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Open a durian blind box and send a friend circle copy?

The durian online shopping has arrived, and now the durian blind box is being opened. To be honest, those are still very much looking forward to it. I hope that the durian pulp in every room will be very full and sweet, and I hope that more durian pulp can be opened, so that I can enjoy myself more, and I won't feel that my shopping is a great failure and bring me more surprises.

1. Open my durian in the sun. How can a durian control face such a beautiful body?

2. If I travel through time and space, I must replace all the apple trees in front of Newton's house with durian trees.

3. Someone who hates durian extremely bought durian cake! I bought everything, but I didn't forget to say "Don't eat in front of me" proudly.

4. Life is like durian, with a protective layer on the outside, which smells extremely smelly and tastes extremely delicious.

5, hiding in the corner to open durian was found by a dead dog.

6. You like durian very much. You said that although it smells bad, it is really delicious.

7. catching a cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.

8. Buying durian is a bet stone. Did you lose or win?

9. Eating durian is a blood bet, and it may not be a relative.

1. Did you hit your hand with durian? Your hand was bleeding, blare blare ~