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Recently very popular phonetic phrases.

1. Now 1.80, the important task of the language of cyber fire is to create 08.

2. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain. 3. I have a good background, and I only have my back.

Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am. It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook.

Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

6. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like. 7. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story! 8. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always the one who won't let go.

9. Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it. 10. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

1 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it. 12. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

13. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle. 14. If you give your heart, you will get it, but it may also be completely hurt.

Keep your distance, you can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever. 15. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

16. There is no other half 100, only two people get 50 points! 17. Indifference, sometimes not heartless, is just a tool to avoid being hurt! 18. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will finish the remaining 999 steps in your direction. 19. The person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you! 20. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

2 1, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor. 22. Spring comes, young trees sprout and the stock market turns green.

23. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find. 24. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

25. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward. 26. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina.

Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "27. Faith is not spoken, but done. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face. 29. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

30. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female. 3 1. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

32. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight. 33. Shake, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

34. Come back, I can't fool you alone! 35. Don't be as knowledgeable as the earthlings ~~~ 36. A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver. I don't love people who love me, but the people I love don't love me, so I'm curious why so many people get married. 38. Love is like fast food. It doesn't matter how it tastes. Can fill the physiological needs. Love is like playing basketball. After you desperately get it, don't hesitate to throw it out. 40. Get married for a better divorce. 4 1. The word fate is a contradictory individual. 42. The tiger doesn't show off its strength and gives you Hello Kitty's face. 43. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: Don't buy a fund if you receive it ~ 44. If you win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day.

Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full! 45. Anyone who kisses wildly in front of the canteen, study room and teaching building can't afford a house! ! ! 46. The female student who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are held, no matter how high-end people are present, those people are polite to meet you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!" .

2. What is your favorite mood sentence on WeChat recently? There is no shortcut to any place worth going. Don't be afraid of pain if you have a dream. Don't stop if you want to win.

A person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

(3) Leave if you want, and come back if you want. You are my recycling bin! Be nice to me if you can, but don't mess with me if you can't.

The most regrettable thing is that some important people didn't take a picture with you until they left.

Ps: The mood sentences that are very popular recently, please pick a few personal favorite sentences as above ~

3. Say short sentences in a very hot mood recently. Which sentence makes you feel the same way most? Say short sentences, each sentence makes you feel the most empathy:

1, don't be too hard on yourself, some people don't deserve your heart; Some things don't need to be engraved in memory all the time.

2. There are two kinds of sufferings in the world, one is the one that can't be obtained, and the other is the one that loves.

3. No matter how high the sky is, how to pad your toes closer to the sun.

In the process of life struggle, most failures are defeated by oneself.

Courage is a spirit of sacrifice. For the sake of justice and truth, a brave man must sacrifice and dedicate himself without hesitation. 6, dutiful son, the greatest respect; Respect for relatives is nothing more than raising the world.

7. Life is not a one-way street. If you think this road is impassable, you can turn a corner and take another road, but you can't go backwards!

8. Be a man like a flower. Whether you look at it or not, it is there, neither sad nor happy.

9. If you don't believe me, looking back, you have gone through many hardships before you know it.

10, see yourself clearly and know yourself before you can change yourself. Give up those false pursuits, face the difficulties bravely and solve them. Your life will gradually become brighter.

There is a popular saying recently. What do you mean, happy? Where can I see the original text? As long as you are happy, be a "woman". He is smoking. She looked at it and said, quit smoking. Smoking is not good.

Reaching for it, he turned it over and burned the white skin with a cigarette butt, but she didn't flinch. Man, he said, Does it hurt? "Female" doesn't hurt, as long as you are happy. Is smoking that good? Men can forget all the pain by smoking.

He is drinking. He touched her smooth pink face and stroked it gently with slender fingers, but did not dare to use force. He is afraid that this beauty will disappear in an instant. He suddenly leaned over her face and said with his alcoholic mouth, I want to kiss you.

She closed her eyes gently and her eyelashes trembled slightly. In the dim light, she is as beautiful as an elf in the dark. He was drunk and his warm lips intoxicated him. He bit hard, and her eyelashes trembled slightly and oozed a little crystal. Man, he said, Does it hurt? "Female" doesn't hurt, as long as you are happy.

"Woman" She bit her injured lip gently, and deep red blood slowly slipped from her mouth like dew in bud. She gave him a sweet smile.

"Male" He was silent and refused to speak for a long time. She accompanied him silently. He suddenly hugged her tightly as if to crush her. He held it tighter and tighter. He heard her shortness of breath, and she was suffocating. Her pale face gradually shrank back, but she still looked at him tenderly.

He suddenly let her go. She took a deep breath and closed her eyes. Man, he said, Does it hurt? "Female" doesn't hurt, as long as you are happy.

"Woman" Her face is white. Keep quiet. "Male" you go, "female" why? "Male" I am not suitable for you. You should find a man who is good enough and loves you enough. I don't deserve it

Women don't need it. "Man" He slapped her hard. Go away, you are so excellent and such a lovely woman doesn't deserve me. Go away.

Woman: She wiped the blood from her mouth. She smiled and left silently. The "man" looked at her leaving back, collapsed on the ground and silently read: Does it hurt? "Man" is a man in the old society. He is himself who will never change.

He smokes, drinks and fights. Every time after a fight, he touches the other person's face: Does it hurt? "Woman" He is always hallucinating. He saw her smiling silently at himself: as long as you are happy. He smiled. I am happiest when you are by my side.

However, the "woman" is as silent as death. "Woman" She met a group of hooligans and followed them to smoke and drink. She was their slave and enjoyed being played by them.

Every time they carry her to that colorful place, she is always alone in the bathroom. Outside the door is the devil's world, and the devil is growling. In the door, she smiled quietly at herself in the mirror. Just be happy.

"Woman" Then, she opened the door and turned into a black rose, blooming in shameless tonight. "Male" He saw her on the dance floor, with dazzling black eye shadow, deep red lips and charming figure. She smiled at everyone.

People applauded her, the man shamelessly approached her, and he rushed over and slapped her again. "Man" He looked at her with tears in his eyes.

"Woman" she quietly raised her head: it doesn't hurt, as long as you are happy.

Man looked at the dying rose and shouted, Come with me. He held her hand, but she flinched.

Woman: No, can you wait a little longer? "Male" Why? I'm afraid I'm not bad enough for you