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1, it's not that I want to leave you, it's that you gave my position to someone else.

If fate plays a fatal joke on you, you might as well respond with a disdainful smile.

I want to say sorry to myself, because some people and things make me sad.

The cruelest thing is not to become strange at once, but the feeling of becoming strange gradually.

The thing I regret most in my life is that I loved you and lost you. I lost you and never met you again.

6. Leave, make everything simple, give everything a reason to be forgiven again, and let's start over.

7. Break up if you want. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not cell phones and chargers.

8. What two people miss each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

9. I would rather leave proudly than be humble. I would rather let go with a smile than cry.

10, I love you so much, how can I just leave?

1 1. I won't delete your friends, drag you into the blacklist, cancel my attention or delete your phone. All I have to do is, I am not anxious, I am not hot, I am not sad or happy. I just want you to see everything about me, all my actions, those actions that have nothing to do with you but are not noisy or entangled by you.

12, I don't know when I fell in love with you, just as I don't know how to forget you.

13, maybe I am just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

14, I once owned you, and it hurts to think about it.

15, some things passed at once, and some things haven't passed for a long time.

What two people care about each other is called love. A person who thinks for himself is called a bitch.

1. If you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, you will only be sad and disappointed.

When you forgive, you release a prisoner, and then you will find that the prisoner is yourself.

Don't try to understand everything, sometimes we don't need to understand, we just need to accept.

4. You hate your life, but some people dream of it.

5. Don't rely on, don't pray, relying on will only make you weak, and praying is just a comfort. Your own strength is the last word.

6. Too many things cannot be done slowly; Too many people, gradually disappearing. Growth seems to be a lost process.

7. Youth is doomed to be bumpy, with tears and sweat, grievances, unwillingness and failure.

8. Later, I gradually realized that what should happen will happen, and what should be missed will be missed.

9. It is easy to say "sorry" after hurting others, but it is difficult to say "it doesn't matter" after being hurt.

10. If a person is not free, it is because he does not want to be free.

1 1. What two people miss each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

12. Life is like this. In the same position, some people cry, some people laugh and some people are silent.

13. In the future, you will definitely thank your current efforts.

14. Don't trust others easily, not all people are trustworthy. Once you see the wrong person, it's yourself who gets hurt.

15. It's easy to care about others, but it's difficult to make others care about you. So don't easily lose the person who really cares about you!

16. The more you worry, the easier it is for things to get worse.

17. People always want more, but forget what they already have.

18. You may not need any reason to love someone, but when you don't love someone, you must find out the reason, otherwise, the same sad story will repeat itself.

19. It is good to see many things; If you can't open it, you have to get through it.

20. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more. I didn't know many things until I worked hard. I insisted on coming.

2 1. You will never know how strong you really are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.

22. No matter who you are, you will meet; You will choose who you are.

Tik Tok's Hot Personality; It's called love that men and women fool each other.

1. People are often the most vulnerable when they are idle and flustered, and the most awake and strong when they are struggling in the abyss.

You know you won't be with this person, but you will still enjoy this love. Then at the right time, leave and be with someone who doesn't love but is right. Some love can only stay between lips and teeth, hidden in the years.

No matter how tough a woman is, there is also a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

4. Men fool women and call it flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

5. Don't cross the past, because it has passed; Don't go against reality, because you have to live.

6. Some people joke and you feel uncomfortable, which shows that this is not a joke at all, but a mockery.

7. Be yourself and don't explain; No matter where you are, it is your responsibility to be yourself.

8. On the road, as long as you put flying wings on your dream, it will always reach where it should go.

9. Be a good person and then love me.

10. The days with you are like a play.

It is my secret to like you without warning.

12. Be your beloved girl in Wan Li.

13. I am a baby, so you must spoil me.

14. Don't take advantage of good relationships and be reckless to the people around you. Family, friendship and love all need respect.

15. The distance is terrible, because I don't know if the other person misses you or forgets you. Sometimes I just need to hear you say: everything will be fine.

16. There are always some people who can vaguely smell scum even though they wear perfume.

17. Smile at the person you hate and be as arrogant as you want.

18. Love one if you see one, and change to the next if you can't see it.

19. A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

20. I just want to be a beautiful girl who is particularly awkward, walks with the wind, has her own career, buys whenever she wants, eats whenever she wants, and nobody cares.

