The funniest joke in Tucao's love story

I don't believe in eternal love, just because I will love you more and more every day. The following is the most humorous paragraph in the love story I have compiled.

1, the mouth is sweet because the heart is sweet, and the heart is sweet because you are in it.

No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person.

3. I don't want to sing a single love song. I can't sleep alone. If I were a bird, I would fly to you and tell you quietly that I really miss you!

I don't have to tell you whether I like you or not, but I must tell myself.

5. Wife, wife, I love you, I really care for you, my family moistens you, and Amitabha bless you.

6. Spring wine is ready. Do it for me.

7. I am ready to be the person who loves you the most, the person you love the most.

8. In fact, I open a small flower for you in my heart every day. When you live in, you will have a big garden of your own. Are you happy?

9. They all say that I have no cure and have never seen you.

10, if life is like the first time, consider me a pure white year, and I will accompany you to see the flowing water.

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12, when I am with you, you make me feel very happy.

13 Do you like blueberries or strawberries? Because I want to know what kind of pancakes I want to order tomorrow morning.

14, look at the sky, the sea and your memories.

15, I fell in love with you and never recovered.