What stories do you and Xiaoming have to tell?

Xiao Ming, I will never forget what your mother said in my life, cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel to the extreme.

"Is it in this fat man's house?"

That's right. You've gone over the fucking wall to surf the Internet, so forget it if you're found, and forget it if you say it's too hot to sleep at my house. Why did you tell your mother ... Well, I was really fat at that time, and I didn't hate menstruation when I thought about it, but it was funny.

You are a fucking tease. For a learning machine, you are forced to confront the teacher head-on. I really feel sorry for my silent Chinese teacher. You wouldn't have read this book if it weren't for the kindness of others.

Tell me the story between you and me. Not much, actually. However, we met in high school. So, we have a story for you. You son of a bitch, you believe in your ability to bear hardships. You have a good life and a bad life. You eat everything and don't pick anything.

Seeing that your life is so cracked, I'll take you out of school at noon and have dinner at my house. I'll give it to you below. Hey, you fucking like it. Labor and management prepare materials and boil water there. You can play computer and drink drinks. Be a league of legends, and the TM on it is still your own number. May I say that mom sells batches?

So every time you brag that you have the most gold coins between us, I really want to fucking kill you. But that was all in the past. I don't play League of Legends, and neither do you. Suddenly, the connection between us is still much less. So, although I don't like playing League of Legends, I will invite you to play on the number when I have time.

In fact, although we are playing games, we are all talking about the past. When we talk about the past, the following topic is indispensable. Speaking of the following, I can think of you touching your head and that wretched hey smile, "The noodles you made are really delicious. I just want to win the first prize for playing with your computer ~ "

Alas ~ it's all over, and now, we are far away, occasionally chatting and going back for a drink, which is probably the case, but the feelings will not disappear. May our friendship last forever.

Originally, I wanted to forget it, but just chatting with you, you still insisted on me, so I want to come up with this stalk that can laugh at you all my life! ! ! !

You, you are really unlucky in your life, just because you stay in the dormitory every day and play League of Legends, and you are basically inactive. You order takeout, something spicy. Something happened. You have such a wonderful disease that you can't eat Chili in the future.

I still remember visiting you in the hospital that day. You said the doctor accidentally made a mistake during the operation. Originally, all he had to do was operate on the left side, but there was one on each side. I still can't forget the look on your face when you ate shit that day.