person is like a measuring cylinder. Destined to read for a lifetime.

3. A fat man is destined to die, which may be more serious than Mount Tai, some more serious than Huashan, some more serious than Hengshan, some more serious than the Himalayas.

4. His face is round and big. When he smiles, his eyes narrow into a line, and the flesh on his face is piled up like "greasy balls". He looks like a benevolent "Maitreya Buddha".

5. Although I am a man, my cup size will definitely blow your mind.

6. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

7. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

8. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.

9. You want me to lose weight? Are you kidding! Do you know how much I spent to get this figure?

10. If you are not determined to gain weight, don’t force yourself to eat.