Classic sentences in grave robbery notes

Classic quotations from grave robbery notes

1, think about it carefully, it seems that one's greatest ability is to hurt oneself.

2. This turned out to be the sound of a stuffy oil bottle.

3. Pan Zi made sure I didn't have a broken bone, took out some bandages, bandaged a big wound for me, and then scolded, "I told you to stop, why did you jump?" I also lost your life. Otherwise, how can I tell Third Master when you die? " As soon as I heard this, I was furious and scolded: "You still say that I am in mid-air, so stop. This is not a fucking video, but you can go back-"

4, people always have a little faith, people outside the eighth parallel worship Guan Gong. Grave robbers worship Zhong Kui in the north, but generally not in the south. But there is a saying in Changsha that they worshipped the "Yellow Emperor" for a period of time.

5. Everyone is puzzled+frightened. One person said it was a body burial, and the other said, You thought it was a refrigerator. Put your head on the grid and put your ass down, okay?

6. The bald man didn't know whether it was good or bad and asked, "What does a gentleman do?" The fat man paused, but he couldn't be too rude in front of the intellectuals and said, "Well, in layman's terms, I'm actually an underground worker." Hearing this, the bald man was awed and said, "It turned out to be a public security soldier, and I was rude."

7. What is this place? Is it really a cellar? Stuffy oil bottle asked me to come and see if his sauerkraut was delicious.

8. At this moment, something suddenly moved on the side, and my nerves have reached the limit, almost scared to death. Just as I was about to open my posture, a hand reached over, and suddenly my mouth was covered and my body was caught and I couldn't move.

9. Almost at the same time, I (Wu Xie) saw the owner of the shadow, a monster with a huge head! Holding a strange weapon in his hand, in the half light and half darkness, the deformed big head is much more terrible than any monster you can imagine. Stuffy oil bottle took a photo with his miner's lamp, and we clearly saw the true face of this monster. It's like … it's like a man putting a big crock on his head … damn it, your grandfather's. My extreme fear immediately turned into extreme anger. It turned out to be a man with a big crock on his head and a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian poss. There are two holes in the crock, and two thieves look out of the holes, which is very hateful.

10, grandpa and I said that we can fail in doing things, but we can't fail without a second chance.

1 1. When climbing the bronze tree, Lao Yang patted me on the shoulder and said that even if it was a few hundred meters, it would take me a few seconds to run. Now just stand up, there is nothing to worry about. I said fuck your grandpa. According to you, Mount Everest is only 8848 meters, and it can be climbed by bike for half an hour. Now we are not fighting friction, but dealing with gravity, you know?

12, when a snake attacked, the fat man said, "Hey, what do you think? Animals are afraid of fire. You took off all your clothes. I covered my body with your clothes. When I was wet, I poured soju on it. I lit it and rushed over. These snakes certainly dare not bite a burning man. I took the walkie-talkie and jumped back into the swamp for no more than 2 minutes. " I said, "and then what? Are we going to run naked here with walkie-talkies? "

13. After the fat man was knocked unconscious by a snake, I helped him up. He looked at me and told me nonsense: "Drag the driver who drives the snake, so that I won't die if the fat man is alive, and I can crush him to death."

14, I didn't expect A Ning to care so much. He thought about it, pointed to a stuffy oil bottle and said to the black glasses, "He brought it back and let him take care of it himself."

15, he continued: "I am a person with no past and no future. What I do is to find my connection with the world. Where am I from? Why am I here? " He looked at his hand and said simply, "Can you imagine someone like me? If I disappear into this world, no one will find me, just as I have never existed in this world, leaving no trace? I sometimes look in the mirror and often think about whether I really exist or just an illusion. "

16, a philosopher once said: When all the impossibilities have been ruled out, the impossibility is also a fact.

