Kindergarten growth manuals record interesting conversations or jokes in children's lives.

1. In the kindergarten, a little girl was reciting an ancient poem, only to hear her read: "At noon on the day of weeding, soil was buried in the mine, and my father went over and fried it to 250. . "

In class, a teacher is dictating the word "doubt".

He looked at his classmates next to him and said angrily, "It's a suspect, not a salted fish meal."

My brother learned the adjacent numbers in kindergarten today, so I want to test whether he is all right.

I finally wanted to embarrass him, so I asked the neighbor number of 0, and he said he hadn't learned it yet.

I told him it was 1 and-1. He was puzzled and said, "1 isn't it the basement?"

"no"

He suddenly woke up. "Oh, it's a parking lot!"

My daughter brought back a small red flower from kindergarten, saying that it was awarded to her by her aunt in kindergarten.

I asked, "Why should Aunt reward you?"

The daughter said, "I saw a button on my aunt's clothes fall off, so I picked it up and returned it to my aunt." My aunt praised her for not finding money, and gave me a small red flower. "

The next day after school, my daughter brought back a little red flower. I asked her, "Why does this little red flower reward you?"

My daughter said, "Today, I stared at my aunt to see if her button would fall off. And I stared at it all day.

But my aunt said that I didn't pay attention in class before, but I made great progress today and rewarded me with a small red flower. "