Backpackers talk about it.

Zhang Kang, Jia Xuming

Zhang Kang: I'm very happy. I am very happy to be on the Spring Festival Gala of our Beijing TV station, but something happened. My partner Jia Xuming. ...

(words are suddenly interrupted)

Jia Xuming: Here, sorry, sorry. This aunt, give you one, this, this little baby, give it to you. Happy Year of the Sheep, OK? There is one left. There is one left. Don't rob anyone. I have to give it to my dream girl, Chunni.

(Jia Xuming runs to the audience, gives the last gift to the audience, and then gives it to Chunni. )

Zhang Kang: Come back here.

(Jia Xuming runs onto the stage)

Zhang Kang: What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you still late for the Spring Festival Gala today?

Jia Xuming: This plane is late.

Zhang Kang: The plane is late?

Jia Xuming: Sorry, everyone, I just got back from a trip to Xinjiang.

Zhang Kang: Just returned from Xinjiang?

Jia Xuming: I brought you a present.

Zhang Kang: You also know to bring me a present, which is good.

Jia Xuming: Come on.

Zhang Kang: Great. Good partner.

Jia Xuming: Here you are.

(Jia Xuming takes out a national hat from his backpack and hands it to Zhang Kang. )

Zhang Kang: It's not my size either.

Jia Xuming: It will be fine after you put it on. Ok, I'll put one on you first. After I put it on, watch the applause Listen to it.

Zhang Kang: OK, OK, OK.

(Jia Xuming puts on his hat)

Jia Xuming: Let's go.

(Applause)

Jia Xuming: Do you feel like a young Uighur in Xinjiang? Is it a little exotic?

Zhang Kang: I look depressed.

Jia Xuming: Don't say that, young man. Xinjiang is a good place for us.

Zhang Kang: Xinjiang is really good.

(Jia Xuming sings)

Jia Xuming: The flagstone road in Osaka Castle is hard and flat. Watermelon is big and sweet. There is a girl with long braids and beautiful eyes. If you marry someone else, you must marry me, take your sister, take your sister, take that sister, hey.

(Applause)

Zhang Kang: Great. It would be nice if you just married her sister. You didn't mention anything about her sister.

Jia Xuming: There are too many folk songs in Xinjiang.

Zhang Kang: You have gone too far. Don't sing wrong.

Jia Xuming: Gee, I just like singing Xinjiang folk songs.

Zhang Kang: Right, right, right.

Jia Xuming: There is also a folk song that I particularly like.

Zhang Kang: Which song?

Jia Xuming: Why are the flowers so red?

Zhang Kang: This is very representative.

Jia Xuming: In spring, daffodils are in bloom, daffodils. ...

(Zhang Kang covers Jia Xuming's mouth)

Jia Xuming: Yes.

Zhang Kang: You have to drive, right? Why are flowers so popular? We listened to the Qinghai folk song "Flowers".

Jia Xuming: Where are the folk songs?

Zhang Kang: Qinghai.

Jia Xuming: Qinghai?

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: I have been to Qinghai, the beautiful Qinghai, the source of the Three Rivers.

Zhang Kang: The three rivers are the Yellow River, the Yangtze River and the Lancang River.

Jia Xuming: Oh, I bought a bottle of mineral water at the source of the Yangtze River. Let's have a look. {Jia Xuming takes water out of his bag and puts it on the table}

Jia Xuming: How clear. Unscrew it and you can drink it.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: My friends, if you don't go to the source of the Yangtze River, you really don't know how much water it has.

{Zhang Kang dried a bottle of water}

Zhang Kang: The water is not bad. The entrance is very sweet.

Jia Xuming: Why did you drink it?

Zhang Kang: Did you just say that you can drink it by unscrewing it?

Jia Xuming: When I said I could unscrew it, I didn't ask you to drink it.

Zhang Kang: Whoever drinks this water is not drinking it. It's all done.

Jia Xuming: I carried it on the plateau at an altitude of more than 4,000 meters. Drink if you say so.

Zhang Kang: I'm finished.

Jia Xuming: Give me my money back.

Zhang Kang: You can't pay if you drink water.

Jia Xuming: You have to pay.

Zhang Kang: No compensation.

Jia Xuming: Compensation.

Zhang Kang: You must pay for it.

Jia Xuming: You must pay for it.

Zhang Kang: OK, I'll pay you back in two hours.

Jia Xuming: I'm not as knowledgeable as you. Qinghai is really nice.

Zhang Kang: Qinghai is certainly good.

Jia Xuming: There is a place called Qinghai Lake.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: It's so beautiful. Qinghai Lake, Lang, Lang, Qinghai Lake is my hometown.

{Zhang Kang grabs Jia Xuming's arm}

Jia Xuming: What are you doing?

Zhang Kang: Hong Hushui is waving.

Jia Xuming: Honghu Lake

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: Where is it?

Zhang Kang: In Hubei.