17, the foreign ship doctor consulted me and said that Professor Gu was a little dehydrated. Can you find a way to make the boat less bumpy? My heart says that this foreigner has high humanitarian awareness, but his ability to assess the situation is a little poor. You didn't see what ship you were on. Is it up to me whether the ship is bumpy or not? He asked me to tell the boatman that he had better drive steadily. I said to him, "You should discuss this with the Dragon King, not me. This is beyond my control."

18, a method may not have a success rate of 50%, or even only 10%, but it must leave room, so it actually has countless follow-ups 100%.

19, stuffy oil bottle didn't answer her, but turned to me and said, "Take me home." Said, and walked away without looking back.

20. What happened to my heart? He suddenly raised his finger to the enemy leader on the mural and said to me, "I know this man." "Ah?" I paused. Heart said you know him, he is your second uncle? Stuffy oil bottle continued, I immediately realized that I misunderstood. He said, "These eight horses, this man is Zhou Muwang."

2 1, trade my life for your innocence for ten years.

22. This is actually a rather contradictory thing. In the rain forest at midnight, holding a torch is the biggest goal, which is more conspicuous than driving a tank. But all three of us are cats there, as if to sneak up on others. It's a bit like holding a sign that says "I'm stupid, I'll peek" and breaking into the ladies' room.

23. Uncle was in a daze this time, which actually saved his life. I estimate that as long as he moved a little at that time, my childhood memory may be more than one annual after-school activity-giving him a grave.

24. I saw the stuffy oil bottle and noticed our side. I turned my head and saw the faces of me and the fat man. Suddenly, he smiled with a strong smell, moved his mouth and said, "Goodbye."

25. Pan Zi made sure I didn't have a broken bone, took out some bandages, bandaged a big wound for me, and then scolded, "I told you to stop, why did you jump?" I also lost your life. Otherwise, how can I tell Third Master when you die? " As soon as I heard this, I was furious and scolded: "You still say that I am in mid-air, so stop. This is not a fucking video, but you can go back-"

Junko nodded and said dully, "Why did I suddenly faint? What is this place? " I couldn't react at the moment, and the fat man immediately said, "A stone fell and hit your head. I also got one, but it was on my shoulder. " Shun thought for a moment and said, "Are we at the top of the mountain? Where did the stone come from? " The fat man stammered, "It may be a meteorite!"

27. Seven Star Lugong: I don't know what the body is doing. If it just keeps sitting up, lying down and exercising abdominal muscles, I'm not afraid of it. I'm afraid it will be ungrateful.

28. We first took a long-distance bus, then a long-distance bus, then a long-distance motorcycle, and then a scalper. When we finally got off the cart, we saw nothing, and then we saw a dog running in front of us. My uncle slapped the tour guide, "old man, shall we ride this dog next time?" I'm afraid that's enough! "

29. "Stop-stop-"His uncle wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Chief, bring the black donkey hooves in the bag! I'm afraid this is a thousand-year-old zongzi. If you take the hoof of 1923, I'm afraid she can't accept it. " I said it twice, but nothing happened. When we looked back, he was foaming at the mouth and twitching there. I'm afraid I'll laugh if the environment doesn't allow me.

30. I struggled a few times, and I was too strong to move at all. At the same time, I heard a man whisper in my ear, "Don't move!" "

3 1, I suddenly had a strange idea, is that house my little brother's home? Knowing that he might not come back, he asked someone to send me the key to his house? Leave me a legacy?

As soon as I heard this, the whole person was shocked and immediately stopped struggling, and my heart was about to explode.

33. Wu Xie was puzzled and asked the fat man, "Your intuition has always been very clever. Tell me what you think. " The fat man replied, "Fat man, I don't even have hallucinations. Where can I get an intuition? "

34. The ancients spoke very succinctly and skillfully. For example, one said "Ran". I remember a monarch of Qi asked his military adviser a question. The strategist nodded and smiled and said, "Of course." Then the monarch went back and pondered for a long time whether this "ran" was for or against, and as a result, he broke down from constant overwork. Before he died, he told his adviser the answers he had considered and asked him if he meant it at that time. The strategist smiled and said, "Of course." The emperor died soon.

