Humorous statement of electric light bulb

1. "Mom, there is no light in the street, why is it still so bright?" "Silly boy, that's a light bulb!"

It's time for me to see you again. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to my parents' nagging at home alone in April. Alas! Waiting for you.

One day, I will stand quietly behind you and watch all the roads you have taken. When necessary, I will give you a kick to make you walk faster.

4. It is sad enough to drink dichlorvos. If you encounter another bottle, it will collapse even more.

What's the big deal about sunny days? I am still a light bulb. I can shine, too

It is said that when two men and a woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs. ...

7. Renting a house on Singles' Day can be used as a light bulb, which can help you eat and break up. As long as there is a need, you can definitely do it in one sentence.

8. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

9. It is said that when two men and one woman walk together, three people will feel like a third wheel.

10. Lonely night I lost my dream mood because of your insomnia, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it.

1 1. Part I: Last year, this year, next year, I seem to be single. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single.

12. What is a light bulb? It means that two men and a woman will feel like a light bulb when they walk down the street.

13. Your appearance has affected my health. Seeing you, my heart is heavier than going to the grave.

14. There are some things that we didn't understand when we were young, but we are no longer young when we know them. . .

15. Spend the Spring Festival alone, as always, be a third wheel for them.