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The story between father and son! The son is very patriotic, and the father has been sarcastic! Say something about the Japanese calling! I want to be a soldier! His father slapped me and said!

Son: Dad? I want to join the army to defend the South China Sea! Deal with America and defend the country!

Father heard a slap in the face and slapped him.

Father: You can't even protect your family, but you still defend your country? What can Americans rob you of? What does it take to defend the country?

Son: I want to defend the land of our country. ...

Father: Where did you originally come from? Even a small house of tens of square meters can't afford it, and even if it can afford it, it only has a temporary use right of 70 years. What about returning the land? Wait until you have the land to defend it!

Son: America wants to annex us …

Father: Don't you want to go abroad every day? Don't you have many classmates who want to go abroad? The merger saved the cost of going abroad.

Zi: After being annexed by the United States, white people have the final say, and China people have become second-class citizens.

Father: The United States elects its president by one person, one vote. If China is to be merged, 65.438+300 million China people will regard him as 200 million white. Who is in charge? The elected president will be from China, and the Americans will not do it themselves.

Zi: If Americans call, they will subvert our people's government. I want to defend the people's government!

Father: "?" (Another slap in the face), who do you want to defend? IRS? Ministry of Finance? Development and Reform Commission? Securities and futures commission? Ministry of Health? Food and Drug Administration Housing Authority? Planning bureau? Family planning office? Urban management? Or the Football Association? If you want to protect these bastards, I won't break your legs. ...

Son: (angrily) I figured it out. If the United States invades, I will open the door and let American soldiers lead the way.

Father: "?" (Another slap in the face), I raised you for nothing, you idiot. So it's your turn to lead the way? Leading cadres have lined up there to lead the way.