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1. No matter how much grain you have, you still need to prepare several pots of wild vegetables.

2. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

3. Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. The spring equinox is here, and eating wild vegetables has a miraculous effect on it; stabilizing blood sugar, purslane tastes good when fried with eggs; shepherd's purse is a kidney-tonifying and spleen-strengthening vegetable, which can be made into delicious vegetable porridge; bracken is wonderful for clearing away heat and calming the nerves. Put some meat to increase appetite. May you be happy and healthy!

4. To nourish the liver and spleen in mid-spring, eat more spinach and bamboo shoots; you can choose wild vegetables, such as shepherd’s purse and young Chinese toon; bracken, the king of mountain vegetables, can clear away heat and treat dizziness; the food method is diverse, braised, stir-fried, simmered; diuretic chicken Children's dishes, vegetarian or with meat. May you be happy and healthy!

5. Some wild vegetables are the first to peek out of the damp heart, waiting for rain or sunshine in the south wind of lonely dawn. Such beautiful scenery of mountains and fields is so intoxicating. I wish you happiness and happiness in it.

6. Eat appropriate wild vegetables, which are rich in nutrients and help with transportation; eat lightly in late spring to prevent heat accumulation in the body; make mung bean, red bean and sour plum soup, add green tea to vegetables and fruits; eat more high-quality protein, avoid Dog mutton and spicy. Wish you health and happiness!

7. In the fields, the wheat seedlings are turning green, stretching as far as the eye can see, like green waves. The golden wild cauliflower shines in the green waves.

8. Spring not only brings us warmth, but also brings us "delicious wild vegetables" to satisfy our hunger. Willow leaves, poplar leaves, elm leaves, and sophora japonicas all appear one after another to accompany us through the time. The hungry times of leanness.

9. Enjoy high technology in your life. Social animals are increasingly living alone. It’s also leisurely to go out with good friends and dig some wild vegetables. The natural air is fresh and your horizons are wide. Happiness is all around you.

10. The pace of work is too fast and life is too tiring. In a blink of an eye, spring has arrived and the sun is shining outside. Make an appointment with your friends to go out and dig wild vegetables in the countryside. Set off immediately. Don’t wait any longer. I wish you a Qingming Festival. Have a great holiday!

11. It’s a bright spring day. Go out with a few friends for an outing, go out and dig wild vegetables. Your worries will disappear and happiness will naturally come.

12. The summer vacation is here and the joy is blooming. I take my children back to my hometown, chat with my father, laugh with my sisters, walk in the fields and work on the crops, bring wild vegetables to stew the old duck, and go fishing in the village pond Luwan. , fishing for shrimps in the drizzle.

13. Take your heart back and put it into work on Monday! Otherwise, I will punish you and you must treat me to roast duck, or cold noodles and clear soup. Of course, you can also eat cold wild vegetables! I'm not picky about food.

14. I’m so happy that the summer vacation has arrived. There’s no one around to play and play. I invite my classmates to the countryside, dig wild vegetables and pick mushrooms, help farmers harvest and plant, taste the delicious farm food, feed pigs, herd sheep, and ride donkeys. , the joy is endless, beautiful and happy. Have a pleasant summer vacation!

15. During the Qingming Festival, the warm wind blows and the sun shines; the willows are green and the flowers and plants sprout; pay attention to health and go for an outing; be close to nature and stay healthy; dig wild vegetables and do not cause pollution; the mind and brain are healthy and you are blessed with friends; My heart is full of affection; I wish you happiness during the Qingming Festival!

16. When the summer vacation comes, my heart will fly, and I will return to the beautiful mountain village. I will have many friends while trekking to the mountains and peaks, climbing trees, catching fish and having water fights. I will pick a fragrant wild flower, and pick up wild vegetables to make a cool salad. Cook game on the bonfire and enjoy a delicious dinner together. I wish you a happy time!