How to write humorous mood phrases after tooth extraction?

1, wisdom teeth were pulled out today, and there are two left. It's okay to pull out your teeth. Anesthesia is terrible. I also want to fill my teeth. There's really no money after it's done.

2. I really feel toothache when I pull out my wisdom teeth. Why do I have three more to pull out? I really don't want to have another tooth extraction.

3. Today, I took a milestone step and pulled out three teeth and three No.4 teeth. The process of tooth extraction is terrible, and I don't need to go into details. It is also terrible after it is pulled out.

4. Today, the tooth extraction doctor pulled out two teeth super fast. I didn't react quickly, and finally my fear of tooth extraction was reduced by half, and it didn't hurt when I came back. I am very happy.

5. I pulled out a tooth and felt my face lost a circle. I didn't expect tooth extraction to have a face-lifting function.

6, the second action of orthodontics, tooth extraction, pulled out the fourth one on the left today, it hurts after anesthesia, I hope to get better soon.

7. Every time I go to have my tooth pulled out, I always say I'll pull out this one before pulling out the next one.