Jia Xuming: Hubei? Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang together: I have been to Hubei.

Jia Xuming: Hubei is good.

Zhang Kang: Where have you been?

Jia Xuming: A bird with nine heads in the sky is a Hubei guy on the ground.

Zhang Kang: This is an old saying.

Jia Xuming: People in Wuhan, Hubei love duck neck.

Zhang Kang: That's the specialty there.

Jia Xuming: I brought you one.

Zhang Kang: That's what a good partner looks like. You can think of me anywhere.

Jia Xuming: OK?

Zhang Kang: Great.

Jia Xuming: Come on, here you are.

{Jia Xuming takes a duck neck out of his bag and gives it to Zhang Kang}

Jia Xuming: This Wuhan duck neck is spicy and delicious.

Zhang Kang: Right, right, right.

Jia Xuming: You can eat it when you open it.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: Only with a bite can you taste its delicious taste.

{Zhang Kang opened the package to eat duck neck}

Jia Xuming: Is it delicious?

Zhang Kang: It's delicious.

Jia Xuming: Is it delicious? It's expired.

{Zhang Kang sprayed the duck's neck out}

Zhang Kang: I tell you, you are too vindictive.

Jia Xuming: Let you drink my water.

Zhang Kang: You are really annoying.

Jia Xuming: Besides duck neck, people in Wuhan, Hubei also like to eat a kind of pasta.

Zhang Kang: What noodles?

Jia Xuming: Noodles.

Zhang Kang: Reagan noodles.

Jia Xuming: Everyone must eat dry food.

Zhang Kang: It's also called dried noodles.

Jia Xuming: OK, OK, Reagan noodles.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: Although Regan Noodles is delicious, the most authentic place to eat noodles is not in Hubei.

Zhang Kang: Where is it?

Jia Xuming: Shaanxi

Zhang Kang: Shanxi noodles are very famous.

Jia Xuming: Shanxi people love noodles and are jealous.

Zhang Kang: Right, right, right.

Jia Xuming: There is no table without vinegar, and there is no banquet without vinegar.

Zhang Kang: This is also an old saying.

Jia Xuming: I'll get you some old vinegar. Zhang Kang: Look, it's beautiful.

Jia Xuming: OK?

Zhang Kang: OK, OK.

Jia Xuming: Come on.

{Jia Xuming takes out a big barrel of mature vinegar from his bag and puts it on the table}

Jia Xuming: Just unscrew the lid and you can drink it. He won't drink unless the applause is warm.

Audience: Drink.

Zhang Kang: Wait a minute. I look sour. Oh, my God, how did you get it back? I cooked for a while, jiaozi. Let's drink.

Jia Xuming: OK, Shaanxi people like noodles. What kind of noodles is the most famous?

Zhang Kang: What kind of noodles?

Jia Xuming: Lamian Noodles.

Zhang Kang: Lanzhou

Jia Xuming: Where, where?

Zhang Kang: Lanzhou is in Gansu.

Jia Xuming: Gansu.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming and Audience: I have been to Gansu.

Zhang Kang: I know. It seems that you went with the group after all.

Jia Xuming: Gansu has Lanzhou Lamian Noodles.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: What's so particular about Lamian Noodles?

Zhang Kang: Do you have any special requirements?

Jia Xuming: One is transparent, two are white, three are red and four are green.

Zhang Kang: What are transparent, white, red and green?

Jia Xuming: Tang Qing, radish white, chili oil red, garlic sprout, coriander green.

Zhang Kang: This is the characteristic of Lamian Noodles.

Jia Xuming: Lanzhou Lamian Noodles is delicious.

Zhang Kang: That's true.

Jia Xuming: I brought you a bowl.

Zhang Kang: Oh, dear, can I take all the noodles home?

Jia Xuming: OK?

Zhang Kang: Great.

Jia Xuming: Come on, ouch, ouch.

{Jia Xuming slowly and carefully takes out a bowl from his bag}

Zhang Kang: Slow down, slow down, don't worry.

Jia Xuming: Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Jia Xuming gave the bowl to Zhang Kang, and Zhang Kang turned it around. It was empty, and his expression changed from happy to disappointed. }

Zhang Kang: Oh, yes, a bowl. Oh, yes.

Jia Xuming: A bowl.

Zhang Kang: Put it here. It's convenient to drink vinegar for a while. This thing

Jia Xuming: Right?

Zhang Kang: OK.

Jia Xuming: Gansu is good.

Zhang Kang: OK.

Jia Xuming: There is a place called Yumenguan.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: That's an important pass on the westbound route of the ancient Silk Road.

Zhang Kang: There is also a poem about Yumenguan.

Jia Xuming: The Yellow River is far above the white clouds. It is an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain. Why should the flute complain about the willow? Why can't the spring breeze pass Yumen Pass?

Zhang Kang: That's right

Jia Xuming: So, Yumenguan Pass is called the first pass in the world.