35. I can't talk I thought about it and said, "It's not as exaggerated as you said. If you disappear, at least I will find out. "

36. At that time, the scene was horrible and tense, and Wu Xie was in a hurry to find Xiaohua-this scene was simply hell. I called it several times: "Dahua!" Only then did I realize that my name was wrong.

37. The snake looked at the change of my expression and was probably very interested. He turned his head again, shook his comb and said, "Little Third Master?" I suddenly realized what was wrong. Hey, why does this snake speak with a Changsha accent? Could it be that this is a cockscomb snake whose ancestral home is Changsha, and it came to the home country of the west to support the construction of the west? At that moment, a very outrageous idea flashed through my mind, and I suddenly wanted to ask it: "Are you sent by Hunan Satellite TV?" But then the brain flashed and the cold sweat came down.

38. On the way to Guazi Temple, we took a long-distance bus first, then a long-distance bus, then a long-distance motorcycle, and then sitting bull. When we finally got off the cart, we saw nothing, and then we saw a dog running in front of us. My uncle slapped the tour guide, "old man, shall we ride this dog next time?" I'm afraid that's enough! "

39. Huo Xiuxiu slapped him: "I know that fat people are horny and think. How can it be as nasty as you think? " "Maitreya will be very unhappy if you say that." The fat man said.

40, but later, I spent all my time looking at the black and white photo on my uncle's computer. I often think, what is he doing with that stuffy oil bottle that has been hit by thousands of knives?

4 1, I don't know if this is because of my servility or because the atmosphere is too strange. At that moment, I suddenly understood that I might be different from the stuffy oil bottle, and the distance was far away.

42. "Artificial birds die-"read Da Kui, and Pan Zi kicked him: "Have culture? Die for birds, you die for XX. "

Although there were only two words, I immediately recognized who he was!

44. The fat man sighed: "It's a pity that I can't go up and have a look. Maybe the elixir is on it. Let's eat a dozen and go straight to the moon. I wonder how Chang 'e has been recently? " I patted the fat man and sighed, "You finally let the cat out of the bag, Marshal Tian Peng. No wonder I think your figure looks so familiar. "

45. Go to the farmhouse in front of the stuffy oil bottle. The fat man said, "Little brother, I really can't see that you used to be a farmer." The fat man picked up the hoe on one side and said, "It's noon when weeding, I'm weeding, and you're noon."

46. However, the reality is that he is covering my mouth. In the dark, I couldn't moan or move at all. I also clearly feel that his strength has continued. He didn't intend to let go at all, just wanted to hold me like this all the time. This makes me very uncomfortable. I struggled desperately again. He pressed harder and I could hardly breathe.

47. The fat man said, "How can you wait? What shall we do if they don't come in? Waiting for a lifetime? That won't turn into the Xisha bottom, the tomb of the living dead, touching Captain Jin and disappearing into the rivers and lakes. "

48. Sometimes I feel that people's growth is a process of losing happiness, not the other way around.

49. Such people are either too bold or too thin.

50. When I was in a daze, the fat man advised me that I was Alin Daiyu, and I didn't know what I was thinking all day. There are too many things to think about in this world. Living mercilessly is also kicking to death, and so is your office. It all ends the same anyway. What the fuck do you care about?

5 1, the evolution of dragons is very long. At first, dragons crawled. Find the head of any wild animal and put it on the snake. At that time, each tribe had its own dragon totem, and each tribe evolved independently. Finally, the shape of the dragon is different. Later, with the spread of Han culture and the great integration of Yi Xia culture, the image of Han Long began to be mixed with the dragons of various ethnic minorities, and finally the dragons gradually unified into Panlong.

52, baby, I don't want it. I don't want to earn the money I have to spend.

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