2 1. What's the point of falling in love? It is a loss to give up a group of men for a man.

22. You should always go all out for your dream. No matter what the gossip is, be yourself. You win, you win beautifully.

No one can go back and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from now on.

24. I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk the right path all my life. Even if I fall, I will laugh bravely.

If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to keep a special person for this girl.

26. You are standing in front of me. I feel that you are afraid of water crossing the ocean, and I can't swim. You and I probably have difficulties, so we can't be us in the end.

27. Take off shoes that don't fit, and put down those that don't fit. You don't have to grovel to keep anyone. Anyway, for life. Don't be afraid, someone will stay up late with you, pick you up in the rain, and say I love you. Good will always be at the bottom of the box. Remember to cherish it when you meet it.

28. I used to be sick and pursue love. I'm fine now, and I want to get rich overnight.

29. perfunctory means that the lie has begun, and indifference means that the relationship is about to end.

30. Although the circle is small, it is good to be clean.

3 1. Wings grow on your shoulders. You care too much about other people's criticism of your flying posture, so you can't fly.

32. There must be too much helplessness in the calm after repeated disappointments.

33. I don't wait, just pretend that the wind hasn't blown, you haven't been here, and I haven't loved.

34. There is never a shortcut to happiness, nor is it perfect. Only management depends on sincerity.

QQ Space Love Talk about Personality Signature

1, love is unconstrained; Once the system wants to exert its power, cupid will fly away; Cupid, like other gods, is free.

It takes only a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

The most romantic thing is often the most boring thing. A bird can't stay in the same tree for too long, otherwise it will be a burden to both birds and trees. Birds always want to see another sky, and trees don't want to face the same scenery every day.

People's aversion to lies is understandable, but who can say that they will never lie? There is no doubt that people often promise not to lie. After telling a lie, some lies are never exposed again, and some lies can't be hidden until dawn.

5, often know each other, in order not to doubt; If you don't doubt each other, you can always know each other.

6. At the end of life, the once deep love and silent hate, the unforgettable love-hate entanglement, return to peace.

7. Because love is often unpredictable, its disappearance is often independent of our will. If we really loved, love will never be forgotten by us.

8. Love is a sweet pain, and sincere love will never take a smooth road.

9. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

10, love is not a sweet talk under the shadow of flowers, a code word in the Peach Blossom Garden, a faint tear, or a stubborn compulsion. Love is based on the same foundation.

1 1. Love is not a sweet talk in the shade of flowers, a secret word in the Peach Blossom Garden, a faint tear, or a die-hard compulsion. Love is based on * * *.

12, a young man who has experienced the trauma of love may stand up stronger in life if he has not fallen down because of this trauma.

13. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, but to hold my eyes against the wind and try not to blink.

14. One eye is shining with love, while the other is burning with selfish desire.

15, loneliness is doomed to take a lifetime from the beginning, and no one can understand it.

16, love is like wine, you won't know until you get drunk. In fact, no matter how strong the wine is, there is water, and no matter how deep the love is, there are reservations. If you don't drink all the wine, you may have regrets. Wine is easy to get drunk, love is easy to get sad.

17, love is to give happiness to the person you love, and this is your own happiness. As long as she is happy, there is nothing wrong with being bitter.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

19, love is beautiful, but sometimes it will fade, just like a fireworks, leaving only a short-lived beauty. No matter how long or short you have been in love.

20. Love, like wealth, depends on the wheel of fate, and it is always in sharp ups and downs.

2 1. There is no animal in the world that runs faster than time and life. It is not speed that defeats time, but the slow dance of love between two souls.

22. Every kind of love has its spiritual essence. One essence blooms and the other withers. Physical love does not need mutual respect, and love cannot be reduced to simple enjoyment.

23. The so-called love can satisfy everything, only for couples: for couples, they need more than the roof of the sky and the green carpet.

24. Love will not become indifferent because of reason, nor will it be lost because of ambition. This is the second life; It permeates the soul, warms every blood vessel and beats in every pulse.

25. Love is a great teacher who teaches us to turn over a new leaf. Only love can create solid things with real life.