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Talk about the mood of playing in a bar

1, I love you, I can't say it, and you finally took me away. A person, in a bar, a person drinking sadly.

2. Listen to this song, two scenes. What do you think when you walk alone in the quiet and retro streets of England with a thick scarf and look at the brightly lit shops with snow all over the sky? Singing in a bar, the dim light stings your eyes, watching the noisy drinkers, and the cold whisky streaks across your throat like fireworks, which makes you awake instantly! What are you thinking at this time?

3. I ran to a bar to drink today and happened to see a girl drinking silently there, as if she were single. So I went over and accosted: Beauty, are you alone? The beauty gave me a look and said warily, no! I am angry: since you are not human, why are you sitting in the seat where others are sitting?

4. I just got off work to eat a midnight snack, and it rained heavily. On the other side, a beautiful woman squatted in the rain and made a phone call, and she was soaked to the skin. Pull her under the eaves and persuade her to go home. She just came out of the bar. She may be in a bad mood or lovelorn. When asked why she was caught in the rain, she replied: I was drunk and wanted to wake up in the rain. Is there such a hangover cure these days? I asked her to take her home, but she refused, so I had to leave my business card and leave safely.

5, you listen to me: don't drive to the bar to drink late at night, take good care of your injured arm, don't be decadent, and wait if you dare not obey.

6. If you are depressed, don't go to the bar. A lonely woman holding a goblet or smoking will add more loneliness and sadness.

7. The first time I went to a bar, I saw things I had only heard and never seen. I don't like the environment inside. It's too noisy and colorful.

8. Most men who go to bars are looking for excitement, and half of women who go to bars are looking for excitement.

9. I admit that I am bad. I can smoke, drink and go to bars, but the only thing I can't do is not love you.

10, Tanabata, if you are alone, you can go to a lively bar, sit at the bar and have a glass of wine with ice.