The son who went to college came back from school and brought presents to his parents.

1. What I'm trying to do now is to slap someone at school for my son in the future. If someone wants 10 thousand yuan, I will take out 20 thousand yuan and say,' son, call another one. "

2. I 16 years old have a son. My son is a mouse. What happened? No, are you cute and white?

3. One day, the son asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, you are really a silly boy."

Dahuan is the foster mother of my future son.

5. Son: "Mom, where are you going?" Mother: "I'll buy rat poison." Son: "Is the mouse sick?"

On the third day of October, the teacher's son got married. I wish the teacher's son a happy wedding.

7. Actually,11.11is not Singles' Day, but a family composed of a father, a mother, a son and a daughter.

I'm sorry, son. Your father hasn't come to see me yet, so he can't accompany you on June 1 day.

9. In the morning, I studied by myself early. My deskmate and I were discussing the new movies of Big Head Son and Little Head Dad. ...

10, the mother taught her son to recite poems: "Mowing the grass at noon, the mother is the hardest; Play mahjong in the afternoon and fight the landlord at night. " Is this world against the sky?

1 1. Dandelion's son asked Dandelion's father: Why can we only be gay? Dandelion's father said: Because we don't have Mu Ying.

12, I want to marry your mother's son, I want to marry your father's daughter,

13, aunt said; I think my future son will be very handsome.

14. The son asked his father, "Why did you choose a good day to get married?" Dad said, "Because you won't have a good life after you get married."

15. In the future, my son will praise my father for being handsome, and when others see him, my daughter will praise my mother for being beautiful.

16, my future son and daughter should have a strong stepmother group.

17: Looking at the big-headed son and the small-headed father, I always feel that I am not my own.

18, the future son is with me now. He is the future father CGX.

19, after giving birth to a daughter, you will call me beautiful. When people see me, they will say: a beautiful mother should be handsome when she gives birth to a son. People will say to my husband: what a handsome father.

20. Wait, what do you say is our relationship? Aunt, looking for the old man, you seem to have mistaken me for someone else, right? As your son, I can't be too old!

2 1, the girl struggles for her son's future.

Dear son, I'm really sorry that your father hasn't met your mother. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance.