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Son of a bitch, wait till you grow up.

1, nothing. Look at the previous video and suddenly feel that the child has grown up. Come on, son! I believe you will get better and better.

I am glad to take my child out to play when he is grown up. I am curious about everything. I have been walking around with the ball myself, and I have great courage. A big brother said that he would not be allowed to play with building blocks and shouted at others. It is a bit unwilling.

3. Today, I actually found that my child has grown up, looking at the wronged tears in Ma Ma's heart, and actually squatting on my face to comfort me. Suddenly my heart ached, and I was only one year old. Baby, can you really understand mom? ...

4, the child's birthday, the mother's suffering day, the child has grown up, mom, you have worked hard, I love you.

Today is ten and a half months. Tonight, I called my mother three times in standard Mandarin. Super sweet. My father was so excited that he burst into tears. The mother's heart is beautiful and the child has grown up. I can sit up by myself tonight, and I can stand still with foreign objects. Mom and dad love you.

6. lament that the child has grown up and can no longer be a child. I don't think he was like this when he was 5 years old ... The way of education needs to be changed, and he needs to keep up with the growth rhythm of tigers.

7. When children grow up, their hearts are gone. Only the air you breathe is calm.

8. When children grow up, they even tell me that life is not fate, but a choice!

9. Should my child be a star when he grows up? I think I can be an excellent agent. But I'm addicted, but I'm afraid I'll tire my child out. Being a star is really tiring. Sometimes there is a broken brokerage company, which is really deceptive. I think William Chan is handsome, polite and capable, but I feel sorry for him. Is the emperor really good?

10, the first time I took a trolley in the supermarket, I suddenly felt that my child had grown up a lot. Although I am still shy with strangers, I am still my mother's favorite.

1 1. Let's throw away my long-neglected land and plant something. Maybe when the children grow up, I am old, and I will feel different when I look back at some of my life and past feelings!

12, I suddenly found this theme and liked it very much. I hope my child can be as beautiful as Yi Feng and become a handsome boy!

13. Children grow up and have their own independent thoughts. He used to be very annoying and loved my little guy, but now he thinks I am wordy and can't get along with him as before. Generally speaking, the boy is very obedient.

14, suddenly found that the child has grown up, and his memory and language expression are good. Chatting with him every day helps him remember what happened that day, which friends he played with and whether anything happened. His statement is still relatively clear. For the healthy growth of children, it is worthwhile to spend more time with children!

15, my child has grown up, I want to tell him not to be a stingy person.

16 whenever my baby is sick, I feel particularly helpless and at a loss, and I think it would be great if I had such a person around me. I hope my child can understand my efforts and efforts when he grows up. The person who loves him most in the world is his mother.

17. Don't take photos with me when the children grow up. I can only take pictures.

18, the child has grown up and refused to walk by my hand. Chatting with him, I didn't expect him to ask, "Why did mom tell me this?" "Talk to you about life!" "tell dad!"