Humor describing traffic jams

Describe the humor of traffic jams. Tell me the first one: 1. Just go, if you don't get stuck, I'll lose!

2. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

I feel for so long that all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

The traffic jam made me doubt my life … the taxi driver sent me to the exit again … I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after the New Year.

6. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.

7. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

8. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

9.3 1. Traffic jam, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, the traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

10. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

1 1. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

12. The highest state of traffic jam is that you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

14. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

15. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

16. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

17. Traffic jam, traffic jam, not time, of course, people are blocking.

18. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

19. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. I call who will hit the glory of the king, and my wife is waiting. Think about whether it's traffic jam or getting lost.

20. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

Humor about describing traffic jams Part II: 2 1. 1 1. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly told to stop production. That's enough.

22. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

23. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

24. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

25. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

26. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, you will encounter traffic jams.

27. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

28.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

29. An hour's journey, an hour's walk.

30. I am discussing with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely, let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

3 1. Another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so let's use this time and environment to talk about love.

32. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

33. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

34. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

35. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

36. Traffic jams can see the scenery on the road every day, and sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!

37. The bridge is blocked with eggs, but the road under the bridge is still long and it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

38.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

Describe the humor of traffic jam at work and talk about a set of sentences (50 sentences)

Humorous description of the traffic jam at work, first say the first sentence 1. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult for traffic police, cleaners, insurance companies and gasoline resources, and it is even more difficult for toll collectors who issue cards and collect cards without charging at high speed.

I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

There are ten thousand intersections and eight thousand roads every day.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.

The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

6. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

7. Traffic jam, also called calories.

8. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

9. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

10. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, it is also blocked.

1 1. Traffic jams are not terrible, but holding your urine is terrible.

12. There was a traffic jam on the expressway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. ?

13. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning, and I really want to vomit blood.

14. I have been stuck in the traffic jam for over an hour. It's amazing. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

15. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

16. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

17. Tourist traffic is blocked.

Describe the humor of traffic jam at work. Say the second sentence 18. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

19. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

20. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

2 1. Expressway Auto Show, the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors.

22. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

24. The Japanese are already upset and caught in traffic jams.

25. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

26. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

27. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road. ?

28.？ Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.

29. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

30. When I go home for the New Year, I feel that the biggest change is that there are more and more cars, and there are traffic jams in the small markets in our village. Little sheep is the best choice.

3 1. Traffic jam, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

32. It's a disaster of life to get stuck in a traffic jam when going home for the New Year. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing. ?

We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

34. The traffic jam is very annoying. It may take three hours to get from school to Guiyang by visual inspection.

The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

36. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car are still anxious.

37. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

38. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

39.？ A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

40. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I am in a hurry, I pump oil and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

4 1. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.

42. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

When I came home this evening, it was raining and there was a traffic jam on the road. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

44. Well, I got angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for forklift trucks. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

45.5 hours' journey, 12 hours' hurry. ?

46. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

47. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

48. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

49. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

50. Every time I go to work, the traffic jam is a mess, and the red light and the green light stop and don't move for a long time. ?

Humor about heavy rain and traffic jams

Humor about heavy rain traffic jam-1 I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in traffic jam after waking up.

2. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

3.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

4. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

5. Traffic jam on the expressway. If you are hungry, you can have it delivered to your door.

6. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, others showed their magic in traffic jams on the expressway, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

7.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

8. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

9. The traffic jam on the 11th holiday is always a nightmare!

10. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

1 1. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic, including fishing, walking the dog and coming out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

12. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I was in a hurry, I pumped oil and played one song after another, but the road ahead was endless. ?

13. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

14.38. Chinese traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and later the car missed the needle, which prevented the wrecker from entering the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

15. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things are not optional, such as traffic jams.

17. Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

18. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

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20. I am a vagrant. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour, and now I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

Humor about rainstorm and traffic jam Part II 2 1. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

22. It's amazing! Traffic jam on the road, nowhere to go forward, nowhere to go back, traffic jam and fog, mmp

23. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

24. Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

25. If you drive or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?

26. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

27.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

28. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

29. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

30.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days. I have a backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

3 1. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

32. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

33. Expressway, please charge!

34. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also a blessing. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

I feel that for so long, all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

36. Ride my beloved scooter, it will never get stuck in traffic.

37. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

38. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

39. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

40. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

Humor in traffic jams, talking about mood phrases

Humor in traffic jam: talk about mood phrase (I) 1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

2. One hundred years of precipitation was once blocked.

Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday, join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

4. It's another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so they just use this time to talk about love with the environment.

5. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

6. There are ten thousand intersections and eight thousand roads every day.

7. when can this be moved to the place slowly ~

8. I saw you in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in a traffic jam after waking up.

9. Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.

10. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

1 1. Four people in one car, three people in high-speed traffic jam play mahjong on their mobile phones. I won't highlight the helplessness and sadness of life in front of traffic jams.

12. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

13. At this time, the traffic jam began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I wish you all not to get stuck in traffic.

14. Traffic jam is a butcher knife.

15. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.

16. This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

17. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

18.46. The traffic jam makes me upset. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

19. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

20. Tourist traffic jams.

Humor about traffic jam (2)1. On the expressway, there was a traffic jam for more than ten hours.

22. It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus. Every National Day, there are traffic jams, which is very Anhui.

23. You can't go anywhere in the evening rush hour. Viaduct blocked, overpass stopped. ?

24. It's really bad to be far from home. Seven-day holiday, you have to toss and turn for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

25. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

26.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days. I have a backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

27. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there are always traffic jams on holidays.

28.9. Every time I go to school, it doesn't go well. Three cars collided and there was a big traffic jam on the expressway.

29. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

30. The traffic jam during the 11th holiday is always a nightmare!

3 1. It's on the second ring road, so don't go to traffic jams in the future.

32. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

33. There was a terrible traffic jam. I just got off for dinner.

34. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

35. When I go home for the New Year, the biggest change I feel is that there are more and more cars, and there are traffic jams in the small markets in our village. Little sheep is the best choice.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

38. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.

39. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

40. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!

Humor about traffic jams during the journey

Humor about traffic jams during travel (I) 1. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that go on road trip will be paralyzed this National Day.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

3. It is difficult to get on the bridge, but it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the viaduct is blocked strictly. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

4. Are you stuck in traffic today?

There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning, and I really want to vomit blood.

6. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

7. The traffic jam of this car is worse than the god of gamblers!

8. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

9. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.

10. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the New Year. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

1 1. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.

12. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. I'm annoyed that you're in my way. Can stop me for life.

13.38. Chinese traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and later the car missed the needle, which prevented the wrecker from entering the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

14. I watched you get stuck in traffic before going to bed, but you were still stuck in traffic after waking up.

15. I will block you and everyone and have fun together. ?

16. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. I call who will hit the glory of the king, and my wife is waiting. Think about whether it's traffic jam or getting lost.

17. After work at 0: 30, feel the atmosphere of National Day traffic jam in Shaxi Super Parking Lot.

18. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

19. Going home for the Spring Festival this year, relatives are discussing how long it will take to get home.

20. Don't panic in the traffic jam. Send a circle of friends first.

Humor about traffic jam on the journey (2)1. Afraid of the National Day traffic jam, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

22. In the face of traffic jams, the helplessness and sadness of life are more prominent.

The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I think I want to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

24. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi but you can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

25. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

26. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

27. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

28. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

29. Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

30.6. He also said to arrive early. I did get up early, but when the car broke down, it rained and there was a traffic jam ... I really couldn't do a lot with a little effort. ...

3 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.

32. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?

33. Tell everyone a thunderbolt, want to cry without tears, and make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is kilometers long! The traffic in the whole city is almost a circle.

34.36. In "Tricky Bitch", I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

35. Summer: It must be wonderful to watch high-speed traffic jams at home on National Day.

36. The car is crowded into a knot, the driver is fidgety and the horn is ringing.

37. 1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so severe that it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.

38. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, the weather is blocked.

39.46. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

40. Go, or I'll lose!