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Never lied to you. Tell me about it.

Time is always ancient because we always live in the past.

You don't hurt, I don't want to die.

I am an atheist, but I dare not admit it at night.

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

Body is a symbol of vitality, vanity is a symbol of youth.

Doing well is called excellent psychological quality.

Don't you accept it? Take rat poison and die if you don't accept it.

People's sorrow is not inferior to dogs, but they think they are much better than dogs.

I want to lose weight in my heart, but I eat hard in my mouth.

Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil.

I've never met anyone with archaeological value like you.

Don't say I ignore you. I didn't even look you in the eye.

Because of your appearance, the meaning of that day is immortal in my life.

I looked back and saw your smile. Suddenly, I was afraid of everything.

The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again for the rest of their lives.

If one day, you don't remember, and I don't remember, time will definitely replace us.

You have been here for a while, and I miss you all my life.

I just want to go to a person's eternal life with this love that has nothing to do with anyone or anything.

When we were young, we didn't think that we would miss this life because of a mistake in our hurry.

I write his name on every cigarette, and I will breathe it all into my lungs, which is the closest place to my heart.

Some people are destined to play an insignificant role in other people's lives, and no matter how hard they try, they can't surpass it.

I feel a little cold, maybe there is a city in my heart.

About you, I really never need to remember, because I will never forget.

I thought how unforgettable I was, but it was actually time.

No one will stay for me, who will really stay for me?

If one day I leave, you will forget me and leave no room.

I want to tell you my sadness, my hesitation, my helplessness and my anxiety.

My confusion, my helplessness, my loss, my hatred and ignorance of myself.

Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

Three years of pain, seven years of itching, but how can we achieve neither pain nor itching?

1, time is like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle flows quickly, which is a touch of youthful sadness.

2, thousands of thoughts, frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

3. If missing becomes your trouble and greeting becomes your burden, I don't know how to express my sadness; If you don't care about me anymore and don't recall in your spare time, I don't know where to go.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just for one day, you can walk by me and see my weather-beaten face.

5. I know this is a mistake, but the indifferent expression always passes quietly; I know I should put away this loss, but the most concerned worries have flooded into my heart.

6. There is a kind of tears that are hard to give up, a kind of eyes that are unforgettable, a kind of family affection that is heartbreaking, and a kind of concern that lingers under the moon.

7. The world is big, and my eyes are on you; The world is small, and I only have eyes for you. The world is wonderful, let me know you; The world is too bad for me to hug you. The world is wonderful, seeing you every day; The world is helpless and misses you every day!

8. Missing is like a fire, burning a cold and lonely heart! The torch of missing burns in the inner world, calling out dance; However, the missing with injury is to taste the ups and downs of love!

9. In my mind, I have asked Hongyan about the moon and spring breeze countless times. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you. May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

10, although I know that acacia in the distance is very bitter, I still choose acacia; Although I know that the meeting in my dream is very short, I still choose to dream; Although I know it hurts to wait for you, I still choose to wait forever.

1 1. As time goes on, my thinking becomes deeper and deeper. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of melancholy and loneliness.

12, at night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an unspeakable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we walk, calling you to the stars and the moon!

13, lying in the dormitory, panicked; Walking in the street, my heart is full of sadness; Walking in the shopping mall, my heart is cold; When I think of my hometown, my heart is sad; Never forget where you are!

14, lovesickness is picturesque and lifelike, tastes as bitter and sweet as coffee and honey, and the color is like the combination of light tea and a long-cherished glass of red wine!

15, I miss you, even in the dense fog, your face is so abrupt and clear. If I had known this, why did I choose to leave? Leaving is a beautiful mistake, gorgeous, distressing and heartbreaking. In a trance, everything is broken, even you are scattered all over the floor, so there is only a heavy sigh.

16, a persistent exchange for a naive, lost in confused thoughts. The soul leaving the body wandered in the dark, looking for the embodiment of that dream.

17, reminiscing about the soul of the past in the inner world, looking for the heartbeat of the past, and vividly showing the past in front of my thoughts! Missing is the most charming color, such as colorful flowers in full bloom! Instantly brilliant!

18, I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, and every second of the minute.

19, these days, I really know what it means to fall in love, that yearning, that longing, that confusion, that anxiety, how fascinating and how tormenting.

20. This kind of waiting is also a sweet burden. Missing you has long been an indispensable habit in life.

2 1. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

22. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

23, men are not bad, women do not love, this bad does not mean that the heart is vicious, selfish, ruthless. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

24. I learned to be brave when I was afraid of being alone; When I was bored, no one asked, so I learned to endure. When you are tired, there is no one to rely on and you learn to stand on your own feet. Learn to be patient, persistent and strong when you are sick and injured. Even if a person is sad, don't beg for mercy. Get cheap, catch cheap. This society doesn't believe in tears.

25. When holding hands, I believe that spring is near and happiness is not far away. When I put it down, I believe that spring has come and the flowering period is very short. Love, sometimes just a flower in a season, leaves a lingering fragrance and withers before we appreciate it.

26. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what you see, what you can't see; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses, so the invisible is seen; Forgot, remember. However, does the invisible mean existence? Remember, will it never disappear?

27. The sky and the sea are in love, but they can't hold hands and they can't let their love continue. The sky cries and tears fall on the sea. Even if punished, the sky will send its soul into the sea. Since then, the sea has been bluer than the sky.

