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Annoying sentences, swearing and swearing

1, are you a descendant of Archimedes? You always know how to argue.

2. What kind are you and why are you so fierce?

You are good at cooking, aren't you? I think you are good at grooming.

4, * * * wants to put you back to regenerate, and your forehead is squeezed into a piece of shit by the door to do this, and you were caught by * * * when you were born.

The colorful world is like the prosperity of stars, all of which are foxes.

When I see your face, I still like my ass.

7. Since you know that your quality is inferior, don't go out, lest you get a bad reputation.

8, others want to fly a plane into Gemini, and you happen to have the same strength as skydiving.

9. Do you want to go to the hospital? I'll take you there. Should I go to gynecology or psychiatry first?

10, treat you as a person, and try to act like one.

1 1, gold always shines, and you glass slag always reflects light.

12, your cerebellum is really developed, occupying all the space in your brain.

13, you just came to the world from the eighteenth floor of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun, right?

14, let's eat fish sometime. I think you are very picky.

15, what brand of garbage bag do you use?

16, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

17, so fierce! See the wave in front of the woman in front? It's too rough!

18, judging from your scrawl, I think * * * must have been full of anxiety and absent-minded when she gave birth to you.

19, your home is not mainstream, * * *? Socks, your dad's tin foil paper head.

20. You are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like * * * Adu.

2 1, God spread wisdom all over the world, but gave you an umbrella.

22. You are the biggest pencil-box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

23. Let's do this first. It's no use talking too much. If you tell the dog these words, it will know that I am scolding it. If I tell you, you'll think I'm complimenting you, right?

I just want to curse, but I don't want to scold you.

25. I have intensive phobia and can't get close to people with more thoughts.

26. Your face has become the trademark of a world-famous brand.

27. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

28. I have seen stupid, never seen such a stupid, pigs are stupid, how can they still live; I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. Dinosaurs became extinct. How can you still be alive?

29. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer, why, where did you quit?

It's good for you to throw you into outer space, or you'll have to experience it in the magic field.

3 1. All the places of interest you have visited will become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will also become history.

32. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

33. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

34. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

35, the old man sees people thousands of miles away and has never seen B lay eggs. Your sister laid eggs today, and the old man was scared to sweat!

36. Do you live by the sea? It is too wide.

37. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

38. Ordinary people cannot become pigs, but you are a special case. You can be the dumbest pig.

39. Although you use that kind of high-grade perfume, I can still vaguely smell the residue!

40. Don't read what you shouldn't, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

4 1. I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.

42. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!

43. Wipe your eyes before you speak, okay?

Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you, and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari, Ha, Ha, Han, Ha, Ying, Ha and Mei?

45. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

46. A mother without a father was born to spoil our outlook on life and world!

47. You are the flattest airport in the world I have ever seen. It's just a birdbath, and it can still accumulate water in rainy days!

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

Go and be an actor. I think you are good at acting.