Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Don't swear at women, the more poisonous the better.
Don't swear at women, the more poisonous the better.
2. What's the use of being handsome? Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank?
3, your life, summed up in eight words-absurd life, cowardly death. Don't swear.
4. You said you were dressed so cool and looked so ruined!
5. Swearing words without dirty words, the more poisonous the better, the worse the better, but no personal attacks. Foreword: It is wrong to swear, and everyone should live in harmony, but for some people who are naturally scolded, they should still speak when it is time to speak.
6. You bitch are so fond of taking advantage. If you cut someone else's real hand short, you would have been fucking paraplegic! Don't swear.
7. Once a student in the class made trouble. Teacher: I've never seen a student like you! Student: I have met many teachers like you! I'm glad you know. Don't really tell your teacher. ...
8, Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao tze to help you solve!
9. Your mother took you shopping, and others asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey? The more poisonous the curse, the better.
10, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!
You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!
12, you roll for me, keep rolling. ...
13, sorry to make you laugh.
14, you are not smart, and you are good at imitating others!
15, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation!
16, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.
17, now throw you into the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, and (www.lz 13.cn) the black hole can also blow itself up! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; The people are invincible and you can't even buckle up when they fan you to the wall!
18, you and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, wearing underpants and smoking a cigarette in your mouth. People come and go to say that you are crazy, but you have to say: we are image spokesmen, Haier brothers.
19, I once saw two people quarreling. A is shorter than B, but B is fatter than A. A scolds: You fat bastard! B calmly said: being fat is a temporary thing, being short is a lifelong thing!
20. I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time!
2 1, you take your red carpet and I'll cross my zebra crossing!
22. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.
23. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there was a will beside it: I struggled all night, and your face made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!
24. Your Excellency is a natural inspiration!
25. With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; It's good to be without you.
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