Humorous sentences that are drunk.

The humorous sentences of drinking too much are:

1, drunk world, no worries and no you.

2, it is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly. A cup or two is not a problem. Ten cups and a hundred cups together. If you drink too much, you will sleep on the street and become the headline together tomorrow.

3, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, two and a half jins of wall support to go, I am not going.

4, inner excitement, shaking hands, one cup after another, drinking too much, using the toilet as a kitchen and the kitchen as a bedroom.

5, people fall asleep when they drink too much, and I sleep with the toilet when I drink too much.

6. Drinking too much is not terrible. The terrible thing is that educated people drink too much, which is almost fatal to others.

7. People who drink too much are not afraid of being unconscious, but they are afraid of being too active. They want to dance and sing, and pity my little body. I really can't say hello.

8. Two people who drink too much feel sober to each other. The other party was drunk, and then clamored to send the other party home.

9. Drinking too much is also a strategy. After all, I am awake and can't sleep at my desk.

10, one for you and one for me. You drank too much, but I didn't. This is called awesome.