Funny poems about playing mahjong

1. The lines in the funny sentence "Three stars are missing one" playing mahjong are very funny:

Brass with gold gun, 7 tubes.

Couples quarrel back to waist, north wind.

Presidential Palace, Article 7

Tega, pay attention to BaGuan! ! ! ! !

I don't care, uso.

Oh, a lot of nines

Two-pointed cherries are red in the mouth.

This pie is for you.

Hemp face 9 tube

It is not difficult to knock it down in the south.

"I still want to play cards at this level, so I'd better go back and beat my wife."

Li is a table tennis player.

Dongdong Road Dongdong Dongfeng

Who has no parents? If you feed one, you will die.

Wang Dong, you haven't been here for a long time. Touch yourself! ! !

Stroke. . Oh, no, no ~ Hong Zhong ..

Red hit! ! !

Hey ~ congratulations on making a fortune!

Come on, come on, come on, come on, it's one o'clock.

What are you waiting for, waiting for the police to arrest you!

2. Get a funny poem about quitting mahjong.

Go,

Mahjong is connected from day to night.

Beat it into hemp sauce,

People's faces turned red,

Turn sallow ...

The cigarette butts on the table came from one,

Facing that pile of ashtrays.

The poorest donkey,

On the whole,

Half a seat.

From waking up,

Eventually become,

A cauldron of miso soup ...

The most precious time,

It's cheap and luxurious here,

A little gambling game,

Eventually it became a casino,

Once a friend,

It's already flashed—

Wolf's eyes ...

3. More details of Nanjing Mahjong Classic Funny Quotes official website is actually a mantra that players often use in the process of playing Nanjing Mahjong.

1 block does not win the first hand;

2 win the battle and lose a naked ass;

Money is hard to buy.

4 touch yourself, mahjong has songs!

At 5 o'clock, let Hu pai's people talk ~

You can't lose by gambling!

7 the banker can't fight the east wind!

If you lose your pants and don't surrender, you have a strong sense of competition!

9 if you don't run away from Jinshan, it shows that your ideological quality is high!

9 dozen bombs (bombs, meaning touching yourself)

10 touches the opposite family, which is beneficial to the next family and excites the last family.

1 1 Mahjong sucks. Drink arsenic.

12 depends on one hand, from one touch to nine! Don't eat or touch, such as cleaning the door.

13 immortals are afraid of the left hand! When you are unlucky, change hands, touch cards and change your luck. )

14 to have an abortion! When I lost a lot of money, I gave it to my daughter Ma You. )

15 to buy medicine! When I lost a lot of money, I gave it to Ma You, the man. )

16 It is better to eat three times than to dig once. Cheat if you don't get it right. Put it away!