Talk about loin.

1. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be lonely all his life.

I used to be thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

Long time no see, you are as fat as two people.

Sometimes, I am very happy to be bullied by my lover all my life.

Many people think that people should be generous and understand that people should have a big belly.

6. Make a wish quietly. I hope my face won't get fat from today.

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch himself when he is sad.

8. It's not without benefits to have meat on your face, at least your mouth looks small.

9. I just don't want to gain any more meat. This holiday took me a whole semester.