Zhang Kang: Shanhaiguan, Teacher Jia, just now, just for a moment, I think you are right. I have read all your poems, and Shanhaiguan is the first pass in the world.

Jia Xuming: Where does it come from?

Zhang Kang: Hebei.

Jia Xuming: Hebei?

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang: I have been to Hebei.

Zhang Kang: Nonsense, your hometown is from Hebei.

Jia Xuming: Hebei is good.

Zhang Kang: Hebei is certainly good.

Jia Xuming: My hometown.

Zhang Kang: Yes.

Jia Xuming: There are three treasures in Hebei.

Zhang Kang: Which three treasures?

Jia Xuming: Cotton in southern Hebei.

Zhang Kang: Cotton.

Jia Xuming: Shenzhou Peach.

Zhang Kang: Peaches.

Jia Xuming: The quality of Guyuan mushrooms is very good.

Zhang Kang: Mushrooms are very fresh.

Jia Xuming: So there is a famous dish in Hebei.

Zhang Kang: What's its name?

Jia Xuming: Stewed mushrooms with chicken.

Zhang Kang: That's the northeast.

Jia Xuming: Where is it?

Zhang Kang: Northeast China.

Jia Xuming: Northeast?

Jia Xuming and Audience: I have been to the Northeast.

Zhang Kang: Oh, my God, your team is growing. It's good.

Jia Xuming: The northeast is good.

Zhang Kang: Of course the Northeast is good.

Jia Xuming: There are also three treasures in the northeast.

Zhang Kang: Which three treasures?

Jia Xuming: Drum Tower, Battery and Bell Island.

Zhang Kang: That's Tianjin.

Jia Xuming: Tianjin? I have been to Tianjin, which is an important port city.

Zhang Kang: an important port in the north.

Jia Xuming: Known as the Oriental Pearl.

Zhang Kang: That's Hongkong.

Jia Xuming: Isn't Hongkong the Oriental Pearl?

Zhang Kang: That's Shanghai.

Jia Xuming: Oh, I'm in Victoria Harbour.

Zhang Kang: You are back in Hongkong.

Jia Xuming: I'm on the Bund.

Zhang Kang: That's Shanghai.

Jia Xuming: I'm in a casino in Shanghai.

Zhang Kang: That's Macau.

Jia Xuming: I bet on horses in Macau.

Zhang Kang: Then Hongkong.

Jia Xuming: I had a meat pie in Hongkong.

Zhang Kang: That's Xianghe.

Jia Xuming: Opposite the Xianghe River is Hongkong.

Zhang Kang: Opposite Xiangjiang is Hong Kong, and opposite Xianghe is Tongxian. God, is this geography taught by your PE teacher? If you say you are late for the performance today, say you are late for the performance. What are you talking about? My plane is late. Did you fly? I have also been to Xinjiang. I saw you in Xinfadi yesterday, and I bought vinegar. They are all wholesale in Xinfadi.

Jia Xuming: You look down on me.

Zhang Kang: I dare not look at you at all.

Jia Xuming: Hey, are you doubting that I have never been to the places I just mentioned?

Zhang Kang: Do I doubt it? You have never been there.

Jia Xuming: I have been there.

Zhang Kang: You haven't been there.

Jia Xuming: I have been there.

Zhang Kang: You have been there. You are all wrong.

Jia Xuming: I'm afraid you don't know. If I say a place, you will be ashamed.

Zhang Kang: Ah, ah, ah, is there anything I don't know about what you said? I didn't correct anything wrong just now, baby.

Jia Xuming: You don't know what I'm talking about.

Zhang Kang: Oh, Jia Xuming, if you can tell me something I don't know, I will kowtow to you as a teacher in front of so many audiences, let alone kowtow to you as a teacher. I am jealous in front of so many audience friends. What's the matter with you?

Jia Xuming: Well, far away, I know there is a place in Beijing that you don't know.

Zhang Kang: Ouch, you got shot. I know Beijing best.

Jia Xuming: There is a place in Beijing with four locative words in its name. Where is it?

Zhang Kang: You are crazy. We have Dongdan and Xidan in Beijing, and there is only one locative word. There are only two in the southeast and northwest corners. Have you seen the locative words in the east, west and north corners? There are no locative words in three places, and four locative words do not exist in this place.

Jia Xuming: Yes.

Zhang Kang: No.

Jia Xuming: Yes.

Zhang Kang: No.

Jia Xuming: Yes.

Zhang Kang: No.

Jia Xuming: Yes.

Zhang Kang: No.

Jia Xuming: Yes.

Zhang Kang: What's the name of this place?

Jia Xuming: East of South Square of Beijing West Railway Station, drink, drink, drink, drink.

{Zhang Kang picks up the vinegar bottle}

Zhang Kang: Oh, master, I'll make you a jiaozi.

{Zhang Kang escaped}

Jia Xuming: Stop, stop, don't run.

{Jia Xuming went after Zhang Kang}