28. I have dreamed of you more than a hundred times, and your figure will come into my dream almost every night. Now, we live far apart, and I miss you more than ever. I can only ask God to be patient and not push our reunion too far.

29. I am waiting for someone who can end my loneliness; Someone who can accompany me to listen to all the sad love songs without making me want to cry; I can find out a hundred shortcomings of a person and still insist on love; A person who will say to me: we have a pit to jump in together, a person who has tasted hardships together and lives together for a lifetime; Actually, I've been waiting for you. You really don't know?

If you are unhappy, sing a tearful song and eat an anodyne meal.

1, before dawn tonight, the extinguished candle disappeared in the route of the paper swan.

There is a cool moon everywhere, without any impurities.

3. Put an orphan bookmark, put a balloon and go back to the dusk of that year.

Don't sleep tonight, there is always no rhyme in the love poem being written.

5. Imagine yourself in the darkness of light and shadow, talking with hidden beetles and mushrooms and exchanging open wound cotton cloth.

6. The plot is unrestrained, everything is silent, tamely abandoned, and returns to its original position. The world solidifies into a full seed, quietly wrapped in soil, and blooms into a nostalgic ferry or terrace.

7. If you feel happy inexplicably, sing a song that makes people cry and eat an anodyne meal.

8. Build a transparent bunker when it is cold, and watch anger and defense.

9. I know that all deductions and exceptions contain emptiness, which only God can solve.

10, I feel flustered at the sight of moonlight and want to smell grapefruit flowers.

1 1, picked up a lot of patchwork tools and always wanted to face up and build a structure that leads to cold and transparent to the sky.

12, a rope tied to me was broken, and I couldn't defend myself, so I hooked away the pink and golden dream youth from behind.

13, Meng Meng's mood falls in the sky, dribs and drabs converge into water-colored horses, which gallop and drag down from the gray mountain top.

14, the ring finger missed the metal and was mined at most weddings.

15, praise is like expired water, the past is gorgeous, and the rest is disgusting.

16, stretch out your index finger to press the sunset, but there is no special intention to stop the night.

17, the safety of the sky is the only consideration, even if everything else is destroyed.

18, lotus can't grow on the tongue, so I made do with a silver-plated dream.

19, the lights in China are dotted with the decline of life, and the life outside is breathing at night.

20. The blushing and sparkling twilight years after the sharp edge are too exposed need not be eradicated.

2 1, good enough to send wailing and shouting to the bookstore for the silent and humble ant colony to read.

22. When you enter the quadrant, you must go downstream, cross the deep valley and fall into the waterfall, and fall into the end of the dark stone.

23, stand up and sit down, sit down and stand up, lonely, no complications.

24. I should disappear even if that huge palm knocks on the ground slightly uneasily and hovers like flashing evaporation.

25. When I miss you with the wind, I want to wander, just to find a safe harbor, where I can stop quietly by your side.

26. When you hear a cool sound, from a transparent point of view, tell me it's here, nothing else.

27. There is music outside the corner, and the table is full of honey without fragrance.

28. Walk across a bridge and watch the waves refracted by the water. Maybe there is an image similar to self-shaking, maybe the pollution is too heavy to see yourself.

29. The color is broken, dazzling disabilities are distributed, and the reflection line reflects false beauty.

30. From the corner of the puzzle of the world, we can feel the solemnity of the experience, which is a warm aura.

Weibo's sad love, say that sentence, the love you pay is not painful, but it is enough for a lifetime.

First, happiness is not a love song without turning points.

Second, I thought you were a straw to save me, but I didn't expect you to be the last straw to bend me.

Third, octopus has three hearts, so it hurts.

4. [People who know you are the people who love you the most in this world]

Give you a late greeting and an early apology.

6. I am afraid that you will cry, and no one will comfort you so much.

Seven, the love you give is painless, but it is enough for a lifetime.

What do you think is the similarity between love and trains? Sometimes it wavers.

Actually, I'm sad, but I'm too proud to tell you.

10. When you are angry with me, please remember that I think you are more angry. . . .

I really want to know, if one day, I lose everything and become nothing. Who will stand by and say: no, I.

The happiest thing is to wake up in the morning and you are with the sun.

13. Commitment = Your mother, everyone can say it but no one can do it.

Fourteen, some wounds will gradually get better after a long time, and some grievances will be relieved after they are figured out.

I like you, I liked you before, I like you now and I will like you in the future.

Sixteen, the weather began to turn cold, those children who think they are not important add clothes, I care about you, even if it is just a stranger.

17. Don't wait for me to leave. Our love has come to an end. Let go of your hand and stop pretending to be gentle. My heart has been broken by you.

Eighteen, [I am just a player who always tears in other people's stories]

Just because we're not together doesn't mean I don't love you.

Twenty, inner strength is the real strength.

I prefer every day to forever.

Twenty-two, if one day, you have a button to restore the factory settings, press the fuselage and memory to zero. Can you press it @

Twenty-three, when I told you a lot of nonsense without thinking and logic, I actually missed you.

24. Are you still there when my hair reaches my waist?

25. No matter how good others are, they are others. No matter how miserable you are, you are yourself, your unique self. As long as you try to be yourself, life is enough.